150 Seconds of Headbutts
August 2, 2013 7:10 AM Subscribe
A pig and a pug, playin' in a field.
"It's a stray fuckin' pig!"
"It's a stray fuckin' pig!"
Aww, if only our human disagreements could be resolved by running around in circles and sniffing each other's butts.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:18 AM on August 2, 2013
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:18 AM on August 2, 2013
SNOUT VS NO SNOUT.
posted by The Whelk at 7:21 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 7:21 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
The advantage to pig-pug conflict is that they share a common language of snorts and grunts, allowing them to achieve communication much more quickly than some other breeds of dog would.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:21 AM on August 2, 2013 [7 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:21 AM on August 2, 2013 [7 favorites]
griphus's first post now that he's back involves a pug? Shocking.
posted by Aizkolari at 7:24 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Aizkolari at 7:24 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
That pig seems somewhat more amorous than playful. I fear for the pug's virtue.
posted by elizardbits at 7:27 AM on August 2, 2013 [9 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 7:27 AM on August 2, 2013 [9 favorites]
The son needs to chill.
posted by eugenen at 7:37 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by eugenen at 7:37 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
That pig seems somewhat more amorous than playful. I fear for the pug's virtue.
A few months later, we had a healthy litter of pi/ugs. We are going to breed them with puggles to get some pi/uggles, and because "puggle" is basically a stupid word. Unless you are an echidna (which, thank Mendel, are not involved in my mad scheme).
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:37 AM on August 2, 2013 [3 favorites]
A few months later, we had a healthy litter of pi/ugs. We are going to breed them with puggles to get some pi/uggles, and because "puggle" is basically a stupid word. Unless you are an echidna (which, thank Mendel, are not involved in my mad scheme).
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:37 AM on August 2, 2013 [3 favorites]
A PUGGLE IS A BEAGLE AND A PUG HDU
posted by elizardbits at 7:38 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 7:38 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
What's the name of this place where little stray pigs run around playing? I'm looking for a vacation destination.
posted by orme at 7:42 AM on August 2, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by orme at 7:42 AM on August 2, 2013 [4 favorites]
This is an echidna puggle. So there!
I suspect that they like sour poffins.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:42 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
I suspect that they like sour poffins.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:42 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
There once was a pug from Seattle
Who sought an opponent to battle
"I'll settle for pork",
He said with a snork,
"Last time I got trampled by cattle"
posted by jake at 7:43 AM on August 2, 2013 [20 favorites]
Who sought an opponent to battle
"I'll settle for pork",
He said with a snork,
"Last time I got trampled by cattle"
posted by jake at 7:43 AM on August 2, 2013 [20 favorites]
Also yeah don't be hating on puggles I will cut you
Mine is sitting right next to me right now, he will cute you
posted by jake at 7:47 AM on August 2, 2013 [9 favorites]
Mine is sitting right next to me right now, he will cute you
posted by jake at 7:47 AM on August 2, 2013 [9 favorites]
Last night, a local politician rang my bell to bother me about the upcoming election and while I was politely nodding, someone went face-first into my dinner and got a big ole snoutful of barbecue chicken stew.
posted by griphus at 7:53 AM on August 2, 2013 [5 favorites]
posted by griphus at 7:53 AM on August 2, 2013 [5 favorites]
Pug Virtues is the name of my next, most adorable band.
posted by The Whelk at 7:53 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 7:53 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
apple!
posted by elizardbits at 7:55 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by elizardbits at 7:55 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
Parts of this video seemed alarmingly close to becoming "Pig Pegs Pug."
posted by Sys Rq at 7:58 AM on August 2, 2013 [7 favorites]
posted by Sys Rq at 7:58 AM on August 2, 2013 [7 favorites]
someone
You think that is cute, try a tiny pig trying to get to oatmeal!
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:59 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
You think that is cute, try a tiny pig trying to get to oatmeal!
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:59 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
A few months later, we had a healthy litter of pi/ugs. We are going to breed them with puggles to get some pi/uggles,
Then will breed that with a lab/poodle mix, so we can have a piuggadoodle.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACKcoughwheeze.....
posted by eriko at 7:59 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
Then will breed that with a lab/poodle mix, so we can have a piuggadoodle.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACKcoughwheeze.....
posted by eriko at 7:59 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
Well, they're heads butting butts. I do not believe there is a snappy shorthand name for that. Clearly, our language is lacking.
posted by EvaDestruction at 8:12 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by EvaDestruction at 8:12 AM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
You think that is cute, try a tiny pig trying to get to oatmeal!
Or we could look at a picture of a tiny little tiny pig eating a tiny ice cream cone at a tiny picnic bench beneath a tiny parasol.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:24 AM on August 2, 2013 [3 favorites]
Or we could look at a picture of a tiny little tiny pig eating a tiny ice cream cone at a tiny picnic bench beneath a tiny parasol.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:24 AM on August 2, 2013 [3 favorites]
That'll do, pug.
posted by SpacemanStix at 8:56 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by SpacemanStix at 8:56 AM on August 2, 2013 [2 favorites]
In other pug / pot bellied pig modes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO1rN57PD_w
posted by ndfine at 9:12 AM on August 2, 2013
posted by ndfine at 9:12 AM on August 2, 2013
In other pug / pot bellied pig modes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO1rN57PD_w yt
That baby pig looks just like my Boston Terrier from some angles.
posted by BibiRose at 9:17 AM on August 2, 2013
That baby pig looks just like my Boston Terrier from some angles.
posted by BibiRose at 9:17 AM on August 2, 2013
he will cute you
well you would have to post some goddamn pictures for that to happen, wouldn't you?
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
well you would have to post some goddamn pictures for that to happen, wouldn't you?
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
well you would have to post some goddamn pictures for that to happen, wouldn't you?
I GUESS SO!
Wait.. NO!
Wait no ... YES?
This is the dog that invented setting videos to canyon.mid, a very important invention indeed
posted by jake at 4:05 PM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
I GUESS SO!
Wait.. NO!
Wait no ... YES?
This is the dog that invented setting videos to canyon.mid, a very important invention indeed
posted by jake at 4:05 PM on August 2, 2013 [1 favorite]
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE PUPPY FACE OH MY GOD
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 PM on August 2, 2013
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 PM on August 2, 2013
yup, he cuted me!
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 10:31 AM on August 3, 2013
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 10:31 AM on August 3, 2013
EvaDestruction: "Well, they're heads butting butts. I do not believe there is a snappy shorthand name for that. Clearly, our language is lacking."
Similarly, my cat Bella loves to headbutt things. But calling her a "headbutter" makes it sound like somebody's been smearing dairy products on her forehead.
posted by Lexica at 5:29 PM on August 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
Similarly, my cat Bella loves to headbutt things. But calling her a "headbutter" makes it sound like somebody's been smearing dairy products on her forehead.
posted by Lexica at 5:29 PM on August 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
The pig probably wants to know if the pug knows where to get a good tummy rub.
posted by homunculus at 10:05 PM on August 3, 2013
posted by homunculus at 10:05 PM on August 3, 2013
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