Only the Lonely: Realistic Kissing Simulator
July 10, 2014 5:05 PM Subscribe
Realistic kissing simulator.
A two (or *sob* one) player game by Jimmy Andrews and Loren Schmidt. Hold the buttons (A Z UP DOWN) to start!
(For keyboards where A+Z is uncomfortable, you can alternatively use S+X)
A two (or *sob* one) player game by Jimmy Andrews and Loren Schmidt. Hold the buttons (A Z UP DOWN) to start!
(For keyboards where A+Z is uncomfortable, you can alternatively use S+X)
This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- frimble
Ah, Gene Simmons Simulator 2014 at last.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 5:16 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 5:16 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
Wow, the amount of eyeball-poking and nostril-entering was surprisingly accurate.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 5:19 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 5:19 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
When I tongue my girlfriend's eye in real life she doesn't automatically squeeze it shut so I'm going to have to call this pretty unrealistic.
posted by orme at 5:22 PM on July 10, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by orme at 5:22 PM on July 10, 2014 [2 favorites]
When I tongue my girlfriend's eye in real life she doesn't automatically squeeze it shut
Ah, young love!
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:36 PM on July 10, 2014 [4 favorites]
Ah, young love!
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:36 PM on July 10, 2014 [4 favorites]
I was already going to make my boyfriend play Groin Gravitators with me when he comes over tomorrow. Now I have TWO couples games to force him to play!
posted by egypturnash at 7:18 PM on July 10, 2014
posted by egypturnash at 7:18 PM on July 10, 2014
This game does for kissing what QWOP does for running: make me recoil in horror and die a little inside.
posted by moss at 8:44 PM on July 10, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by moss at 8:44 PM on July 10, 2014 [4 favorites]
This game does for kissing what QWOP does for running:
makes for a glorious cosplay opportunity?
posted by elizardbits at 8:56 PM on July 10, 2014 [2 favorites]
makes for a glorious cosplay opportunity?
posted by elizardbits at 8:56 PM on July 10, 2014 [2 favorites]
It needs a interface so it can use This as a controller.
"Though I walk through the uncanny valley, I shall fear no romantic overtures"
posted by boilermonster at 11:52 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
"Though I walk through the uncanny valley, I shall fear no romantic overtures"
posted by boilermonster at 11:52 PM on July 10, 2014 [1 favorite]
thanks, metafilter, for justifying my ever-increasing asexuality
posted by NoraReed at 12:00 AM on July 11, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by NoraReed at 12:00 AM on July 11, 2014 [2 favorites]
Or if Cute is more your thing.
It has three modes: Smooch, French, and Bomb Cambodia.
posted by condour75 at 5:05 AM on July 11, 2014 [3 favorites]
It has three modes: Smooch, French, and Bomb Cambodia.
posted by condour75 at 5:05 AM on July 11, 2014 [3 favorites]
« Older We Deserve Better Dressed Billionaires | Drawing all the buildings in New York City. Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
posted by winna at 5:13 PM on July 10, 2014