"How to Become Famous on the Internet"

April 10, 2016 3:15 PM

The memorable URL damn.dog hides a game where you try to guess the titles of WikiHow articles by one of their illustrations.
posted by JHarris (27 comments total)

Note: the name of the site triggered two false positives, previous threads the MeFi site software claimed were duplicate links but turned out not to be. Weird.
posted by JHarris at 3:16 PM on April 10, 2016

I am NOT GOOD at these
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:25 PM on April 10, 2016 [3 favorites]

These are so great!
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:37 PM on April 10, 2016

And I am pretty good, as it turns out.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:37 PM on April 10, 2016

Three out of four! Didn't make it easy, either.

I am delighted daily by the WikiHowArt twitter, but it occurs to me that I haven't consulted Wikihow on anything since I found it. It seems to have an open-door policy towards teenagers giving each other advice on, say, how to convincingly act like a werewolf or fake a pregnancy. There ought to be a grownup whose job it is to redirect those pages to an Impact font 128-point DON'T.
posted by Countess Elena at 3:38 PM on April 10, 2016 [10 favorites]

How to lose your virginity (without pain) (They showed me the picture illustrating step 4)

How to win a tickle war

How to be a good wife
posted by leahwrenn at 3:45 PM on April 10, 2016

I am uncannily good at this. This finally threw me.
posted by a halcyon day at 3:56 PM on April 10, 2016

Somehow this made me nostalgic for reading a child's picture book. Or learning a foreign language from a heavily illustrated website. You know, that sense of heightened attention to visual cues that are quite baffling. QUITE baffling.
posted by NorthernLite at 4:10 PM on April 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

i don't think i've ever said, "what the shit?" more times in one day
posted by indubitable at 4:29 PM on April 10, 2016 [7 favorites]

After 10 questions, I was at 83%, so I decided to quit. I'm too good at this.
posted by happyroach at 5:09 PM on April 10, 2016

I was doing nearly as well happyroach, but keep going, there are definitely some hard ones in there.
posted by JHarris at 5:12 PM on April 10, 2016

I think the hard ones are only in there because they haven't seen the page that a halcyon day stumbled upon.
posted by ambrosen at 5:18 PM on April 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

Made it to 12. This is surprisingly compelling.
posted by Nothing at 5:22 PM on April 10, 2016

I'm apparently really good at guessing these! This is awesome.
posted by Carillon at 5:28 PM on April 10, 2016

I'm just here to express my hatred for WikiHow. Never a more useless universe of advice have I encountered.
posted by clawsoon at 6:43 PM on April 10, 2016 [2 favorites]

How to Insult the Wrong How-To Site in Two Easy Steps:

1. Confuse WikiHow with EHow.

2. Post comment to Metafilter.
posted by clawsoon at 6:44 PM on April 10, 2016 [2 favorites]

'How to identify trauma in autistic people?' FALSE. Correct answer was 'How to play the Alto saxophone.'
posted by FatherDagon at 7:26 PM on April 10, 2016 [10 favorites]

This really needs "Christ, what an asshole" as one of the options for every picture
posted by oulipian at 7:39 PM on April 10, 2016 [2 favorites]

I am not very good but this is so compelling.
posted by holyrood at 7:49 PM on April 10, 2016

I've gotten some chuckles out of the @WikiHowArt Twitter account, but something about the multiple-choice answers on this thing broke me. I just laughed at my work desk until I cried.
posted by EmGeeJay at 9:47 PM on April 10, 2016

Favorite so far is "how to act like sonic the hedgehog," complete with anime-style drawing of a girl in a blue tank top eating a chili dog. I'm almost embarrassed to have gotten it right.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 10:33 PM on April 10, 2016 [4 favorites]

How to Stop Staring at a Girl's Boobs.
posted by TheophileEscargot at 11:02 PM on April 10, 2016

This. Is. Genius.
Thanks for posting. Also that wikihow picture twitter account it just *full of nightmare fuel*
posted by Faintdreams at 12:31 AM on April 11, 2016

Well, TheophileEscargot, that didn't work for me. I looked at the girl's boobs in every picture.

There are a lot of "interesting" WikiHow articles.
posted by Ms. Moonlight at 3:07 AM on April 11, 2016

HOW TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE WITH YOUR MIND
posted by indubitable at 6:52 AM on April 11, 2016

This one has a different art style and the correct answer leads to a very comprehensive page.
posted by We had a deal, Kyle at 4:10 PM on April 11, 2016 [1 favorite]

oh my God I'm dying laughing

number 5! He's so PROUD
posted by Countess Elena at 4:25 PM on April 11, 2016