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October 22, 2017 8:31 AM Subscribe
EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
RELATED AT LEAST FOR THE FIRST PART
UNFORTUNATELY IT ISN’T A WEEKDAY THIS YEAR, MEANING I CAN’T DRIVE MY COWORKERS CRAZY BY CAPS-LOCKING ALL DAY.
IF ONLY WE COULD CONSOLIDATE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY AND CAPS LOCKS DAY, YOU SCURVY SEA DOGS. YARR.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:36 AM on October 22, 2017
IF ONLY WE COULD CONSOLIDATE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY AND CAPS LOCKS DAY, YOU SCURVY SEA DOGS. YARR.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:36 AM on October 22, 2017
GET HYPE NERDS
posted by dismas at 8:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by dismas at 8:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
NEVER HAS A YEAR SO THOROUGHLY REQUIRED A DAY SUCH AS THIS
posted by potrzebie at 8:37 AM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by potrzebie at 8:37 AM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED THAT THIS HADN'T BEEN POSTED YET!
posted by kenko at 8:38 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by kenko at 8:38 AM on October 22, 2017
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
posted by The otter lady at 8:40 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by The otter lady at 8:40 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
AAAAAAAH-AH, AH!
AAAAAAAH-AH, AH!
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN, WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
THE HAMMER OF THE GODS
WE'LL DRIVE OUR SHIPS TO NEW LANDS
TO POST IN ALL CAPS, AND SING AND CRY
VALHALLA, I AM COMING!
posted by mogget at 8:45 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
AAAAAAAH-AH, AH!
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN, WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
THE HAMMER OF THE GODS
WE'LL DRIVE OUR SHIPS TO NEW LANDS
TO POST IN ALL CAPS, AND SING AND CRY
VALHALLA, I AM COMING!
posted by mogget at 8:45 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
I SAID, THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
posted by mogget at 8:48 AM on October 22, 2017 [14 favorites]
posted by mogget at 8:48 AM on October 22, 2017 [14 favorites]
FINALLY!! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS POST TO APPEAR!
posted by bigendian at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by bigendian at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2017
I WOULD LIKE MORE INFORMATION PLEASE ABOUT THE HAVING OF SEX WITH THE CAPS LOCK
WAIT
MAYBE I WOULDN'T
posted by Sing Or Swim at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2017
WAIT
MAYBE I WOULDN'T
posted by Sing Or Swim at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2017
At first I thought this said Caps Lock Delay, and I thought it brilliant and horrible. NOW I SEE IT IS JUST HORRIBLE.
posted by Catblack at 8:53 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by Catblack at 8:53 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
HEY THANKS ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE
posted by loquacious at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
CAPPY HEMLOCK DORKS
posted by cortex at 8:55 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex at 8:55 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
I'M NOT SURE THAT I REALIZED UNTIL JUST NOW THAT MY CHROMEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE A CAPSLOCK KEY. IT HAS A SEARCH BUTTON IN ITS PLACE THAT I'VE NEVER PRESSED UNTIL THIS SECOND. WHO KNEW?
posted by octothorpe at 8:56 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by octothorpe at 8:56 AM on October 22, 2017
oh right this is the day that i forget that i remapped my caps lock key to set off the fire suppression systerakhbaahallarlarghghgh
posted by phooky at 8:56 AM on October 22, 2017 [8 favorites]
posted by phooky at 8:56 AM on October 22, 2017 [8 favorites]
HUMAN SACRIFICE, DOGS AND CAPS LIVING TOGETHER...MASS HYSTERIA!
posted by furtive at 8:57 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by furtive at 8:57 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
YAAAAAAAY!
