Then, a sky, an urban, and an empty. Here, the sky is for fly in.
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Fixed.
posted by Fizz at 12:29 PM on April 27, 2015 [8 favorites]
Fixed.
posted by Fizz at 12:29 PM on April 27, 2015 [8 favorites]
Props for not involving some dumb "1000 words" reference
posted by emptythought at 12:30 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by emptythought at 12:30 PM on April 27, 2015
Accordingly, a child which remains
a result of sex.
In other words,
it yearns for sweet.
Yes, it is fascinate by animal.
Then, it may make lot of noise.
Never, it is for innocence.
There, it may ask
same
question
several time.
--a coffee mug
posted by theodolite at 12:32 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
a result of sex.
In other words,
it yearns for sweet.
Yes, it is fascinate by animal.
Then, it may make lot of noise.
Never, it is for innocence.
There, it may ask
same
question
several time.
--a coffee mug
posted by theodolite at 12:32 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
To illustrate: a nobody, which is also known as a no one. Beyond, it is not an everyone. Whenever, it yearns for dying.
Later, it is a book.
Soon, it evokes anybody.
For that reason, it may kill lambda man.
posted by theodolite at 12:35 PM on April 27, 2015
Later, it is a book.
Soon, it evokes anybody.
For that reason, it may kill lambda man.
posted by theodolite at 12:35 PM on April 27, 2015
Awesome.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:36 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Going To Maine at 12:36 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
Aw man, it fell over.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:37 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by Going To Maine at 12:37 PM on April 27, 2015
Always, a light and a people: the light appertains to the entire frequency range of electromagnetic waves, and the people has a two leg. Always, the people may shout word. e.g., it yearns for dedication. Or it yearns for not feel pain. Though, it may long for friend. This time, the light is not a notting having atomic weight greater than average. After all, it evokes stone. To repeat, it is an any device serving as a source of illumination. Further, it is the visual effect of illumination on objects or scenes as creating in pictures.
This is one of 10 paragraphs of similar length it produced when fed the "No More Mutants" page from "House of M." Seems legit.
posted by Foosnark at 12:39 PM on April 27, 2015
This is one of 10 paragraphs of similar length it produced when fed the "No More Mutants" page from "House of M." Seems legit.
posted by Foosnark at 12:39 PM on April 27, 2015
Perhaps, a music, a model, and a head. Once, the music is made from an any agreeable sounds. The model may walk cat walk, and the head is for receive hammer blow.
That explains my headache.
Once, a people, which may bug person. On the other hand, it yearns for read book. Although it may thank another person. By the same token, it yearns for more information. As a result, it yearns for ride horse. In summary, it yearns for hamburger.
I can haz....
posted by Foosnark at 12:44 PM on April 27, 2015
That explains my headache.
Once, a people, which may bug person. On the other hand, it yearns for read book. Although it may thank another person. By the same token, it yearns for more information. As a result, it yearns for ride horse. In summary, it yearns for hamburger.
I can haz....
posted by Foosnark at 12:44 PM on April 27, 2015
First sentence from a photo of me: Meanwhile, a college, a daydreaming, and an eating. Accurate.
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
I think the text for these images was sent back in time from 100 years in the future, and this is what the English language has evolved into by that time. Thanks, Internet.
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
Although a female, which may be pregnant. Though, it is a person who belonging to the sex that can have babies. Even more, it is a human. So far, it may be pregnant. In the meantime, it is a person who belonging to the sex that can have babies. In fact, it may bear young.
Is this program my grandmother
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:53 PM on April 27, 2015 [14 favorites]
Is this program my grandmother
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:53 PM on April 27, 2015 [14 favorites]
Me:
posted by Fizz at 12:57 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
Always, a handsome, a background, and a looking. Next, the handsome is made from a -ulo. The background is made from an information that being essential to understanding a situation or problem, and the looking is a magazine. In fact, the handsome is known to some as സുന്ദരന്. Hence, it is known to some as apuesto. For that reason, it evokes impressive. In conclusion, it is also known as a pretty.*blushes*
posted by Fizz at 12:57 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
I could see this becoming a form of futuristic fortunetelling. Upload a photo of your beloved and see what the machine-mind thinks of your chances with him...
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:02 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:02 PM on April 27, 2015
This is blowing my fucking mind. It can tell that this is a photo of close mixed gender friends having fun outdoors!
