Don't believe the height
January 8, 2017 8:01 AM   Subscribe

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII/‾\III

audio source, I think. Because it's a thing to do. Even Flava Flav gets in the game.
posted by ardgedee (15 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
Oh, man, I am wheeze-laughing at my desk and repeatedly failing to yeahboiiiiiiiiiiiiii very well. This is great.
posted by cortex at 8:08 AM on January 8, 2017 [2 favorites]


llMegaxlxll is definitely doing some inward singing there
posted by entropicamericana at 8:11 AM on January 8, 2017


Its says press M to mute but but why would I want to do that?
posted by Hume at 8:31 AM on January 8, 2017 [2 favorites]


The game fucking cheats. Every time I beat the high score it turns out that someone just set a new high score seven points higher. When will the internet ever be fair?
posted by bfootdav at 8:39 AM on January 8, 2017 [6 favorites]


how is this the only post with the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tag
posted by beerperson at 8:46 AM on January 8, 2017 [1 favorite]


Well, I'm still putting the finishing touches on my post about unusually bad Scrabble draws.
posted by cortex at 8:54 AM on January 8, 2017 [9 favorites]


I can get 81 every tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
posted by chavenet at 9:14 AM on January 8, 2017


It told me I got 101 the first time, and the "global high score" was only eight points higher than that. I didn't do anything or even realize I was supposed to do anything. I think I'm gonna retire undefeated.
posted by Sing Or Swim at 10:01 AM on January 8, 2017


338 points, global high score 343. I'll rest on my dubious laurels of second place IN THE WORLD.
posted by redsparkler at 10:19 AM on January 8, 2017 [1 favorite]


I think "global high score" is the highest score for all people whose game ended while yours was in progress.

Statistically, the longer your game, the higher the likely global high score would be. You effectively move to a larger league by having a game that lasts longer - more scores to compare to your own.
posted by idiopath at 11:12 AM on January 8, 2017


I'm pretty sure the "global high score" is your latest score plus a random number.
posted by ardgedee at 11:39 AM on January 8, 2017 [4 favorites]


haha, wow, so much for my theory
posted by idiopath at 1:49 PM on January 8, 2017 [1 favorite]


For a moment there, with all of the powerups going, it really started to sound like the Monolith, and now I can't stop picturing scenes from 2001 with yeah boiiiis dubbed in.
posted by lucidium at 2:51 PM on January 8, 2017 [3 favorites]


oh wow, someone has to make the Ligetiiiiiiiiii remix of this game

right after I finish making my "Yanni Xenakis" track, surely
posted by idiopath at 6:45 PM on January 8, 2017 [2 favorites]


Four huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuundred
posted by boo_radley at 10:32 PM on January 8, 2017


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