Cut. It. Out.

August 14, 2015 11:05 AM

What happens when you combine the Giants and iconic San Francisco-based sitcom Full House? (SLYT)
posted by roomthreeseventeen (8 comments total)

Whatever it is, unadulterated evil can be the only result. May God have mercy on your souls.

Go Dodgers!
posted by Celsius1414 at 11:29 AM on August 14, 2015 [4 favorites]

Do you want another huge earthquake in the middle of a game day? Because this is how you get huge earthquakes in the middle of a game day.
posted by loquacious at 11:44 AM on August 14, 2015 [2 favorites]

"the only thing that can save the Giants now is an act of nature that renders the field unplayable"

-Baseball Writer Tom Gage on the day before THE earthquake
posted by Blue_Villain at 11:52 AM on August 14, 2015

Say what you will, but the Giants have been stomping on my struggling Nationals and will probably do so for the next three games.

And believe me - I want and need the Giants to stop the Dodgers, because Kershaw and Greinke are nigh-invulnerable.
posted by Thistledown at 1:16 PM on August 14, 2015

I'm waiting for the Phillies to answer back with their tributes to "Angie", "Amen", "Boy Meets World" and/or "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
posted by inturnaround at 1:18 PM on August 14, 2015

I've lived in San Francisco for almost a decade and Giants fans are my least favorite part of it.

Also, full house is fucking awful for no other reason than it gave one of the Cameron's money and notoriety.

ugh. this is worse than when the spurs recreated that Tim and Eric sketch.
posted by lkc at 2:27 PM on August 14, 2015

Hunter Pence already spends most of his time seeming like an alien stuffed in a human suit and flailing around in a desperate attempt to seem like a human, but Jesus does he look like that to a terrifying degree here.
posted by Copronymus at 3:41 PM on August 14, 2015

Not the Giants I was expecting.

Sad now.
posted by Mezentian at 6:01 PM on August 14, 2015