Suck it, Thoreau
November 14, 2013 10:08 AM Subscribe
"Kiss Me, I''m Desperate," by Blake Grigsby. But how could anyone who made the world's largest cardboard castle be desperate?
Estimates for the number of people who get cold sores range from 60-95% so the only way to be sure is to never kiss anybody ever. Nice shaming there, tho.
posted by Skwirl at 10:29 AM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Skwirl at 10:29 AM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
Well done, young man. You are pwning your teenage years.
posted by cman at 10:35 AM on November 14, 2013
posted by cman at 10:35 AM on November 14, 2013
the only way to be sure is to never kiss anybody ever.
posted by Winnemac at 10:58 AM on November 14, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Winnemac at 10:58 AM on November 14, 2013 [1 favorite]
the only way to be sure is to never kiss anybody ever.
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posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 11:13 AM on November 14, 2013
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posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 11:13 AM on November 14, 2013
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posted by tylerkaraszewski at 11:47 AM on November 14, 2013
posted by tylerkaraszewski at 11:47 AM on November 14, 2013
Estimates for the number of people who get cold sores range from 60-95% so the only way to be sure is to never kiss anybody ever.
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." - Jayne Cobb
posted by Parasite Unseen at 11:49 AM on November 14, 2013 [5 favorites]
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." - Jayne Cobb
posted by Parasite Unseen at 11:49 AM on November 14, 2013 [5 favorites]
"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." - Jayne Cobb
Equally pertinent in the ongoing Rob Ford thread as well!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 11:53 AM on November 14, 2013
Equally pertinent in the ongoing Rob Ford thread as well!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 11:53 AM on November 14, 2013
On watching the second video, I now know what I am going to reply to the next person on AskMe who wants to quit their boring desk job and find a career that lets them get out and interact with people: Guinness World Record Inspector. Why didn't they tell us about these career opportunities when we had to do all those stupid career guidance tests in high school?
posted by drlith at 12:18 PM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by drlith at 12:18 PM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
i wish he kissed more boys.
posted by PinkMoose at 12:33 PM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by PinkMoose at 12:33 PM on November 14, 2013 [3 favorites]
i wish he kissed more boys.
That one at 1:57 was a bit rushed.
Also I noticed at 1:46 he's standing in front of a "Chinese massage". That sounds exotic.
posted by Twang at 3:37 PM on November 14, 2013
That one at 1:57 was a bit rushed.
Also I noticed at 1:46 he's standing in front of a "Chinese massage". That sounds exotic.
posted by Twang at 3:37 PM on November 14, 2013
That's not so much a castle as a bailey, I think. Castles have roofs.
posted by Samizdata at 7:34 PM on November 14, 2013
posted by Samizdata at 7:34 PM on November 14, 2013
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