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January 15, 2016 11:49 AM Subscribe
Follow Friday: @WWESubway uses professional wrestling GIFs to illustrate the vast panoply of experiences and emotions of the Subway sandwich shop aficionado.
From William Regal's disgust "when the person in front of you orders a tuna sub with peppers and lettuce on it at 9am" to Asuka's delighted acceptance of "when the sandwich artist asks if you want to double your meat ", @WWESubway covers the entire breadth of the human experience.
From William Regal's disgust "when the person in front of you orders a tuna sub with peppers and lettuce on it at 9am" to Asuka's delighted acceptance of "when the sandwich artist asks if you want to double your meat ", @WWESubway covers the entire breadth of the human experience.
This account only follows two other accounts and I bet you can guess what they are.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 12:13 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by The Devil Tesla at 12:13 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
Oh man this is just killing me. Coworkers are coming over to see why in the hell I am laughing like an idiot.
posted by xedrik at 12:15 PM on January 15, 2016
posted by xedrik at 12:15 PM on January 15, 2016
This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen. I really, really want to know what the genesis device for this was.
posted by OrangeDisk at 12:16 PM on January 15, 2016
posted by OrangeDisk at 12:16 PM on January 15, 2016
Sandwich artist? Really?
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 12:22 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 12:22 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
There are so many memey promotional twitter accounts out there, so finding something that feels this genuine about something like subway is nice. It still might actually be an ad, but there's enough stuff in there that wouldn't be approved for an actual promotional account (like jokes about being thrown out for being drunk and the employees not washing their hands).
It's not the best and most pure meme experiences out there, that goes to Asbestos Removal Memes, but I appreciate it all the same. 5/7, pretty dank.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 12:26 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
It's not the best and most pure meme experiences out there, that goes to Asbestos Removal Memes, but I appreciate it all the same. 5/7, pretty dank.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 12:26 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
This is the greatest thing. Wrestling makes for such excellent reaction gifs. I wish I knew their source; I'd communicate in nothing but wrestling gifts.
posted by misskaz at 12:31 PM on January 15, 2016
posted by misskaz at 12:31 PM on January 15, 2016
Sandwich artist? Really?
Really. It is the official title of Subway employees. They give you certificates and everything. (Well, not me, but only because the franchise owners of the one where I worked were too cheap for certificates.)
Over a decade after I last worked at Subway, my parents still torture me by asking for "shaker cheese" (which is how most of our customers asked for Parmesan).
posted by pie ninja at 12:37 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
Really. It is the official title of Subway employees. They give you certificates and everything. (Well, not me, but only because the franchise owners of the one where I worked were too cheap for certificates.)
Over a decade after I last worked at Subway, my parents still torture me by asking for "shaker cheese" (which is how most of our customers asked for Parmesan).
posted by pie ninja at 12:37 PM on January 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
If I devoted the same time and effort to curing cancer that I devote to finding the perfect wrestling gif for any given texting situation, David Bowie and Alan Rickman would be parading me around on their shoulders right now.
posted by Parasite Unseen at 12:39 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by Parasite Unseen at 12:39 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
Man, remember Subway stamps?
posted by ODiV at 12:44 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by ODiV at 12:44 PM on January 15, 2016 [4 favorites]
There should be one for "when you're stuck in a store that has unleashed an ungodly torrent of stench upon your nostrils", because HOO BOY.
posted by pxe2000 at 12:49 PM on January 15, 2016
posted by pxe2000 at 12:49 PM on January 15, 2016
I don't really care for reaction GIFs, but ... wrestling. That Asuka GIF is perfect in every way.
On the other hand, fuck Subway and its stink.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:49 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
On the other hand, fuck Subway and its stink.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:49 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
Two great Connecticut businesses, together at last.
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 1:15 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 1:15 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
The inevitable @LuchaLibreArbys is going to be amazing.
posted by delfin at 1:36 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by delfin at 1:36 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
This is the most Subway® thing I have ever seen. It's like that time my roomate wakes me up and says hey lets go to Subway®, the Sandwich Artist there makes the perfect Italian BMT.
posted by sfenders at 2:05 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by sfenders at 2:05 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
What's all the hate about the tuna you guys?
Oh no am I that guy youre all making that mean face about?
posted by Pardon Our Dust at 2:07 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
Oh no am I that guy youre all making that mean face about?
posted by Pardon Our Dust at 2:07 PM on January 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
Thank you so much for sharing this.
You have made my world a better place.
...I mean, I'm not actually gonna go eat at Subway or anything ridiculous, but this twitter feed is awesome.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2016
You have made my world a better place.
...I mean, I'm not actually gonna go eat at Subway or anything ridiculous, but this twitter feed is awesome.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2016
What's all the hate about the tuna you guys?
You know who else liked the tuna subs?
posted by sparklemotion at 2:38 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
You know who else liked the tuna subs?
posted by sparklemotion at 2:38 PM on January 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
Best of the web.
posted by Literaryhero at 12:13 AM on January 16, 2016
posted by Literaryhero at 12:13 AM on January 16, 2016
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