This is the part that made me snort in my office and forced me to explain this thing to my coworker: The enjoyment is known to some as ił honeeni, and the fun remains a same as enjoyable. In like manner, the people is generous. Granted, it yearns for company. At the same time, it may smell flower. Finally, it yearns for vengence. Yep, that's me.
And as for my poor friend Drew: In brief, the men is a horny. There, it evokes person. Earlier, it yearns for building phallic shape structure. On the other hand, it may open door for woman.
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:13 PM on April 27, 2015 [3 favorites]
This is the part that made me snort in my office and forced me to explain this thing to my coworker: The enjoyment is known to some as ił honeeni, and the fun remains a same as enjoyable. In like manner, the people is generous. Granted, it yearns for company. At the same time, it may smell flower. Finally, it yearns for vengence. Yep, that's me.
And as for my poor friend Drew: In brief, the men is a horny. There, it evokes person. Earlier, it yearns for building phallic shape structure. On the other hand, it may open door for woman.
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:13 PM on April 27, 2015 [3 favorites]
I'm starting to think we no longer need humans to write our poetry.
posted by aught at 1:30 PM on April 27, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by aught at 1:30 PM on April 27, 2015 [3 favorites]
(Speaking as a published poet, even.)
posted by aught at 1:30 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by aught at 1:30 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
I can't wait until my friend sees this!
This is one of my favorite photos of him. Of course I've sent him the link.
posted by janey47 at 1:33 PM on April 27, 2015
This is one of my favorite photos of him. Of course I've sent him the link.
posted by janey47 at 1:33 PM on April 27, 2015
I am impressed the robot knows I am fashionable. Good robot, have an electron.
posted by The Whelk at 1:33 PM on April 27, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 1:33 PM on April 27, 2015 [6 favorites]
I cant even...
Until now, a men, a one, and an adult. Later, the men is also known as a man. The one has a work to earn money, and the adult evokes midlife. In addition, the men yearns for kiss and fucking each other. To put it another way, it is a band. Immediately, it has a big foot than woman. Accordingly, it is attractive to woman.
posted by janey47 at 1:41 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
Until now, a men, a one, and an adult. Later, the men is also known as a man. The one has a work to earn money, and the adult evokes midlife. In addition, the men yearns for kiss and fucking each other. To put it another way, it is a band. Immediately, it has a big foot than woman. Accordingly, it is attractive to woman.
posted by janey47 at 1:41 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
Put in the painting I did for my user image and reading through the results, experienced the weird "holy fuck" sensation I got my first time seeing BERZERK at the arcade.
Notwithstanding, an art, a symbol, and a security. Similarly, the art is made from the creation of beautiful or significant things. The symbol is for convey message, and the security evokes relinquishing. In the same way, the art resulted from a different media. Perhaps, it evokes music. Moreover, it evokes paint. As an illustration, it evokes sculpture paint.
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:42 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
Notwithstanding, an art, a symbol, and a security. Similarly, the art is made from the creation of beautiful or significant things. The symbol is for convey message, and the security evokes relinquishing. In the same way, the art resulted from a different media. Perhaps, it evokes music. Moreover, it evokes paint. As an illustration, it evokes sculpture paint.
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:42 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
I keep getting the 'server melted' error now. Did I use it too many times in a row?
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:45 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:45 PM on April 27, 2015
I hear the voice of Jaqen H'ghar in my head when I read these.
posted by JohnFredra at 1:48 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by JohnFredra at 1:48 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
I keep getting the 'server melted' error now.
...might be worth trying a smaller image. It kept refusing a 350 kb image before it finally accepted a 90 kb sized version.
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:51 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
...might be worth trying a smaller image. It kept refusing a 350 kb image before it finally accepted a 90 kb sized version.
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:51 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
That seems to have worked!
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:54 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:54 PM on April 27, 2015
Oh it's everything I dreamed of and more. Whelk, this requires your attention
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:55 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:55 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
If you read them in the voice of Beemo it is even more amusing.
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 2:09 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 2:09 PM on April 27, 2015 [4 favorites]
A picture of my child concludes thus:
"In brief, a child and a baby: the child has a nightmare of mutant, and the baby is made from a very young mammal. By all means the baby remains a baby human. To rephrase, it is a single. Yes, it may defecate."
posted by Just this guy, y'know at 2:54 PM on April 27, 2015 [8 favorites]
"In brief, a child and a baby: the child has a nightmare of mutant, and the baby is made from a very young mammal. By all means the baby remains a baby human. To rephrase, it is a single. Yes, it may defecate."
posted by Just this guy, y'know at 2:54 PM on April 27, 2015 [8 favorites]
That is, a grave and a sculpture: the grave may mark grave stie, and the sculpture evokes art. In fact, the sculpture is made from a three-dimensional work of plastic art. Nevertheless, it evokes art. Undoubtedly, it evokes sculpt. Nevertheless, it is made from a -ure. Earlier, the grave evokes death plot. Nearby, it evokes you bury. In short, it evokes funeral. Perhaps, it evokes cradle.
