Don't expand your consciousness, just beg.
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Inspirobot on:
family
acceptance
government
regret
posted by gennessee at 1:13 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
family
acceptance
government
regret
posted by gennessee at 1:13 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
I want to post every single one. On outer space
on plants
Trump
posted by barchan at 1:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
on plants
Trump
posted by barchan at 1:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
This is creepy... because I completely did this years ago.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:40 PM on June 16, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:40 PM on June 16, 2017 [2 favorites]
Okay.
Inspirobot is officially inside of my head.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:44 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
Inspirobot is officially inside of my head.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:44 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
I really wanted to like this.
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.
It's not
)whimsical
satirical
nOnsensical
or)
sufficiently
absurdist
o.O
Back to my E E Cummings poems.
posted by pjsky at 2:02 PM on June 16, 2017
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.
It's not
)whimsical
satirical
nOnsensical
or)
sufficiently
absurdist
o.O
Back to my E E Cummings poems.
posted by pjsky at 2:02 PM on June 16, 2017
And it became self aware.
We're done here.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 2:12 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
We're done here.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 2:12 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
Eternal Happiness - damn near pissed my pants laughing.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:17 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:17 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
Well, are they?
This thing may now be in my pants.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:20 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
This thing may now be in my pants.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:20 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
The only ones that make sense are actually super depressing! Very lifelike.
On friendships
Retirement
Growing Up
The heart-wish of a generation
posted by luftmensch at 2:23 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
On friendships
Retirement
Growing Up
The heart-wish of a generation
posted by luftmensch at 2:23 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
All you need in order to become immortal is …
… a what body?
Is that hot, or bot, or pot, or ???
Once again, the power of immortality slips through my fingers.
posted by Kabanos at 2:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
… a what body?
Is that hot, or bot, or pot, or ???
Once again, the power of immortality slips through my fingers.
posted by Kabanos at 2:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
Some of these remind me of those office de-motivational posters that were popular a while back:
- Promise nothing, go with the flow, and if chance has it, you might accidentally become an eternal flower
- Realize that you are fed up with the world and remember to break down and cry
- Ask not "when do we start", but "why me"
posted by jazzbaby at 2:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
- Promise nothing, go with the flow, and if chance has it, you might accidentally become an eternal flower
- Realize that you are fed up with the world and remember to break down and cry
- Ask not "when do we start", but "why me"
posted by jazzbaby at 2:24 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
I'm really all about passionate embraces.
posted by Kabanos at 2:26 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
posted by Kabanos at 2:26 PM on June 16, 2017 [4 favorites]
I really wanted to like this.
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.
Anyone can be the first person to ridicule
something that nobody else has fallen in love with.
posted by Kabanos at 2:28 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.
Anyone can be the first person to ridicule
something that nobody else has fallen in love with.
posted by Kabanos at 2:28 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
Looking forward to using some of these as Facebook comments because I'm an asshole.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:33 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:33 PM on June 16, 2017 [6 favorites]
You can make it so that a colleague is afraid tomorrow.
jesus wait what
posted by ZaphodB at 3:28 PM on June 16, 2017 [5 favorites]
jesus wait what
posted by ZaphodB at 3:28 PM on June 16, 2017 [5 favorites]
I don't know, there's a time and a place for everything
posted by little cow make small moo at 5:03 PM on June 16, 2017
posted by little cow make small moo at 5:03 PM on June 16, 2017
this is the most amazingly frightening thing I have ever seen
posted by little cow make small moo at 5:08 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by little cow make small moo at 5:08 PM on June 16, 2017 [7 favorites]
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
posted by ckape at 5:44 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by ckape at 5:44 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
If you click it enough it does a little malfunctioning routine
posted by oulipian at 5:58 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by oulipian at 5:58 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
I always do, that's the problem
Genuinely inspiring
And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
So, that's what they're for.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 6:33 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
Genuinely inspiring
And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
So, that's what they're for.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 6:33 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
I want to post everything you guys have posted on all my social medias
posted by numaner at 6:46 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by numaner at 6:46 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
Well.. Now I KNOW how it really feels...
posted by PROD_TPSL at 6:54 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by PROD_TPSL at 6:54 PM on June 16, 2017 [3 favorites]
On reality shows
On moms (this hits very close to home)
On imagination
On home
On marriage
This is actually inspirational!
posted by numaner at 7:02 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
On moms (this hits very close to home)
On imagination
On home
On marriage
This is actually inspirational!
posted by numaner at 7:02 PM on June 16, 2017 [1 favorite]
Inspirobot tries hypnosis.
Inspirobot knows how to get ahead.
Inspirobot has a reason to live.
Inspirobot gets topical.
Inspirobot gets drunk.
Inspirobot gets to the root of the problem.
Inspirobot asks the real questions.
Inspirobot is here to help.
posted by gennessee at 7:20 PM on June 16, 2017 [2 favorites]
Inspirobot knows how to get ahead.
Inspirobot has a reason to live.
Inspirobot gets topical.
Inspirobot gets drunk.
Inspirobot gets to the root of the problem.
Inspirobot asks the real questions.
