You had Cersei at Pinot Noir

June 16, 2015 9:23 PM

Jaqen H'ghar is a Game of Thrones themed reimagining of Titus Adromedon's breakout hit: Peeno Noir. _{slightly NSFW and slightly spoilery for GOT up to the current season}
posted by codacorolla (17 comments total)

Next up: A remake of Daddy's Boy starring Joffrey.
posted by drezdn at 10:01 PM on June 16, 2015 [18 favorites]

Joffrey? Or Ramsay?

Hell, Theon or Robb could work too.
posted by sparklemotion at 5:00 AM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

I love it when a mediocre show can be repurposed for comedy using themes from a much better show. I gotta remember to finish watching Kimmy Schmidt.
posted by numaner at 6:40 AM on June 17, 2015

Next up: A remake of Daddy's Boy starring Joffrey.

Robert gets up to sing the duet with Joffrey, and the camera pans to a very misty eyed Jaime in the background.
posted by codacorolla at 6:57 AM on June 17, 2015 [5 favorites]

Nah, I'd go with Joff and Jaime (so you could get to the Daddy's Daddy's Daddy level with Tywin), and then have a drunk Robert wander onto the scene at the very end, very confused and slightly gored by a boar.

I love it when a mediocre show can be repurposed for comedy using themes from a much better show. I gotta remember to finish watching Kimmy Schmidt.

You're calling GoT mediocre, right? Because Kimmy has a lot of things going for it that are lacking from Thrones, like a diverse cast, no gratuitous female nudity and rape, and good writing. ("You want a good girl fantasy epic, but you need get the bad pussy writing." )
posted by filthy light thief at 7:07 AM on June 17, 2015 [2 favorites]

Next up: A remake of Daddy's Boy starring Joffrey.

Ramsay Bolton - the kindest man in Westeros (NSFW)
posted by zombieflanders at 7:14 AM on June 17, 2015 [2 favorites]

Filthy light thief, yes.

This isn’t an adaptation. It’s identity theft.

I wish enough people I know watched Kimmy. My go-to wine type is Pinot Noir, and I would appreciate it if I could order a glass in that exact style and have everyone applause.
posted by numaner at 7:57 AM on June 17, 2015 [3 favorites]

I think if you sang it, something like "I'd like a glass of PiNOOOOOOO nooooooiiiiiiirrrrr," you might get some applause. Or at least weird looks, and that's better than nothing, right?
posted by filthy light thief at 8:13 AM on June 17, 2015 [5 favorites]

I will conduct this experiment and report back.
posted by numaner at 8:38 AM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

Please do (vine clip optional).
posted by filthy light thief at 9:10 AM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

I love absolutely everything about this.
posted by erratic meatsack at 10:05 AM on June 17, 2015

Sweeping the fl'r
posted by louche mustachio at 11:00 AM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

1) This is incredibly derived.

2) Tina Fey is on record as saying that Titus completely improvised Peenot Noir.
posted by NoRelationToLea at 12:37 PM on June 17, 2015

2) Tina Fey is on record as saying that Titus completely improvised Peenot Noir.

Someone should tell Jeff Richmond.
posted by kenko at 4:24 PM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

I absolutely love the face, voice, and accent of the actor who plays Jaqen H'ghar. This is a brilliant mashup (does this count as a mashup?)

I LOVE UKS! The only bad thing about it is that i inhaled all the episodes so quickly, and so it will feel like EONS before we get a new season.

I didn't know that Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond were writing Mean Girls: The Musical!!!!!!!!!
posted by MoxieProxy at 4:47 PM on June 17, 2015

Someone should tell Jeff Richmond.

Huh - well here's the version of the story that gave me the impression Titus was mostly responsible
posted by NoRelationToLea at 7:23 PM on June 17, 2015

My impression is that Titus made up the lyrics on the spot, not necessarily the music?
posted by jenfullmoon at 6:21 AM on June 18, 2015