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:58 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:58 AM on October 22, 2017
CAPS ON
CAPS ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CROCKETY BLOAT
posted by drlith at 8:59 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
CAPS ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CROCKETY BLOAT
posted by drlith at 8:59 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
IT IS TIME.
posted by Room 641-A at 9:00 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by Room 641-A at 9:00 AM on October 22, 2017
I'M JUST TRYING TO ESCAPE TO NORMAL MODE IN VIM.
posted by eclectist at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
posted by eclectist at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
RICK RICK I FEEL STRANGELY CALM TODAY RICK
posted by SPrintF at 9:04 AM on October 22, 2017 [8 favorites]
posted by SPrintF at 9:04 AM on October 22, 2017 [8 favorites]
THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON MY BRAND NEW MACBOOK PRO IS ALREADY FAILING BECAUSE I APPARENTLY USE IT TOO MUCH. THIS DAY IS FOR MEEEEEEEEEE.
posted by merriment at 9:11 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by merriment at 9:11 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
I FEEL CHARMING
OH SO CHARMING
IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL
AND SO PRETTY
THAT I HARDLY CAN BELIEVE I'M REAL
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
OH SO CHARMING
IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL
AND SO PRETTY
THAT I HARDLY CAN BELIEVE I'M REAL
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
CANADA KINETICALLY PROTONS ANACONDA OPTICALLY TINKERS PARASITICALLY CANNON TOKED CARTOON SATANICALLY PINKED SCARLATINA PLATONIC DONKEY PARANOIACS CLONKED NATTILY TROT ON LACKADAISICAL PENNY INCAPACITATED YANKS ROLL ON CARAPACE INLAND STINKY LOOT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAYposted by jenkinsEar at 9:20 AM on October 22, 2017 [21 favorites]
LAST CAPSLOCKMAS
I GAVE YOU MY FOREVER SCREAMING TEXT FOR ALL ETERNITY AND LOVE
THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM HAND SHOOTING CAPSLOCK HATERS
I'LL PUSHA DA CAPSLOCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!
posted by halation at 9:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
I GAVE YOU MY FOREVER SCREAMING TEXT FOR ALL ETERNITY AND LOVE
THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM HAND SHOOTING CAPSLOCK HATERS
I'LL PUSHA DA CAPSLOCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!
posted by halation at 9:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
I'VE BEEN THROUGH LIKE 5 DIFFERENT CUSTOM KEYCAP VENDORS AND NO ONE WILL SELL ME A "CRUISE CONTROL" CAP
YOU CAN BUY A DAMN P90 KEYCAP FOR YOUR PUBG GAMES OR AN INJECTION MOLDED PLASTIC SKULL FOR YOUR ESC BUT NOT THE ESSENTIAL CRUISE CONTROL KEYCAP I NEED
MORE LIKE CHERRY MX BULLSHIT
posted by postcommunism at 9:33 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
YOU CAN BUY A DAMN P90 KEYCAP FOR YOUR PUBG GAMES OR AN INJECTION MOLDED PLASTIC SKULL FOR YOUR ESC BUT NOT THE ESSENTIAL CRUISE CONTROL KEYCAP I NEED
MORE LIKE CHERRY MX BULLSHIT
posted by postcommunism at 9:33 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
DOES A HIPPYBEAR SHIT IN THE HIPPYWOODS?
posted by peeedro at 9:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
posted by peeedro at 9:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
IF U USE LOWERCASE I WILL KILL THIS CAT
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BUT ONLY IN THIS THREAD, BECAUSE REALLY
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:39 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:39 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
MY FATHER'S FAMILY NAME BEING PIRRIP, AND MY CHRISTIAN NAME PHILLIP, MY INFANT TONGUE COULD MAKE OF BOTH NAMES NOTHING LONGER OR MORE EXPLICIT THAN PIP. SO I CALLED MYSELF PIIP, AND CAME TO BE CALLED PIP.
AHH YISS, THAT'S THE STUFF.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:39 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
AHH YISS, THAT'S THE STUFF.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:39 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGVGGHHHHHHHHHH
THE HUMAN RACE FACES ITS END
posted by vogon_poet at 9:40 AM on October 22, 2017
THE HUMAN RACE FACES ITS END
posted by vogon_poet at 9:40 AM on October 22, 2017
COMES ROUND FASTER EVERY YEAR
posted by threetwentytwo at 9:41 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by threetwentytwo at 9:41 AM on October 22, 2017
BON FÊTE DE VERROUILLAGE DES MAJUSCULES À TOUS MES AMIS QUÉBÉCOIS!!!!!!!