Since my icon is a gravestone, I'm pretty satisfied.
posted by Going To Maine at 3:04 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
Since my icon is a gravestone, I'm pretty satisfied.
posted by Going To Maine at 3:04 PM on April 27, 2015 [1 favorite]
To repeat, a shape, which is known to some as formi. Maybe it is known to some as עיצב. To illustrate: it is known to some as kunto. To rephrase, it is known to some as fysiek. Simultaneously, it is made from the dbeingtinctive form in which a thing being made. That is, it is known to some as форма.
posted by jefflowrey at 3:16 PM on April 27, 2015
posted by jefflowrey at 3:16 PM on April 27, 2015
In summary, it is a cute baby mammal.
Until now, a tabby and a fur: the tabby evokes brindling, and the fur is known to some as unyoya. Certainly, the fur is not a scale. In fact, it evokes hair. Without doubt, it evokes attractive. Beyond, it evokes pelz. After all, the tabby is known to some as gato atigrado. Indeed, it is known to some as トラネコ. Without doubt, it is known to some as 虎斑猫. Again, it is known to some as ondé.
posted by Little Dawn at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2015
Until now, a tabby and a fur: the tabby evokes brindling, and the fur is known to some as unyoya. Certainly, the fur is not a scale. In fact, it evokes hair. Without doubt, it evokes attractive. Beyond, it evokes pelz. After all, the tabby is known to some as gato atigrado. Indeed, it is known to some as トラネコ. Without doubt, it is known to some as 虎斑猫. Again, it is known to some as ondé.
posted by Little Dawn at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2015
Because I am a bad person, I fed the thing Hello.jpg (NSFW DO I REALLY NEED TO WARN YOU PEOPLE?!?):
Also, an infant, a men, and a facial expression. Certainly, the infant evokes forth. The men is also known as a man, and the facial expression evokes muscle. Therefore, the infant is not an adult. In other words, it evokes forth. Nevertheless, it may sleep. Certainly, it evokes small.
To be sure, a disease and a doctor: the disease is not a health, and the doctor evokes sick person. Specifically, the doctor may check blood pressure. Again, it may order that medicine. Simultaneously, it may give medicine. As an illustration, it is also known as a healer. And the disease is an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning. Granted, it evokes discomfort. Until now, it is an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning. Even more, it is deadly.
Next, a fine art, which is also known as a work of art. Certainly, it is the study and creation of visual works of art. In conclusion, it evokes down to fine art. Meanwhile, it is known to some as képzőművészet. At the same time, it is a studies intending to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills. By all means it is known to some as schöne künste.
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You know, I really don't know that I can argue with that.
posted by Trinity-Gehenna at 8:29 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
Also, an infant, a men, and a facial expression. Certainly, the infant evokes forth. The men is also known as a man, and the facial expression evokes muscle. Therefore, the infant is not an adult. In other words, it evokes forth. Nevertheless, it may sleep. Certainly, it evokes small.
To be sure, a disease and a doctor: the disease is not a health, and the doctor evokes sick person. Specifically, the doctor may check blood pressure. Again, it may order that medicine. Simultaneously, it may give medicine. As an illustration, it is also known as a healer. And the disease is an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning. Granted, it evokes discomfort. Until now, it is an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning. Even more, it is deadly.
Next, a fine art, which is also known as a work of art. Certainly, it is the study and creation of visual works of art. In conclusion, it evokes down to fine art. Meanwhile, it is known to some as képzőművészet. At the same time, it is a studies intending to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills. By all means it is known to some as schöne künste.
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You know, I really don't know that I can argue with that.
posted by Trinity-Gehenna at 8:29 PM on April 27, 2015 [2 favorites]
(Vanity, money, and a desire for a lasting look, a culture, and a sexy, and an art...this robot has my number. I want to commission it as my personal biographer.)
posted by The Whelk at 12:11 AM on April 28, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 12:11 AM on April 28, 2015 [1 favorite]
Afterwards, the luxury may kill us all.
