Top 20 Bubble Butts Throughout Art History
March 5, 2014 4:34 PM Subscribe
Top 20 Bubble Butts From The Toast
What no Etty?
posted by Thing at 4:41 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Thing at 4:41 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
At the end of the day, I come to Metafilter for the high class butts.
posted by sendai sleep master at 4:43 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by sendai sleep master at 4:43 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
William Etty painted this, among many other fabulous bottoms.
posted by Thing at 4:48 PM on March 5, 2014
posted by Thing at 4:48 PM on March 5, 2014
Pretty sure #4 is a knee, not a butt.
posted by figurant at 4:50 PM on March 5, 2014 [3 favorites]
posted by figurant at 4:50 PM on March 5, 2014 [3 favorites]
That youth on the sailboat sure does have a donk
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 4:50 PM on March 5, 2014
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 4:50 PM on March 5, 2014
why is every art related listicle written by a 23 year old who took the one required semester of art history and clearly was asleep for most of it
and yet that doesn't even compare to the gross misuse of the modifier "bubble". like not a single Rubens to be seen
posted by danny the boy at 4:55 PM on March 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
and yet that doesn't even compare to the gross misuse of the modifier "bubble". like not a single Rubens to be seen
posted by danny the boy at 4:55 PM on March 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
Clearly best of the web!
posted by efalk at 4:56 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by efalk at 4:56 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Honestly I was hoping for The Case For Columbo to be the Toast link du jour...
posted by furiousthought at 4:58 PM on March 5, 2014 [7 favorites]
posted by furiousthought at 4:58 PM on March 5, 2014 [7 favorites]
I couldn't even get to the pics because I was too distracted by Ghostery's list of the 39 trackers on that site, which is some kind of new record in my experience.
posted by googly at 5:07 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by googly at 5:07 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
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posted by GenjiandProust at 5:09 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:09 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
I liked this post and I cannot lie.
posted by shiu mai baby at 5:13 PM on March 5, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by shiu mai baby at 5:13 PM on March 5, 2014 [4 favorites]
Needs to be tagged "lolbutts" like immediately
posted by Cash4Lead at 5:27 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Cash4Lead at 5:27 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
Those were ok but the real gold on that page was the link to http://metropolitanmuseumofbutts.tumblr.com.
posted by Sublimity at 5:37 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Sublimity at 5:37 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
I would have at LEAST thought there would be Rubens.
Etty would truly mark the writer as a connoisseur of fine art donk.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:49 PM on March 5, 2014
Etty would truly mark the writer as a connoisseur of fine art donk.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:49 PM on March 5, 2014
Those were ok but the real gold on that page was the link to http://metropolitanmuseumofbutts.tumblr.com.
That is an assiduously curated collection.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:57 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
That is an assiduously curated collection.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:57 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
This was much butt-er than what I was expecting to see.
Photo from The Metropolitan Museum of Butts.
Oh, yeah! I'd so take a tour.
I heard it closes early--you have to get there on time and get crackin' if you're gonna see it all.
posted by BlueHorse at 6:02 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Photo from The Metropolitan Museum of Butts.
Oh, yeah! I'd so take a tour.
I heard it closes early--you have to get there on time and get crackin' if you're gonna see it all.
posted by BlueHorse at 6:02 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
This was much butt-er than what I was expecting to see.
Really? I thought it was kind of scraping the barrel of the bottom.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:03 PM on March 5, 2014 [3 favorites]
Really? I thought it was kind of scraping the barrel of the bottom.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:03 PM on March 5, 2014 [3 favorites]
Oh wait, there is a Metropolitan Museum of Butts tumbler? Awesome.
posted by shothotbot at 6:32 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by shothotbot at 6:32 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Kind of was expecting young Shatner's bottom.
Still, in the end, not disappointing.
posted by allthinky at 6:34 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Still, in the end, not disappointing.
posted by allthinky at 6:34 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
I've been saying for years that the secret of art history is that it's mostly looking at pictures of naked people.
posted by COBRA! at 6:43 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by COBRA! at 6:43 PM on March 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
Also, for this bunch, Modigliani wins. As he always does.
posted by COBRA! at 6:45 PM on March 5, 2014
posted by COBRA! at 6:45 PM on March 5, 2014
I don't think it'll ever have a notable place in the history of art, but there's also this fountain by Mário Cravo in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil.
posted by hydrophonic at 8:30 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by hydrophonic at 8:30 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
I am ready for this jelly.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:27 PM on March 5, 2014
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:27 PM on March 5, 2014
For a second there I thought it said Crapped from The Fall of the Titans.
posted by phaedon at 10:30 PM on March 5, 2014
posted by phaedon at 10:30 PM on March 5, 2014
Also, for this bunch, Modigliani wins. As he always does.
Dali is jolly,
But Modigli's mo' jiggly.
posted by ShutterBun at 11:38 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Dali is jolly,
But Modigli's mo' jiggly.
posted by ShutterBun at 11:38 PM on March 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Venus of Willendorf. The one, the only.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 4:40 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 4:40 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
None of those butts even come close to this sculpture by Fernando Botero in Madrid.
posted by lollymccatburglar at 7:35 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by lollymccatburglar at 7:35 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
Of course that one's in the Plaza de Colon.
posted by COBRA! at 7:39 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by COBRA! at 7:39 AM on March 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
Oh god, I love The Toast.
posted by dipping_sauce at 1:09 PM on March 6, 2014
posted by dipping_sauce at 1:09 PM on March 6, 2014
Posteriors for Posterity
posted by hell toupee at 8:31 AM on March 7, 2014
posted by hell toupee at 8:31 AM on March 7, 2014
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