I WILL GO UPSTAIRS AND GLEEFULLY ENGAGE WITH THE LATCHING CAPS LOCK ON MY APPLE //E KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK
posted by scruss at 9:44 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
AOL Y S P K D C C A OK Y S P L D C C A A SAP AOL Y K D C C SAP OK Y L D C C A SAP Y O L K D C C A Y S P O L K D C C A ATHAT LINK IS WRONG WRONG WRONG I TELL YA. WHO COULD HATE ON THE CAPS LOCK ON A DAY LIKE TODAY?
I WILL GO UPSTAIRS AND GLEEFULLY ENGAGE WITH THE LATCHING CAPS LOCK ON MY APPLE //E KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK KACHUNK
posted by scruss at 9:44 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]
SORRY WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS
THE LOWER CASE FACES ITS END
HUMAN RACE IS FINE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER ACTUALLY
SORRY
posted by vogon_poet at 9:53 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
THE LOWER CASE FACES ITS END
HUMAN RACE IS FINE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER ACTUALLY
SORRY
posted by vogon_poet at 9:53 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
EVERY YEAR STORES ARE PUTTING OUT THEIR CAPS LOCK DAY STUFF EARLIER AND EARLIER AND I AM SICK OF IT
posted by chinesefood at 9:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [20 favorites]
posted by chinesefood at 9:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [20 favorites]
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
THE CAPS LOCK'S ON
posted by Secretariat at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
THE CAPS LOCK'S ON
posted by Secretariat at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
IT'S THE.........MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
WITH SALMON FOR TOAST
AND A CROCKETY BLOAT
CAPS LOCKING AND BEER!
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAR!
(AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN)
posted by litlnemo at 10:11 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
WITH SALMON FOR TOAST
AND A CROCKETY BLOAT
CAPS LOCKING AND BEER!
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAR!
(AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN)
posted by litlnemo at 10:11 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CAPS LOCK MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
TWELVE SHOUTY LETTERS
ELEVEN SCREAMING POSTERS
TEN BANNERS YELLING
NINE POST-ITS SHRIEKING
EIGHT IMS ROARING
SEVEN NOTES A-HOWLING
SIX ALL-CAPS MISSIVES
FIVE LOUD-ASS TEXTS
FOUR SHOUTY EMAILS
THREE LOUD SIGNS
TWO YELLY TWEETS
AND A SHOUTY SUBJECT LINE JUST FOR ME
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:12 AM on October 22, 2017 [14 favorites]
TWELVE SHOUTY LETTERS
ELEVEN SCREAMING POSTERS
TEN BANNERS YELLING
NINE POST-ITS SHRIEKING
EIGHT IMS ROARING
SEVEN NOTES A-HOWLING
SIX ALL-CAPS MISSIVES
FIVE LOUD-ASS TEXTS
FOUR SHOUTY EMAILS
THREE LOUD SIGNS
TWO YELLY TWEETS
AND A SHOUTY SUBJECT LINE JUST FOR ME
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:12 AM on October 22, 2017 [14 favorites]
I CAN SEE ALL THE SALMON THAT IS TOAST
GONE ARE THE lower case THAT WOULD CROCK OUR BLOAT
posted by Secretariat at 10:12 AM on October 22, 2017
GONE ARE THE lower case THAT WOULD CROCK OUR BLOAT
posted by Secretariat at 10:12 AM on October 22, 2017
IT"S GONNA BE A BRIGHT (BRIGHT) BRIGHT (BRIGHT) CAPSLOCKY DAY!!!!
posted by Secretariat at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Secretariat at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
Literally everyone else in this thread is doing it wrong.
