Where there is mystery it is generally suspected there must also be evil

June 2, 2017 9:25 PM

When you hear the phrase "evil and angry" used to refer to pets, do you think of a) puppies, or b) kittens? In your heart of hearts, you know the answer.
posted by Johnny Wallflower (18 comments total)

That first one! That first one!
He's a vampire he is!
Oh god I just want to give him fish and pet him!
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 9:31 PM on June 2, 2017 [6 favorites]

That one on the watermelon!

I'M ANGRY
I'M UPSET
WAIT WHAT AM I DOING HERE
I AM SO CONFUSED
posted by AFABulous at 10:39 PM on June 2, 2017 [10 favorites]

I own a cat.

While generally most awesome, he has his moments.

So, obviously, from angry kittens come angry cats.
posted by Samizdata at 11:14 PM on June 2, 2017

All of these kittens are me

I shall make them my familiars

My tiny, angry, fluffy army



FFFT FFFT FFFT
posted by louche mustachio at 12:17 AM on June 3, 2017 [5 favorites]

Louche mustachio, I was just coming into say 'all these kittens! it me!' too.
posted by halcyonday at 4:06 AM on June 3, 2017

Ooooooooh the BABIES. Little teeth! Open mouth as wide as possible and go Eeeeeeeh! Then swarm the hapless human.
posted by Peach at 4:48 AM on June 3, 2017

Dies ist meine Wassermelone

meine
posted by entropicamericana at 5:18 AM on June 3, 2017 [5 favorites]

In the future, these kittens may be happier...
posted by bert2368 at 5:39 AM on June 3, 2017 [1 favorite]

Then swarm the hapless human.

Yes, YES! Swarm the hapless human.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:47 AM on June 3, 2017

A little tiny kitten once bit my husband on his nose. Little fuzz balls are very scary. Oh yes they are..so so
scary.
posted by DarthDuckie at 5:53 AM on June 3, 2017

Nothing in this world can manage to look pissed off quite as readily as a point coloured kitten. Though, Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds certainly tried.
posted by jacquilynne at 6:07 AM on June 3, 2017

The brown-furred, blue-eyed kitten getting chin skritches doesn't look angry so much as s/he looks satisfied that s/he's getting his/her due. That expression is like the Naomi Campbell of kittens.

"Of course this human is helpless but to skritch my chin. 'Why?' Fool, have you looked at me?"
posted by droplet at 6:52 AM on June 3, 2017 [1 favorite]

The best evil cat is a Sphinx cat.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:05 AM on June 3, 2017

The Imps of the Purr-Verse!
posted by Beethoven's Sith at 8:08 AM on June 3, 2017

The best evil cat is a Sphinx cat.

LYING.
posted by entropicamericana at 8:37 AM on June 3, 2017 [2 favorites]

Number 7 has clearly slain its companion and is now plotting how to take down the photographer.
posted by Lexica at 9:30 AM on June 3, 2017

There's evil and angry, plus some merely disgruntled kittens, but 3, 4, 8, and 9 are clearly demonic. The lasers shooting from their eyes are usually invisible, but 7 is out of control. Nor surprising, she's just a kitten.
posted by theora55 at 11:48 AM on June 3, 2017

came here hoping for a Lying Cat reference

was not disappointed
posted by radicalawyer at 12:00 PM on June 3, 2017 [1 favorite]