Beast is beast and wet is wet and forever the twain shall meet

March 24, 2017 7:48 PM

The only thing that failed harder than these dogs was the Republican Party today [music at beginning and end].
posted by Johnny Wallflower (8 comments total)

So many doggos with sticks too big for the doorways 💕
posted by soren_lorensen at 8:09 PM on March 24, 2017 [6 favorites]

The Aussie one at the bridge had me in stitches.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:26 PM on March 24, 2017 [1 favorite]

They're good dogs, Brint.

12/10, would watch them "fail" again.
posted by nubs at 8:38 PM on March 24, 2017 [1 favorite]

Trough-teetering terrier was my favorite. Pup did so well for so long, until sploosh.
posted by moonmilk at 9:14 PM on March 24, 2017 [1 favorite]

This is what happens when every dog is always a "good boy." Everyone can't be a good boy, and when we devalue an important term of praise to this extent, is it any wonder we've raised a generation of entitled, dependent snowflakes who can't do anything on their own?

BAD BOY YES YOU YOU ARE A BAD BOY
posted by Joseph Gurl at 1:00 AM on March 25, 2017 [3 favorites]

Those are great, but I think it's important to note that "dog going into water" is not Dog Fail. Dogs like going into water. If you toss a tennis ball into water and the dog jumps in after it, that is not Dog Fail, that is Happy Dog.
posted by languagehat at 7:59 AM on March 25, 2017 [1 favorite]

All of my dogs have had an almost cat-like aversion to water - current pup sometimes makes me carry him over puddles on the sidewalk. But yeah, MOST dogs like going into water!
posted by moonmilk at 8:03 AM on March 25, 2017

If you toss a tennis ball into water and the dog jumps in after it, that is not Dog Fail

But if the dog gets so excited it slips and falls into the water, that's comedy gold.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:15 PM on March 25, 2017 [1 favorite]