IF THIS IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT
posted by traveler_ at 10:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
IF THIS IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT
posted by traveler_ at 10:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
Wake me up when it’s tabs lock day.
posted by The Potate at 10:26 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by The Potate at 10:26 AM on October 22, 2017
TRUEFACT: 90% OF MILLENNIALS HAVE NEVER USED A CAPITAL LETTER AND 72% "WOULD NEVER LET A FRIEND USE A CAPITAL LETTER"
posted by phooky at 10:27 AM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by phooky at 10:27 AM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
10 TURN ON CAPS LOCK
20 GOTO 10
posted by not_the_water at 10:33 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
20 GOTO 10
posted by not_the_water at 10:33 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
MOTTO: APP'S ON? CAPS ON!
posted by ctmf at 10:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by ctmf at 10:36 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
AND NOW, THE METAFILTER ELOCUTION SOCIETY SHOUTS HOUSE OF LIFE #22, “HEART’S HAVEN” BY DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI:
SOMETIMES SHE IS A CHILD WITHIN MINE ARMS,
COWERING BENEATH DARK WINGS THAT LOVE MUST CHASE,—
WITH STILL TEARS SHOWERING AND AVERTED FACE,
INEXPLICABLY FILL'D WITH FAINT ALARMS:
AND OFT FROM MINE OWN SPIRIT'S HURTLING HARMS
I CRAVE THE REFUGE OF HER DEEP EMBRACE,—
AGAINST ALL ILLS THE FORTIFIED STRONG PLACE
AND SWEET RESERVE OF SOVEREIGN COUNTER-CHARMS!
AND LOVE, OUR LIGHT AT NIGHT AND SHADE AT NOON,
LULLS US TO REST WITH SONGS, AND TURNS AWAY
ALL SHAFTS OF SHELTERLESS TUMULTUOUS DAY.
LIKE THE MOON'S GROWTH, HIS FACE GLEAMS THROUGH HIS TUNE;
AND AS SOFT WATERS WARBLE TO THE MOON,
OUR ANSWERING SPIRITS CHIME ONE ROUNDELAY!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:37 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
SOMETIMES SHE IS A CHILD WITHIN MINE ARMS,
COWERING BENEATH DARK WINGS THAT LOVE MUST CHASE,—
WITH STILL TEARS SHOWERING AND AVERTED FACE,
INEXPLICABLY FILL'D WITH FAINT ALARMS:
AND OFT FROM MINE OWN SPIRIT'S HURTLING HARMS
I CRAVE THE REFUGE OF HER DEEP EMBRACE,—
AGAINST ALL ILLS THE FORTIFIED STRONG PLACE
AND SWEET RESERVE OF SOVEREIGN COUNTER-CHARMS!
AND LOVE, OUR LIGHT AT NIGHT AND SHADE AT NOON,
LULLS US TO REST WITH SONGS, AND TURNS AWAY
ALL SHAFTS OF SHELTERLESS TUMULTUOUS DAY.
LIKE THE MOON'S GROWTH, HIS FACE GLEAMS THROUGH HIS TUNE;
AND AS SOFT WATERS WARBLE TO THE MOON,
OUR ANSWERING SPIRITS CHIME ONE ROUNDELAY!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:37 AM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
DON MARQUIS WAS INDEED PRESCIENT. HE EVEN FORESAW DONALD TRUMP...
posted by jim in austin at 10:38 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by jim in austin at 10:38 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
I am afraid I cannot participate in the festivities, for I have long ago mapped my caps lock key to command-opt-shift in an effort to deal with the huge number of hotkeys I have in Adobe Illustrator.
posted by egypturnash at 11:04 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by egypturnash at 11:04 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
I BET THAT MOOSE HAD CAPS FIRMLY LOCKED WHILE KICKING WOLF ASS
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:18 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:18 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
I NEARLY GOT TRAMPLED AT THE CAP LOCKS SALE DOORBUSTER AT MIDNIGHT.
posted by old_growler at 11:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by old_growler at 11:23 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE "MAGA CAPS" ARE WRITTEN ALL IN CAPITALS. TRUMP HAS EVEN RUINED CAPS LOCK DAY. TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS NEXT. ARRRR. SAD.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:24 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:24 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
Literally everyone else in this thread is doing it wrong.
