Juice Juice Juice Juice Juice
February 4, 2017 8:13 PM Subscribe
"Juice." Video, one minute and eight seconds, featuring every time David Schwimmer ("Ross") says the word Juice on the television show.
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Juiceus Christ
posted by gorbichov at 8:30 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by gorbichov at 8:30 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
Juice for jesus?
posted by lalochezia at 8:37 PM on February 4, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by lalochezia at 8:37 PM on February 4, 2017 [1 favorite]
Now watch it again and imagine he's actually saying "Jews" every time. It's funnier.
posted by axiom at 8:45 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by axiom at 8:45 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
"Naked Gun theme" makes everything better.
posted by Chrysostom at 9:20 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by Chrysostom at 9:20 PM on February 4, 2017 [2 favorites]
I was really expecting a Friends supercut based on the description, but this makes more sense. Although I kind of wish they'd slipped a Ross in there for fun.
posted by Rhomboid at 10:53 PM on February 4, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by Rhomboid at 10:53 PM on February 4, 2017 [7 favorites]
"Now watch it again and imagine he's actually saying "Jews" every time. It's funnier."
I used to babysit for this family who went to my church, super-sweet kids, super-nice parents, but the MIL HATED the mother, like big-time sitcom style. So one year on Palm Sunday the MIL is in town and being judgmental and they're at church with their three kids under the age of five, and they're doing the Gospel reading which, on Palm Sunday, involves multiple readers and the congregation has to shout, "GIVE US BARRABAS!" and "CRUCIFY HIM!" And the whole congregation is shouting, and the 18-month-old starts to get bored and hungry and when the priest is reading about how everyone mocked Jesus, calling him "King of the Jews" and the 18-month-old shouts "JEWS! JEWS!"
Mom is mortified and beet red and MIL is just GLARING at her, and Dad, who has the diaper bag, has pulled out the sippy cup and is holding it up in the air miming to everyone in all the pews around, "He's saying JUICE, JUICE." Now the kid can see his cup and is not getting his cup so he shrieks louder, "JEWS! JEWS!" And mom whisper-shouts, "GODDAMMIT DAN GIVE HIM THE CUP" which OF COURSE occurs in a sudden silence so it carries through the whole church. Dad gives him the cup and toddler lifts it over his head and shouts, "JEWS!" in triumph before we carry on with the Mass and the priest says, "His blood be upon us and upon our children," and everyone busts out into giggles.
Anyway they make it to the end of Mass and everyone is just dying of laughter at this kid and his juice and we all go out the foyer at the end, and Mom and Dad are protesting to MIL that no, no, he's a really good kid, he's normally very well-behaved at Mass, it's fine, he's not being disrespectful, nobody will mind, and they're approaching Father Voelker to shake his hand on the way out, and the toddler sees Father and races up to him, shrieking with delight, "FATHER FUCKER!"
It was not a happy Easter in their house.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 11:30 PM on February 4, 2017 [63 favorites]
I used to babysit for this family who went to my church, super-sweet kids, super-nice parents, but the MIL HATED the mother, like big-time sitcom style. So one year on Palm Sunday the MIL is in town and being judgmental and they're at church with their three kids under the age of five, and they're doing the Gospel reading which, on Palm Sunday, involves multiple readers and the congregation has to shout, "GIVE US BARRABAS!" and "CRUCIFY HIM!" And the whole congregation is shouting, and the 18-month-old starts to get bored and hungry and when the priest is reading about how everyone mocked Jesus, calling him "King of the Jews" and the 18-month-old shouts "JEWS! JEWS!"
Mom is mortified and beet red and MIL is just GLARING at her, and Dad, who has the diaper bag, has pulled out the sippy cup and is holding it up in the air miming to everyone in all the pews around, "He's saying JUICE, JUICE." Now the kid can see his cup and is not getting his cup so he shrieks louder, "JEWS! JEWS!" And mom whisper-shouts, "GODDAMMIT DAN GIVE HIM THE CUP" which OF COURSE occurs in a sudden silence so it carries through the whole church. Dad gives him the cup and toddler lifts it over his head and shouts, "JEWS!" in triumph before we carry on with the Mass and the priest says, "His blood be upon us and upon our children," and everyone busts out into giggles.
Anyway they make it to the end of Mass and everyone is just dying of laughter at this kid and his juice and we all go out the foyer at the end, and Mom and Dad are protesting to MIL that no, no, he's a really good kid, he's normally very well-behaved at Mass, it's fine, he's not being disrespectful, nobody will mind, and they're approaching Father Voelker to shake his hand on the way out, and the toddler sees Father and races up to him, shrieking with delight, "FATHER FUCKER!"
It was not a happy Easter in their house.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 11:30 PM on February 4, 2017 [63 favorites]
Why does Juice, the largest juice, not simply juice the other juice?
posted by R.F.Simpson at 12:49 AM on February 5, 2017 [5 favorites]
posted by R.F.Simpson at 12:49 AM on February 5, 2017 [5 favorites]
Juice for jesus?
Juice for the Juice God! Gloves for the Glove Throne!
posted by howfar at 2:59 AM on February 5, 2017
Juice for the Juice God! Gloves for the Glove Throne!
posted by howfar at 2:59 AM on February 5, 2017
It was creepy enough watching it in real time on the show.
posted by ssmug at 5:30 AM on February 5, 2017
posted by ssmug at 5:30 AM on February 5, 2017
A single second of David Schwimmer as white-streak-gel-haired Robert Kardashian is far scarier than any single second of film that exists of him as Ross in Friends. And that's saying something.
posted by blucevalo at 2:28 PM on February 5, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by blucevalo at 2:28 PM on February 5, 2017 [2 favorites]
I saw Schwimmer as one of the whiny kids in a summer stock production of Six Degrees of Separation. I always think of this when I see him anywhere.
posted by pxe2000 at 6:21 AM on February 6, 2017
posted by pxe2000 at 6:21 AM on February 6, 2017
My favorite bit in the show is OJ saying to his lawyers, "I'm the Juice!" and Rob Kardashian nodding sagely in response.
posted by knuckle tattoos at 10:50 PM on February 8, 2017
posted by knuckle tattoos at 10:50 PM on February 8, 2017
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