Meow is the winter of our discontent

May 13, 2016 11:59 AM

RPG Character Classes / Cat Breeds. by concept artist Kyoung Hwan Kim.
posted by Greg Nog (30 comments total)

where are murder tabby and vengeance pooper tuxedo
posted by poffin boffin at 12:01 PM on May 13, 2016 [15 favorites]

Pointlessly Multiclassed We're Not Sure He Just Wandered In Through The Window One Day And Stayed
posted by griphus at 12:02 PM on May 13, 2016 [17 favorites]

chaotic evil slipper puker bengal
posted by poffin boffin at 12:03 PM on May 13, 2016 [4 favorites]

That Knight American short hair is winning the crusades OF MY HEART.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:05 PM on May 13, 2016 [3 favorites]

1) I need to update my profile information to reflect that I am a 12 year old girl, based on the shrieking and 'aww'ing I have done while looking at this.

2) Berserker Maine Coon? As reflected in today's Ask, surely it is Bengals that are Berserkers.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 12:06 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

Hundreds of Manx Templars fell to Arabian Mau Janissaries in trying to get MCMikeNamara's heart out of Jerusalem.
posted by griphus at 12:10 PM on May 13, 2016 [6 favorites]

"My cat was named Meow Is the Time for All Good Men to Come to the Aid of Their Country. I just called him Meow."
posted by griphus at 12:15 PM on May 13, 2016 [4 favorites]

For those of you not in a position to brave the less-safe-for-workness of the Artist's other sites in search of a purchase link for prints, she posted this on Facebook in March:

[Notice]
this serise is not D&D. just my personal project.
and I don't know how to sell print! :(

posted by sparklemotion at 12:17 PM on May 13, 2016

Assassin Bombay is 100% accurate with regards to my cat. Hiding in the shadows, waiting to ... well, maybe not literally assassinate anyone. Maybe more like steal something off the table. Maybe thief instead. Shame I don't have a Russian Blue.

whatever, I just wanted an excuse to link to pictures of my cat.
posted by komara at 12:23 PM on May 13, 2016 [4 favorites]

my cat is only part maine coon but 100% berserker
posted by burgerrr at 12:24 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

Um. I think you guys misspelled purrserker.
posted by Fantods at 12:34 PM on May 13, 2016 [7 favorites]

Not all berserkers are part maine coon but all part maine coons are berserkers.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:36 PM on May 13, 2016 [2 favorites]

Thief Russian blue looks like how I feel inside
posted by numaner at 12:38 PM on May 13, 2016

I walked out to my car this morning to start my morning commute and was startled to see my roommates Russian Blue in the back window, patiently waiting to be let out.

It must have been 1.5 second between me opening my car door last night and closing it again, that she managed to sneak in. So yeah, I'll go with Thief.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 12:39 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

in a good mood though i think flora would be a sort of friar tuck-ish character
posted by burgerrr at 12:39 PM on May 13, 2016 [4 favorites]

rogue fart nuker tortie
posted by We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese at 1:03 PM on May 13, 2016

Oh yeah, the artist nailed it! This is one who sees deep into the souls of cats.

Komara, I believe there is no excuse ever needed to link to pictures of one's feline on Me(ow)tafilter.
posted by BlueHorse at 1:26 PM on May 13, 2016 [2 favorites]

Ripe for my new campaign setting, All Dogs Go To The Seven Hells.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 1:27 PM on May 13, 2016 [8 favorites]

Fuck no, Turkish Angoras are NOT healers. Silverdawn the Master Pouncer has taken to scratching idle human toes. She likes to think she is more of a thief, but she's terrible at hiding.
posted by frecklefaerie at 1:31 PM on May 13, 2016

Shaman Norwegian forest cat, you say? Post photos of your cat, you say? OK, here's Lola looking somewhat shamanic.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 1:38 PM on May 13, 2016

who among us has never had in our parties a thief who never did thief stuff but was basically just a fighter with crap armor
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:39 PM on May 13, 2016 [8 favorites]

Scholar Persian

I look at that one and I see the perfect rendition of Cid for Feline Fantasy VIII.

Also, the bard should surely be a Siamese. I have a flame point siamese boy cat who is the yowliest little jerk there ever was.
posted by Existential Dread at 1:39 PM on May 13, 2016 [3 favorites]

Also, what character class involves laying around all day in lethargy, only to wake up for like 15 minutes before meals to run around like a lunatic
posted by Existential Dread at 1:42 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

my dad's Persian was a chaotic neutral Ranger/Barbarian with 18 CON

yeah I mean you could try telling him that's not a valid dual-classing option, but I wouldn't recommend it

my gf's tuxedo however

vengeance pooper

nailed it, sigh
posted by prize bull octorok at 1:45 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

Existential Dread, any vancian caster.
posted by The Gaffer at 1:47 PM on May 13, 2016 [5 favorites]

any vancian caster.

/googles

...ah yes, I hate that game mechanic.
posted by Existential Dread at 2:03 PM on May 13, 2016

"YOUR THE GREY FOX"

No, no, regardless; try and chase me to Bruma.
posted by clavdivs at 4:08 PM on May 13, 2016

I had a dual-class Tuxedo Main Coon Vengeance Pooper Berserker.

When he vengeance pooped, believe me, you fuckin' knew it.
posted by mrgoat at 4:41 PM on May 13, 2016 [1 favorite]

yeah, definitely swap Abyssinian and Siamese. Abbies are inscrutable, Siamese are talkers and singers.
posted by gusandrews at 6:42 PM on May 13, 2016

Feline Fantasy

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING

I'd skip homework and go back to playing video games

I mean, I know there's Monster Hunter Generations coming out with the Nyanter mode but I'm kinda out-Monster Hunter'd at this point and want something a little more chill.
posted by curious nu at 12:15 AM on May 14, 2016