THE HOLIDAY'S JUST GOTTEN COMMERCIAL OVER TIME. PERSONALLY, I BLAME BIG LETTERS.
posted by mordax at 11:35 AM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
THE HOLIDAY'S JUST GOTTEN COMMERCIAL OVER TIME. PERSONALLY, I BLAME BIG LETTERS.
posted by mordax at 11:35 AM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
WEBSITE IS WOEFULLY MISSING INFORMATION ABOUT WHY THIS DAY WAS CHOSEN.
posted by rhizome at 11:36 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by rhizome at 11:36 AM on October 22, 2017
LOWER CASE
WE HAVE THE BEST LOWER CASE
THE BEST
BELIEVE ME
posted by lalochezia at 11:44 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
WE HAVE THE BEST LOWER CASE
THE BEST
BELIEVE ME
posted by lalochezia at 11:44 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
NOBODY KNOWS LOWER CASE BETTER THAN ME
posted by lalochezia at 11:45 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by lalochezia at 11:45 AM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
HEY, IS THIS THING ON?
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 11:48 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 11:48 AM on October 22, 2017
THERE'S NO NEED TO WHISPER, I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE
posted by rhizome at 11:49 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by rhizome at 11:49 AM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
SPACKLE
I JUST LIKETHAT WORD AND ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF NAIL HOLES TO FILL IN MY HOUSE
posted by nat at 11:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
I JUST LIKETHAT WORD AND ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF NAIL HOLES TO FILL IN MY HOUSE
posted by nat at 11:54 AM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
Wow. Get it out of your system, my friends. Go wild.
posted by Bella Donna at 11:57 AM on October 22, 2017
posted by Bella Donna at 11:57 AM on October 22, 2017
YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM
posted by rhizome at 12:10 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by rhizome at 12:10 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
HAWKMEN! DEEEEYIVE!
posted by PenDevil at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by PenDevil at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
SO MUCH CAPS IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN
I WUV U IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!1!!111!!!!
posted by straight at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2017
I WUV U IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!1!!111!!!!
posted by straight at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2017
the official capslock day site died last year and nobody told me? in other news you can view previous capslock day posts by searching the site for the word "crockety". in a previous capslock day thread I boasted about the fact that I'd figured out how to shut off the caps lock key on my computer - that computer died, and I just realized this cheapie chrome book doesn't have one at all... they replaced it with a magnifying glass key that launches a google search! I'm torn between being admiring and being appalled, also known as the feeling google provokes in me every single day of my life
posted by nanojath at 12:36 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by nanojath at 12:36 PM on October 22, 2017
I WELCOME OUR CAPS LOCK OVERLORDS — WITH PANCAKES.
posted by datawrangler at 12:37 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by datawrangler at 12:37 PM on October 22, 2017
ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT TO STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS.
JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH INTO A SANER ORBIT.ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)
UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
posted by straight at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH INTO A SANER ORBIT.ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)
UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
posted by straight at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
MY CHROMEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE A CAPSLOCK KEY
DO NOT PANIC. YOU CAN REMAP THE SEARCH KEY TO CAPSLOCK!
posted by thefoxgod at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
DO NOT PANIC. YOU CAN REMAP THE SEARCH KEY TO CAPSLOCK!
posted by thefoxgod at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
WHAT IF A MUCH OF A WHICH OF A WIND
GIVES THE TRUTH TO SUMMER'S LIE;
BLOODIES WITH DIZZYING LEAVES THE SUN
AND YANKS IMMORTAL STARS AWRY?
BLOW KING TO BEGGAR AND QUEEN TO SEAM
(BLOW FRIEND TO FIEND: BLOW SPACE TO TIME)
--WHEN SKIES ARE HANGED AND OCEANS DROWNED,
THE SINGLE SECRET WILL STILL BE MAN
WHAT IF A KEEN OF A LEAN WIND FLAYS
SCREAMING HILLS WITH SLEET AND SNOW:
STRANGLES VALLEYS BY ROPES OF THING
AND STIFLES FORESTS IN WHITE AGO?
BLOW HOPE TO TERROR; BLOW SEEING TO BLIND
(BLOW PITY TO ENVY AND SOUL TO MIND)
--WHOSE HEARTS ARE MOUNTAINS, ROOTS ARE TREES,
IT'S THEY SHALL CRY HELLO TO THE SPRING
WHAT IF A DAWN OF A DOOM OF A DREAM
BITES THIS UNIVERSE IN TWO,
PEELS FOREVER OUT OF HIS GRAVE
AND SPRINKLES NOWHERE WITH ME AND YOU?
