American Girl Dolls: The [Action] Movie

July 13, 2015 5:30 PM

The American Girl Dolls are back. And this time, they're not playing around. [slyt]
posted by sciatrix (17 comments total)

FELICITY WAS ROBBED
posted by phunniemee at 5:33 PM on July 13, 2015 [8 favorites]

Mr. Meat showed me this. I got REALLY excited and was all "I need to see this movie. Preferably with my sisters."

And then he told me it was a parody and there is no movie.
posted by Ms Vegetable at 5:51 PM on July 13, 2015 [9 favorites]

Upvoted Ms Vegetable for best way to refer to an SO.
posted by Halloween Jack at 5:56 PM on July 13, 2015 [16 favorites]

Kit learned her explosive skills from that time she had to shoplift sterno from Mr. Phipp's Hardware Store so the men in Hobo Alley wouldn't freeze to death over Christmas.
posted by mittens at 5:57 PM on July 13, 2015

I was so sure that nemesis was going to be a Bratz doll.
posted by freeform at 6:00 PM on July 13, 2015 [2 favorites]

This is one of those fake trailers that 100% should become a thing immediately.
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 6:01 PM on July 13, 2015 [3 favorites]

This should not be a parody.
posted by jeather at 6:16 PM on July 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

In keeping with the finest traditions of American Girl dolls, the movie tickets will be $125.
posted by leotrotsky at 6:36 PM on July 13, 2015 [10 favorites]

Ken drinks away.
posted by Mblue at 6:43 PM on July 13, 2015

FELICITY WAS ROBBED

I'm still upset about their discontinuing her, and will continue to be so.

This feeling has been somewhat mitigated by the fact that they now finally have THE EXACT DOLL I WANTED when I was 8 (a Jewish girl from the early 1900s), meaning that possibly my own to-be-born-child who will almost certainly be interested in historical clothing can get one that matches their family background (and not just their their hair color, which was the primary reason I ended up settling for Felicity), but only somewhat.
posted by damayanti at 7:02 PM on July 13, 2015 [2 favorites]

WHERE'S ADDY?!!???
posted by SLC Mom at 7:45 PM on July 13, 2015

*makes stressed out face*

*scuttles into closet and pulls out lovingly repackaged American Girl dolls from childhood*

*continues to watch trailer while clutching dolls to her and making an even more stressed out face*

😐😑
posted by Hermione Granger at 8:41 PM on July 13, 2015 [3 favorites]

EVIL LAUGHTER!
posted by Navelgazer at 9:05 PM on July 13, 2015

For a fleeing moment I thought this was a Teen Girl Squad movie.
My hopes were swiftly breadtangle'd.
posted by bicyclefish at 9:54 PM on July 13, 2015 [2 favorites]

when I was 8 (a Jewish girl from the early 1900s)

Happy Centennial! (or thereabouts)
posted by five fresh fish at 10:55 PM on July 13, 2015 [3 favorites]

.....
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was it fun?
posted by bibliowench at 11:21 PM on July 13, 2015

Zack already did this one, it was called Sucker Punch....
posted by HuronBob at 3:31 AM on July 14, 2015