"Hey, do you hear something?"
February 5, 2015 9:24 AM Subscribe
Dog Confused by Squeaky Toy via sadanduseless (@sadanduseless). See also Ninja Cats, Dogs That Deserve an Apology and Google Search Poetry.
My god... The squeak is coming from inside the ball!!
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:32 AM on February 5, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:32 AM on February 5, 2015 [3 favorites]
Oh, you laugh. But that's a dog that's not going to fall for any stupid ventriloquist's tricks.
posted by yoink at 9:35 AM on February 5, 2015
posted by yoink at 9:35 AM on February 5, 2015
I just realized you can't spell suffocation without cat.
posted by etc. at 9:58 AM on February 5, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by etc. at 9:58 AM on February 5, 2015 [3 favorites]
I just reread the weird/amazing/weird novel Lives of the Monster Dogs, and now I want to see more dogs in military uniforms.
posted by moonmilk at 10:31 AM on February 5, 2015
posted by moonmilk at 10:31 AM on February 5, 2015
Awwww. Walter is a GOOD BOY! Yes he is!
posted by Naberius at 10:43 AM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Naberius at 10:43 AM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
That's one dumb dog.
Our Rottweiler used to play with the lemons that fell from the lemon tree. Bite --> zing! --> bark bark bark --> Bite ---> zing! --> bark bark bark.
Also a dumb dog.
The stuff in the apology link makes me sad. Dogs do not deserve to be tricked (although no apparent trickery has occurred in the link), nor should they be made into our clowns. It's not nice to abuse their trust.
posted by notyou at 11:01 AM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
Our Rottweiler used to play with the lemons that fell from the lemon tree. Bite --> zing! --> bark bark bark --> Bite ---> zing! --> bark bark bark.
Also a dumb dog.
The stuff in the apology link makes me sad. Dogs do not deserve to be tricked (although no apparent trickery has occurred in the link), nor should they be made into our clowns. It's not nice to abuse their trust.
posted by notyou at 11:01 AM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
Google Search Poetry is fantastic. Thank you!
ps. It makes up for all the other horrible things in this post, aesthetically if not ethically.
pps. Okay, I admit, awkward mascots is actually sort of funny, and the world's saddest playgrounds are pretty fantastic. Also, this. I take back most of my nasty unspoken comments.
posted by eotvos at 11:25 AM on February 5, 2015
ps. It makes up for all the other horrible things in this post, aesthetically if not ethically.
pps. Okay, I admit, awkward mascots is actually sort of funny, and the world's saddest playgrounds are pretty fantastic. Also, this. I take back most of my nasty unspoken comments.
posted by eotvos at 11:25 AM on February 5, 2015
That first moment... *squeak* *stop* "Baroo?"
I died.
I am going to eat your soul. (From the 'apology' link).
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 11:46 AM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
I died.
I am going to eat your soul. (From the 'apology' link).
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 11:46 AM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
Is it possible that Walter has slight hearing loss--so he can't tell the direction the sound is coming from?
~tears of laughter ANYWAY~
posted by MidStream at 12:16 PM on February 5, 2015
~tears of laughter ANYWAY~
posted by MidStream at 12:16 PM on February 5, 2015
Oh man that Google search poetry link is wasted among the cute animals... There some serious gems there.
posted by aspo at 12:25 PM on February 5, 2015
posted by aspo at 12:25 PM on February 5, 2015
eskyooze me my taps are malfunctioning
halp
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:28 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
halp
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:28 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
This is why my mental catalog of the world includes a "golden retriever" category that people occasionally get filed under when I observe them displaying that exact expression in response to whatever (metaphorical) squeaky ball life happens to hand them.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:28 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 1:28 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
Walter: *tilts head*
Wolfdog: Walter, the squeaky ball is a metaphor
posted by moonmilk at 2:06 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
Wolfdog: Walter, the squeaky ball is a metaphor
posted by moonmilk at 2:06 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
The ninja cats.
That is all.
Ims telling you I hurtses myself.
posted by BlueHorse at 5:19 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
That is all.
Ims telling you I hurtses myself.
posted by BlueHorse at 5:19 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
What a gentle mouth that golden has!
My dogs know exactly where the squeak comes from and they play not by gently tossing the toy, but by repeatedly biting down *very hard* to make them squeak (before just ripping them apart.)
posted by Squeak Attack at 7:04 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
My dogs know exactly where the squeak comes from and they play not by gently tossing the toy, but by repeatedly biting down *very hard* to make them squeak (before just ripping them apart.)
posted by Squeak Attack at 7:04 PM on February 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Squeak Attack
Need I say it?
posted by Dip Flash at 8:09 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
Need I say it?
posted by Dip Flash at 8:09 PM on February 5, 2015 [2 favorites]
Walter can't find the squeak, I can't find the cat in the picture with the television. Halp.
posted by artychoke at 8:50 PM on February 5, 2015
posted by artychoke at 8:50 PM on February 5, 2015
I think he's worried he's hurting it. Squeaky toys sound like prey being injured. Which is why my dog loves them to death!
posted by fshgrl at 8:55 PM on February 5, 2015
posted by fshgrl at 8:55 PM on February 5, 2015
Oh never mind. That cat is very black. It's like, how much more black could this cat be? and the answer is none. None more black.
posted by artychoke at 9:12 PM on February 5, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by artychoke at 9:12 PM on February 5, 2015 [4 favorites]
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