BLOW SOON TO NEVER AND NEVER TO TWICE
(BLOW LIFE TO ISN'T: BLOW DEATH TO WAS)
--ALL NOTHING'S ONLY OUR HUGEST HOME;
THE MOST WHO DIE, THE MORE WE LIVE.
posted by jordemort at 12:39 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
GIVES THE TRUTH TO SUMMER'S LIE;
BLOODIES WITH DIZZYING LEAVES THE SUN
AND YANKS IMMORTAL STARS AWRY?
BLOW KING TO BEGGAR AND QUEEN TO SEAM
(BLOW FRIEND TO FIEND: BLOW SPACE TO TIME)
--WHEN SKIES ARE HANGED AND OCEANS DROWNED,
THE SINGLE SECRET WILL STILL BE MAN
WHAT IF A KEEN OF A LEAN WIND FLAYS
SCREAMING HILLS WITH SLEET AND SNOW:
STRANGLES VALLEYS BY ROPES OF THING
AND STIFLES FORESTS IN WHITE AGO?
BLOW HOPE TO TERROR; BLOW SEEING TO BLIND
(BLOW PITY TO ENVY AND SOUL TO MIND)
--WHOSE HEARTS ARE MOUNTAINS, ROOTS ARE TREES,
IT'S THEY SHALL CRY HELLO TO THE SPRING
WHAT IF A DAWN OF A DOOM OF A DREAM
BITES THIS UNIVERSE IN TWO,
PEELS FOREVER OUT OF HIS GRAVE
AND SPRINKLES NOWHERE WITH ME AND YOU?
BLOW SOON TO NEVER AND NEVER TO TWICE
(BLOW LIFE TO ISN'T: BLOW DEATH TO WAS)
--ALL NOTHING'S ONLY OUR HUGEST HOME;
THE MOST WHO DIE, THE MORE WE LIVE.
posted by jordemort at 12:39 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
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posted by straight at 12:45 PM on October 22, 2017
I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE GOOD REASONS
! @ # $ %
CAPS LOCK DAY IS NOT ONLY GETTING TOO COMMERCIAL
IT'S GETTING TOO DANGEROUS
posted by moonmilk at 12:50 PM on October 22, 2017
! @ # $ %
CAPS LOCK DAY IS NOT ONLY GETTING TOO COMMERCIAL
IT'S GETTING TOO DANGEROUS
posted by moonmilk at 12:50 PM on October 22, 2017
THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN I GET A NEW COMPUTER IS DISABLE THE CAPS LOCK KEY!
posted by bendy at 1:00 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by bendy at 1:00 PM on October 22, 2017
TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAPSLOCK OUT.
posted by Slinga at 1:02 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by Slinga at 1:02 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
Oct 22 Fun Holiday – Caps Lock Day
October 22 IS CAPS LOCK DAY! The day celebrates the Caps Lock on a computer keyboard and was created by Derek Arnold in 2000.It is unclear what the exact purpose of this made-up holiday is. Perhaps it encourages people to use the Caps Lock in their online communications. Or maybe it discourages them to use it because using all caps in an electronic communication is generally associated with anger and yelling.
posted by Lynsey at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD THINGS LEFT IN THE WORLD
posted by Anonymous at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by Anonymous at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2017
I THINK ANGER AND YELLING IS AN APPROPRIATE REACTION TO 2017.
posted by Sequence at 1:41 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
posted by Sequence at 1:41 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON MY KOREAN LANGUAGE KEYBOARD
IT DOES NOTHING
posted by needled at 1:56 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
IT DOES NOTHING
posted by needled at 1:56 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS NEXT. ARRRR. SAD.
YOU'D THINK MY FAVORITE LETTER WOULD BE R, BUT, NO, IT BE THE C
posted by loquacious at 2:15 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
YOU'D THINK MY FAVORITE LETTER WOULD BE R, BUT, NO, IT BE THE C
posted by loquacious at 2:15 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
> Wow. Get it out of your system, my friends. Go wild.
