AEUHHH????
September 3, 2016 4:31 PM Subscribe
AEUHHH????: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor Doom
Whoooooaaa, back up the hallucination truck!
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:48 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:48 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Emperor Zurg has peered into the very soul of Buzz Lightyear and, from it, created the very psychological hellscape that will defeat him should he try to enter his secret base again.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 6:04 PM on September 3, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 6:04 PM on September 3, 2016 [2 favorites]
My dog went nuts when I played this.
posted by Token Meme at 6:17 PM on September 3, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Token Meme at 6:17 PM on September 3, 2016 [2 favorites]
This is a 100% accurate depiction of the afterlife.
posted by paper chromatographologist at 6:19 PM on September 3, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by paper chromatographologist at 6:19 PM on September 3, 2016 [4 favorites]
Too many tool men.
posted by jenkinsEar at 6:27 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by jenkinsEar at 6:27 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
I hate that I could tell what level that was.
posted by Faux Real at 6:33 PM on September 3, 2016 [14 favorites]
posted by Faux Real at 6:33 PM on September 3, 2016 [14 favorites]
Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich!
posted by tclark at 7:18 PM on September 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by tclark at 7:18 PM on September 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
Microsoft used to have a little program like this to make a screen saver. So I took pictures of the CTs of my sinuses and made them the walls and some daisies the floors. Then I left it on the work computer that other people used, so it could be their screen saver too. I was in love with stuff like that at one time.
posted by Oyéah at 7:34 PM on September 3, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by Oyéah at 7:34 PM on September 3, 2016 [3 favorites]
Ginuwine feat. Tim Taylor
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 8:07 PM on September 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 8:07 PM on September 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
A nice side effect is that now all the doors are secret doors
posted by ckape at 8:33 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by ckape at 8:33 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
I took pictures of the CTs of my sinuses and made them the walls
Were your coworkers grateful that you hadn't used colonoscopy pics?
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:56 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Were your coworkers grateful that you hadn't used colonoscopy pics?
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:56 PM on September 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
I found this oddly upsetting.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 11:27 PM on September 3, 2016
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 11:27 PM on September 3, 2016
Needs more Wilson.
posted by quinndexter at 2:23 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by quinndexter at 2:23 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
If Steam Greenlight would have been a thing in the 1990s, this would have gotten through in record time.
posted by wwwwolf at 3:22 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by wwwwolf at 3:22 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
I had a fever dream like this once.
posted by ShawnStruck at 3:39 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by ShawnStruck at 3:39 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
This is even better than the Matt Damon texture pack for Minecraft!
I remember somebody showing me a Doom .wad file that replaced some of the sound effects with various samples (Locked door was Luke Skywalker saying "I can't, it's too big", gib sound effect was Samuel L. Jackson saying "Royale with cheese!",) which inspired me to look up how to do it so I could replace the player death sound with Krusty the Clown saying "Awwww, crap!"
That's what the internet was for circa 1994-95.
posted by usonian at 4:46 AM on September 4, 2016 [3 favorites]
I remember somebody showing me a Doom .wad file that replaced some of the sound effects with various samples (Locked door was Luke Skywalker saying "I can't, it's too big", gib sound effect was Samuel L. Jackson saying "Royale with cheese!",) which inspired me to look up how to do it so I could replace the player death sound with Krusty the Clown saying "Awwww, crap!"
That's what the internet was for circa 1994-95.
posted by usonian at 4:46 AM on September 4, 2016 [3 favorites]
I spent half the video just trying to figure out what level it is. I'm sure it's E1, but not E1M1. Probably that partly dark map where you have the plasma gun.
BadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbaOOOMM...
posted by arzakh at 6:21 AM on September 4, 2016
BadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbaOOOMM...
posted by arzakh at 6:21 AM on September 4, 2016
I don't want to spoil it but the level is in the video description, as is a link to the background music.
posted by griphus at 8:19 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by griphus at 8:19 AM on September 4, 2016 [1 favorite]
How does this differ from the original Doom
posted by beerperson at 12:56 PM on September 4, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by beerperson at 12:56 PM on September 4, 2016 [2 favorites]
I have no idea how these people got Tim The Toolman wedged into Phobos, or why.
posted by TedW at 12:58 PM on September 4, 2016
posted by TedW at 12:58 PM on September 4, 2016
My favorite Home Improvement vid: Clickhole's collection of every time Tim Taylor says 'Clean your teeth on my bones.'
My favorite Doom vid: Doom - Repurcussions of Evil as dramatically read and represented in gMod.
Both of these are greatly pleasing to the mind, body and soul.
posted by FatherDagon at 5:59 PM on September 4, 2016
My favorite Doom vid: Doom - Repurcussions of Evil as dramatically read and represented in gMod.
Both of these are greatly pleasing to the mind, body and soul.
posted by FatherDagon at 5:59 PM on September 4, 2016
The best part was when the player couldn't remember where the switch was to raise the stairs, because all the wall textures were Tim Allen. And it's obvious they've played that level before, a lot of times.
posted by SansPoint at 11:01 AM on September 5, 2016
posted by SansPoint at 11:01 AM on September 5, 2016
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