Motherfucking warrior that likes to eat cake

July 1, 2015 5:20 PM

That's right, celebrate that "Muffintop"

There's also this delightful little diddy by Awkwafina, "My Vag"

posted by Brandon Blatcher (22 comments total)

previously in Muffin Tops in music
posted by JauntyFedora at 5:26 PM on July 1, 2015 [6 favorites]

Here's to settling!
posted by entropicamericana at 5:55 PM on July 1, 2015 [1 favorite]

Just thinking this morning that stomachs never impressed me until I hit my 40s - suddenly it's all "wow what a flat stomach! holy crap sooooo flat."
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 6:10 PM on July 1, 2015 [2 favorites]

If your rap includes the lyric, "We come in all different sizes, heights, weights and colors," isn't it embarassing to have a video that's all white?
posted by layceepee at 6:12 PM on July 1, 2015 [9 favorites]

Well, once you've decided to do a novelty rap song, I think the shame horse has really left the barn anyway.
posted by thelonius at 6:17 PM on July 1, 2015 [27 favorites]

A rap-based solution for muffin top.
posted by flarbuse at 6:31 PM on July 1, 2015

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posted by 4ster at 6:46 PM on July 1, 2015 [2 favorites]

Wow, Peaches never should've moved to the suburbs.
posted by mittens at 7:14 PM on July 1, 2015 [1 favorite]

The nearly incessant scratching is really what launches it into high annoying for me. She might as well add in some car horns and alarm clocks while she's at it.
posted by batfish at 7:52 PM on July 1, 2015

Do not want.
posted by harrietthespy at 7:58 PM on July 1, 2015 [2 favorites]

Now do Yanni yoni.
posted by clvrmnky at 8:03 PM on July 1, 2015 [1 favorite]

Watched this with sound turned off. Loved the lady friends who seem to always be drinking wine on the couch but not otherwise participating. Didn't see the end, though.
posted by amtho at 8:29 PM on July 1, 2015

Middle-aged women holding a glass of wne and rapping? Yes, please.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:44 PM on July 1, 2015

I guess I'm just old school. I thought these were called ‘love handles’.
posted by quazichimp at 12:08 AM on July 2, 2015

This is how you do it Body Rolls.

posted by boilermonster at 12:39 AM on July 2, 2015

previously in Muffin Tops in music

(Cerie) Is that a real song?
posted by en forme de poire at 1:27 AM on July 2, 2015

I could take or leave the Muffin Top song, but I have to say I adore that Awkwafina My Vag song. "My vag is better than a penis." You tell em girl.
posted by [insert clever name here] at 8:39 AM on July 2, 2015

This is how you do it Body Rolls.

posted by boilermonster at 3:39 AM on July 2 [+] [!]

Wife, looking over my shoulder: "Where the hell did you find that?"

Me: "Metafilter."
posted by 4ster at 10:41 AM on July 2, 2015

layceepee: "If your rap includes the lyric, "We come in all different sizes, heights, weights and colors," isn't it embarassing to have a video that's all white?

I'm a little uncomfortable with white people doing rap parodies at all. Feels a bit blackface.
posted by IAmBroom at 11:50 AM on July 2, 2015

I'm a little uncomfortable with white people doing rap parodies at all. Feels a bit blackface.

It's fine in general and this video is fine in its silliness.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:57 AM on July 2, 2015 [1 favorite]

Potbelly - by Freshlyground
My Puss - by Margaret Cho
posted by phoque at 5:51 PM on July 2, 2015

That was terrible. They rapped like it was 1986, and it would have been terrible back then too. I do appreciate the message though. But I just cringe at the videos that have a good amount of production value visually but the music just sucks ass. Whoever thought up "bounce, carbohydrates, bounce" needs to be taken out back and beatboxed.
posted by cashman at 3:23 PM on July 3, 2015