Inspirobot is here to help.
posted by gennessee at 7:20 PM on June 16, 2017 [2 favorites]
"You have always been an intelligent wanker. Don't ever forget it"
This thing is pretty spooky.
posted by howfar at 1:23 AM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
This thing is pretty spooky.
posted by howfar at 1:23 AM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
Just in case you thought you were maybe doing okay, Inspirobot will set you straight.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:47 AM on June 17, 2017 [10 favorites]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:47 AM on June 17, 2017 [10 favorites]
Oh my god, I am laughing my ass off. The juxtaposition of sentence and picture makes this one so perfect.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:50 AM on June 17, 2017 [6 favorites]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:50 AM on June 17, 2017 [6 favorites]
Feel unique. Feel that you're friended. Feel that you're a humdinger.
posted by colfax at 4:18 AM on June 17, 2017
posted by colfax at 4:18 AM on June 17, 2017
"We cannot transform ourselves by dating, we can only transform ourselves by biting."
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:30 AM on June 17, 2017 [9 favorites]
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:30 AM on June 17, 2017 [9 favorites]
"Every word you say is gold made of kale."
posted by LobsterMitten at 10:22 AM on June 17, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by LobsterMitten at 10:22 AM on June 17, 2017 [2 favorites]
Sorry for bringing politics into the thread.
posted by fragmede at 11:59 AM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by fragmede at 11:59 AM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
I actually kinda like this one.
this one sounds vaguely...sticky.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:48 PM on June 17, 2017
this one sounds vaguely...sticky.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:48 PM on June 17, 2017
This is the best automatic generator of things I have ever seen.
Me too. I'd actually be interested to know why it's so much better than anything else of this type I've ever seen. Does anyone have any insight into what makes it so good? I presume that it's partly down to the choice of subject matter, the careful selection of the different sentence structures and really good choice and labelling of the different random elements, but I'd love to know if there's more to its quality. It's so surprisingly good that it almost makes me suspicious that all of the "quotes" have been written in advance. But the sheer number of different lines it's spitting out makes that seem very improbable.
Also, if anyone has any links to other random generators that are this, I'm sure many of us would love to see them.
posted by howfar at 1:29 PM on June 17, 2017 [7 favorites]
Me too. I'd actually be interested to know why it's so much better than anything else of this type I've ever seen. Does anyone have any insight into what makes it so good? I presume that it's partly down to the choice of subject matter, the careful selection of the different sentence structures and really good choice and labelling of the different random elements, but I'd love to know if there's more to its quality. It's so surprisingly good that it almost makes me suspicious that all of the "quotes" have been written in advance. But the sheer number of different lines it's spitting out makes that seem very improbable.
Also, if anyone has any links to other random generators that are this, I'm sure many of us would love to see them.
posted by howfar at 1:29 PM on June 17, 2017 [7 favorites]
Remember life before mindfulness?
posted by potrzebie at 2:45 PM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by potrzebie at 2:45 PM on June 17, 2017 [1 favorite]
Between when I going this post and now I've downloaded like at least 50 to my phone. And I can't stop.
posted by numaner at 2:54 PM on June 17, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by numaner at 2:54 PM on June 17, 2017 [2 favorites]
I'm not, but could I be?
I'm pretty sure I'm in the right city
I've been telling everyone this!
What would we "nope" about?
A recipe for success
Fake news!
So go jump off something
posted by numaner at 6:02 PM on June 17, 2017
I'm pretty sure I'm in the right city
I've been telling everyone this!
What would we "nope" about?
A recipe for success
Fake news!
So go jump off something
posted by numaner at 6:02 PM on June 17, 2017
Numaner: I got that same picture with the text "without killing there can be no insights." which wow.
posted by R343L at 8:52 PM on June 17, 2017
posted by R343L at 8:52 PM on June 17, 2017
You would say that, wouldn't you?
Roko's basilisk says I should just go with it.
posted by limeonaire at 12:18 AM on June 18, 2017
Roko's basilisk says I should just go with it.
posted by limeonaire at 12:18 AM on June 18, 2017
That's... kind of true
"Beggarify spaceshipization"
Give it 110%
Seems legit
I kind of love this
This is where I stopped
posted by oulipian at 4:44 AM on June 18, 2017 [2 favorites]
"Beggarify spaceshipization"
Give it 110%
Seems legit
I kind of love this
This is where I stopped
posted by oulipian at 4:44 AM on June 18, 2017 [2 favorites]
> Genius
... is just another kind of impairment
posted by Elizabeth the Thirteenth at 11:41 AM on June 18, 2017
... is just another kind of impairment
posted by Elizabeth the Thirteenth at 11:41 AM on June 18, 2017
welp, i think this one is a good one to end on. there's no truth out there.
posted by numaner at 7:50 AM on June 21, 2017
posted by numaner at 7:50 AM on June 21, 2017
Y'all, I'm the new office manager for a startup and we are moving to a bigger office in a week, and one of the things I've been tasked with is maintaining office morale; and simple decor is one way I'm going to do that.
I'm severely tempted to generate a couple of these to put up in the office alongside the world maps and the air plants and shit like that.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:22 AM on June 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
I'm severely tempted to generate a couple of these to put up in the office alongside the world maps and the air plants and shit like that.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:22 AM on June 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
Click long enough and the bot starts reading you. This is basically the foundation of my professional career.
posted by EvaDestruction at 4:20 PM on June 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by EvaDestruction at 4:20 PM on June 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
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