The Squawker Might Squeal

March 23, 2016 9:08 PM

A Parrot in the Witness Protection Program... and other fascinating tales of some non-humans who have witnessed crimes. A Terry Pratchett joke in real life. (Previously).
posted by LeLiLo (8 comments total)

This really needs Lord Cristo's "Dumb Boy and the Parrot" as a soundtrack.
posted by rongorongo at 12:39 AM on March 24, 2016

Like Skyrim's snitching chickens
posted by Gordafarin at 2:26 AM on March 24, 2016

Well now. If Ms Heck gets whacked, I think we can agree that Dr. Braitman is culpable.
posted by oheso at 4:25 AM on March 24, 2016

It's actually a pigeon.
posted by miyabo at 5:00 AM on March 24, 2016

"Don't forget DL-6!" (Spoilers for a 15 years old video game, and a film by Takashi Miike)
posted by erdferkel at 6:13 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]

Laura... Laura...
posted by louche mustachio at 6:31 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]

But what if the lusty pig had been able to speak?


"A little to the left ... harder.."
posted by louche mustachio at 6:40 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]

I completely understand. My cockatoo is a squealer. He is also a barker, a squawker, a whistler, a laugher... He does a spot on smoke alarm as well as other sounds.
posted by Splunge at 7:38 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]