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January 14, 2016 7:53 AM

A compilation of the opening rhetorical questions from 1990s morning talk show Kilroy.
posted by mippy (11 comments total)

Nostalgia has never been so deeply terrifying. I'm tempted to transcribe these and throw them at a MegaHAL.
posted by parm at 8:08 AM on January 14, 2016

Kilroy's toughest question: should you share, or should you shaft?
posted by sobarel at 8:39 AM on January 14, 2016 [2 favorites]

Is Kilroy the British Maury?
posted by cosmic.osmo at 9:06 AM on January 14, 2016

You've lost the leadership of a political party that you formed yourself, after leaving two others?
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:21 AM on January 14, 2016 [4 favorites]

He almost always leads with his left leg and takes 3 steps. (I'm a poor listener.)
posted by klarck at 9:31 AM on January 14, 2016 [1 favorite]

Coffee and Kilroy? Tea and Trisha?
posted by threetwentytwo at 9:35 AM on January 14, 2016 [1 favorite]

You picked up a drink thinking it was something, and it was something else, and the experience was horrible?
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:07 AM on January 14, 2016

The Day Kilroy Lost His Mind
posted by chrimble at 2:17 PM on January 14, 2016 [2 favorites]

This is horrifying and mesmerising. Kilroy is awful but for three minutes he made me believe I had kids I had walked out for some terrible reason, and now I was forty and no one wanted me, and in despair I'd attempted to murder my father and demanded to be paid for caring for him. He does have a talent. A horrible talent.
posted by Aravis76 at 2:56 PM on January 14, 2016 [4 favorites]

I feel like if Satan were to visit me in my darkest hour, he probably would be accompanied by the super-saturated crackle and hum of an old VHS tape.
posted by rollick at 2:59 PM on January 15, 2016

And would be Kilroy.
posted by howfar at 4:39 PM on January 15, 2016