Maybe a luxury and an apartment: the luxury is an inability to resist the gratification of whims and desires, and the apartment appertains to a building that is divided into apartments. Perhaps, the apartment has a kitchen. In short, it evokes bedroom. In summary, it is a suite of rooms usually on one floor of an apartment house. Undoubtedly, it is an organisation. Afterwards, the luxury may kill us all. In similar fashion, it is known to some as ᎤᎪᏗᏗ. Maybe it is made from a wealth as evidenced by sumptuous living. Now, it evokes expensive.
All accurate descriptions of the cottage (depicted) that I stayed in at a very posh resort, for a very posh wedding. It certainly "evokes expensive" and I definitely thought the luxury would kill me upon arrival.
posted by persephone's rant at 7:25 PM on April 28, 2015
Maybe a luxury and an apartment: the luxury is an inability to resist the gratification of whims and desires, and the apartment appertains to a building that is divided into apartments. Perhaps, the apartment has a kitchen. In short, it evokes bedroom. In summary, it is a suite of rooms usually on one floor of an apartment house. Undoubtedly, it is an organisation. Afterwards, the luxury may kill us all. In similar fashion, it is known to some as ᎤᎪᏗᏗ. Maybe it is made from a wealth as evidenced by sumptuous living. Now, it evokes expensive.
All accurate descriptions of the cottage (depicted) that I stayed in at a very posh resort, for a very posh wedding. It certainly "evokes expensive" and I definitely thought the luxury would kill me upon arrival.
posted by persephone's rant at 7:25 PM on April 28, 2015
I posted this in the Neko Atsume thread, but it's also a good fit for here.
One cat: “Undoubtedly, a people, an image, and a design.”
Many cats: “Always, a business, a fun, and an outdoors.”
posted by Going To Maine at 3:09 PM on April 29, 2015
One cat: “Undoubtedly, a people, an image, and a design.”
Many cats: “Always, a business, a fun, and an outdoors.”
posted by Going To Maine at 3:09 PM on April 29, 2015
Now that I figured out how small the image size needed to be, I'm off.
This time, it manifests raise driver window. Once, it manifests you hitting tree.
posted by not_on_display at 6:25 PM on May 7, 2015
This time, it manifests raise driver window. Once, it manifests you hitting tree.
posted by not_on_display at 6:25 PM on May 7, 2015
I kinda stopped dead when I fed it a picture taken while I was at a poetry festival (but in the photo I'm just reading a book in a café) and it gave me the text: In short, a writer, which is made from a writing professionally. Thus, it is for create book. For this purpose, it is a writing professionally. Besides, it is made from a writing professionally. Meanwhile, it is a writing professionally. To repeat, it may hunt for write word.
I know that's just somewhat random and comes from the program recognizing the book, but it was pretty unnerving for a few seconds.
posted by Kattullus at 2:20 AM on May 17, 2015
I know that's just somewhat random and comes from the program recognizing the book, but it was pretty unnerving for a few seconds.
posted by Kattullus at 2:20 AM on May 17, 2015
There are worse oracles than digital randomness and bad approximations.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:09 PM on May 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Going To Maine at 12:09 PM on May 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
The science vs engineering meme.
Finally, an equipment, a science, and a one. Indeed, the equipment is known to some as utauta. The science evokes relate, and the one remains a successor of zero.
Woah, that's deep.
Moreover, it yearns for mit. Simultaneously, it may kill lambda man.
posted by floatboth at 2:49 PM on May 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
Finally, an equipment, a science, and a one. Indeed, the equipment is known to some as utauta. The science evokes relate, and the one remains a successor of zero.
Woah, that's deep.
Moreover, it yearns for mit. Simultaneously, it may kill lambda man.
posted by floatboth at 2:49 PM on May 17, 2015 [1 favorite]
Was just watching this Monty Python sketch, and it reminded me of word.camera
posted by not_on_display at 6:27 PM on May 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by not_on_display at 6:27 PM on May 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
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In addition, a people, a men, and a handsome. i.e., the people has a one head. The men is not a female group, and the handsome is also known as a pretty. e.g., the people appertains to a society. To put it another way, it has a cat as pet. In like manner, it may iron pant. Nevertheless, it has a name.
I have now changed my MetaFilter profile to reflect this.
posted by maxsparber at 12:27 PM on April 27, 2015 [12 favorites]