Nyeah nargh eeah fwa fwa 2: Corncob Boogaloo
December 30, 2014 10:30 AM   Subscribe

IT IS SO YUMMY  (Christmas Edition) (PREVIOUSLY)
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering (14 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Interesting that there was no food aggression at all. I kept expecting Teddy to take a nip of her hand.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 10:36 AM on December 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


That is dedication to your corn cob.
posted by arcticseal at 10:37 AM on December 30, 2014


Teddy clearly has not learned the Christmas Lesson (hint: it is not "get the hell away from my corn cob!" Well, maybe that's the porcupine Christmas lesson).

Bonus -- I love his incisors, which I like to imagine are stained red with the blood of corn cob thieves.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:54 AM on December 30, 2014 [3 favorites]


YOU LET A PORCUPINE IN YOUR DANG HOUSE, LADY
posted by boo_radley at 11:04 AM on December 30, 2014 [4 favorites]


Oh my gosh, baby porcupines are called porcupettes :3:
posted by boo_radley at 11:06 AM on December 30, 2014 [2 favorites]


HE HAS LITTLE CORN COBS FOR HIS LITTLE HANDS!
posted by Joe in Australia at 11:09 AM on December 30, 2014 [2 favorites]


neeeeek nrrrrrrrrk

I have been watching this all day pretty much
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 1:53 PM on December 30, 2014 [3 favorites]


Did you see the claws on that thing?
posted by 3.2.3 at 1:56 PM on December 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


I don't know, man, I think it's better when he has a cookie instead.
posted by Katemonkey at 2:10 PM on December 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


Those adorable little sounds are the porcupette version of "Mine!! Back off, I'm tryn'a eat here! Hey, hands off those too. WTF you lookin' at??"

That woman just will not stop tormenting the poor animal. It's kind of frustrating to watch.
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:20 PM on December 30, 2014 [3 favorites]


Sweetcorn must pretty much be crack for porcupines. Evolved to live off string tree bark, the massive sugar rush must be like caffeinated pixie sticks to a four year old.
posted by scruss at 5:00 PM on December 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


Evolved to live off string tree bark, the massive sugar rush must be like caffeinated pixie sticks to a four year old.

HFCS.
Not even once.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:58 PM on December 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


Teddy is so adorable. We went to dinner on Christmas and the crab bisque soup was so delicious I had to keep myself under control or I'd sound just like Teddy with his corn or cookies. I'm on his side forever - he's my foodie friend.
posted by aryma at 9:00 PM on December 30, 2014 [4 favorites]


Much more info about Teddy Bear.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 3:03 AM on December 31, 2014 [4 favorites]


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