Van Helsing needed bananas instead of garlic

July 8, 2017 11:27 PM

Fruit, bat?

Bats like bananas

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posted by Gorgik (12 comments total)

"Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... BAT BAT!"
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:50 PM on July 8, 2017 [7 favorites]

"Enjoying the banana" is a gross understatement.
posted by Samizdata at 12:25 AM on July 9, 2017 [3 favorites]

Also, at this point, I really wish I wasn't out of bananas. One would be lovely.
posted by Samizdata at 12:26 AM on July 9, 2017 [2 favorites]

A fruit bat, you say?
posted by Wolfdog at 2:55 AM on July 9, 2017 [3 favorites]

"Oh dear, we're not laughing at you."

Yes, yes we are.
posted by Mizu at 4:06 AM on July 9, 2017 [6 favorites]

Miss Alicia looked slightly abashed after that comment.
posted by leotrotsky at 4:41 AM on July 9, 2017 [1 favorite]

Fruit bats are so much sleeker without all the sonar equipment. More fun to feed too.
posted by Bee'sWing at 5:23 AM on July 9, 2017

Weird birb like the banana.
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 8:05 AM on July 9, 2017 [4 favorites]

More great stuff on the Batzilla Facebook page and Youtube channel.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:57 AM on July 9, 2017

Miss Alicia looked slightly abashed after that comment.

Abashed, or food coma?
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:32 AM on July 9, 2017

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Or bats in this case.
posted by Pyrogenesis at 11:17 AM on July 9, 2017

Feed the banana bats all day long
posted by moonmilk at 1:43 PM on July 9, 2017