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Mom is Dating Weird Wayne From the wonderful Awful Library Books blog (previously) comes this book by Mary Jane Auch, perhaps most famous for the "I Was a Third Grade ... " series of books
It's not the only book about children mortified by their parent's choice of romantic partners. Perhaps the most beloved is "Mom, the Wolfman and Me" by Norma Klein, where the boyfriend has (gasp!) a beard, which was made into a TV movie with Patty Duke.
It's not the only book about children mortified by their parent's choice of romantic partners. Perhaps the most beloved is "Mom, the Wolfman and Me" by Norma Klein, where the boyfriend has (gasp!) a beard, which was made into a TV movie with Patty Duke.
Oh, and the guy we liked the most is still one of her best friends.
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 8:43 AM on May 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 8:43 AM on May 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
..the ones we only found mildly annoying tended to be harmless but not quite right for her...
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 11:38 AM
ahem...
posted by ennui.bz at 9:07 AM on May 6, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 11:38 AM
ahem...
posted by ennui.bz at 9:07 AM on May 6, 2016 [4 favorites]
Is this the wrong thread to mention that my mom is following Brock O'Hurn on Instagram and I'm not okay with it?
posted by pxe2000 at 10:34 AM on May 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by pxe2000 at 10:34 AM on May 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
Yes, it is. Welcome.
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 11:13 AM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Alluring Mouthbreather at 11:13 AM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
My partner's mother has remarried a man who is entirely unsuitable for her and who we avidly dislike.
Of course, his name is Wayne.
THE INTERNET KNOWS MY SECRETS
posted by zeusianfog at 12:08 PM on May 6, 2016
Of course, his name is Wayne.
THE INTERNET KNOWS MY SECRETS
posted by zeusianfog at 12:08 PM on May 6, 2016
Weird Wayne has a really great jacket. I want it.
posted by overhauser at 12:09 PM on May 6, 2016
posted by overhauser at 12:09 PM on May 6, 2016
Via Amazon (where prices right now range from $0.01 to $145.48), an excerpt from the School Library Journal review:
"One of several outrageous plot events that stretches the imagination but prompts a few laughs occurs when Jenna's first-grade brother wins a Thanksgiving turkey and can't bear to see him hacked up for dinner, so the family rides home from the farm with the turkey strapped in the car seat. The climax is pot-luck Thanksgiving dinner. Lacking in turkey, Jenna's mom creates the main dish out of chicken glued together with hamburger. When a snowstorm hits, neighbors and Weird Wayne share the food, and Jenna realizes that Wayne may just care about her more than her absent dad does."
I suspect I'd have more fun hanging out with Wayne and Jenna's mom than with the people running that site.
posted by effbot at 12:18 PM on May 6, 2016
"One of several outrageous plot events that stretches the imagination but prompts a few laughs occurs when Jenna's first-grade brother wins a Thanksgiving turkey and can't bear to see him hacked up for dinner, so the family rides home from the farm with the turkey strapped in the car seat. The climax is pot-luck Thanksgiving dinner. Lacking in turkey, Jenna's mom creates the main dish out of chicken glued together with hamburger. When a snowstorm hits, neighbors and Weird Wayne share the food, and Jenna realizes that Wayne may just care about her more than her absent dad does."
I suspect I'd have more fun hanging out with Wayne and Jenna's mom than with the people running that site.
posted by effbot at 12:18 PM on May 6, 2016
Well, "Mom is Dating Weird Al" is a book I'd read...
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:21 PM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:21 PM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
Some consider the book to be about a spiritual journey and how all living creatures are connected in this way. Others just see the cover and think one thing “Is that lady really getting it on with a bear?” NSFW, obviously.
Chuck Tingle wasn't created in a vacuum. Or The Revenant.
posted by Mezentian at 4:53 PM on May 6, 2016
Chuck Tingle wasn't created in a vacuum. Or The Revenant.
posted by Mezentian at 4:53 PM on May 6, 2016
why did you grow a beard what the christ what the devil
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:50 PM on May 6, 2016
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:50 PM on May 6, 2016
Well, "Mom is Dating Weird Al" is a book I'd read...
NGL, before I read the back of the book/title of this post, I kinda hoped Weird Wayne actually WAS a legally-distinct Weird Al clone.
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:53 PM on May 6, 2016
NGL, before I read the back of the book/title of this post, I kinda hoped Weird Wayne actually WAS a legally-distinct Weird Al clone.
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:53 PM on May 6, 2016
The narrator would be all "EW MY MOM IS DATING WEIRD AL" and everyone else would be "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WEIRD AL IS AWESOME"
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:53 PM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 5:53 PM on May 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
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