HI THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS INVITED TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY AND, AS A TERRIBLY SELF-CONSCIOUS YOUTH I WAS AFRAID OF EMBARRASSING MYSELF. SO I WORE MY USUAL TEESHIRT THAT HAD SOMETHING WITTY FOR THE TIME ON IT AND ALSO, UH, CARGO PANTS, FOR THIS WAS THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES. AND I ATTENDED THE PARTY DRESSED THIS WAY WHILST EVERYONE AROUND ME WAS WEARING TOILET PAPER OR THRIFT STORE CLOTHING OR THEIR GIRLFRIENDS' DRESSES AND POORLY APPLIED MAKEUP AND THEY ALL DID, INDEED, LOOK SILLY AND STRANGE AND AWKWARD. AND YET, WHO WAS THE LEAST COOL PERSON AT THAT PARTY?
posted by ardgedee at 2:25 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
HI THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS INVITED TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY AND, AS A TERRIBLY SELF-CONSCIOUS YOUTH I WAS AFRAID OF EMBARRASSING MYSELF. SO I WORE MY USUAL TEESHIRT THAT HAD SOMETHING WITTY FOR THE TIME ON IT AND ALSO, UH, CARGO PANTS, FOR THIS WAS THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES. AND I ATTENDED THE PARTY DRESSED THIS WAY WHILST EVERYONE AROUND ME WAS WEARING TOILET PAPER OR THRIFT STORE CLOTHING OR THEIR GIRLFRIENDS' DRESSES AND POORLY APPLIED MAKEUP AND THEY ALL DID, INDEED, LOOK SILLY AND STRANGE AND AWKWARD. AND YET, WHO WAS THE LEAST COOL PERSON AT THAT PARTY?
posted by ardgedee at 2:25 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
EVERYONE SING THE CAPS LOCK ANTHEMMMMMMMM
WE ALL LIVE IN A CAPITAL I
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT IN THE CENTER OF THE SKY
posted by Pallas Athena at 2:43 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
WE ALL LIVE IN A CAPITAL I
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT IN THE CENTER OF THE SKY
posted by Pallas Athena at 2:43 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
YOU'D THINK MY FAVORITE LETTER WOULD BE R, BUT, NO, IT BE THE C
YAAARRRR SAYS I. SCURVY C-DOG BE YOU.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:44 PM on October 22, 2017
YAAARRRR SAYS I. SCURVY C-DOG BE YOU.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:44 PM on October 22, 2017
WE ALL LIVE IN A CAPITAL I
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT IN THE CENTER OF THE SKY
WITH FULL APOLOGIES TO LOWER-CASE N.
ONE DAY A YEAR IS ALL WE ASK.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:50 PM on October 22, 2017
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT IN THE CENTER OF THE SKY
WITH FULL APOLOGIES TO LOWER-CASE N.
ONE DAY A YEAR IS ALL WE ASK.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:50 PM on October 22, 2017
LOOKING FOR A CAPS LOCK DAY ALTERNATIVE? IN AUSTRALIA, IT'S WOMBAT DAY!!! (ALTHOUGH IT'S ACTUALLY PASSED THERE BY NOW)
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:17 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:17 PM on October 22, 2017
LOOKING FOR A CAPS LOCK DAY ALTERNATIVE?
NO
posted by kenko at 3:23 PM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
NO
posted by kenko at 3:23 PM on October 22, 2017 [7 favorites]
FOUR HOURS ON THE HIGHWAY TODAY.
DELIGHTED TO SEE EXCLUSIVELY ALL CAPS ON THE D.O.T. OFFICIAL SIGNAGE.
GOOD WORK LADS AND LADIES.
posted by wenestvedt at 3:29 PM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
DELIGHTED TO SEE EXCLUSIVELY ALL CAPS ON THE D.O.T. OFFICIAL SIGNAGE.
GOOD WORK LADS AND LADIES.
posted by wenestvedt at 3:29 PM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
I FEEL THAT CAPS LOCK DAY STARTS EARLIER EVERY YEAR. I SWEAR SOME OF MY NEIGHBORS START LOCKING THEIR CAPS BEFORE AUGUST IS OVER. AND IT$ $O COMMERCIAL NOWADAYS. WHEN I WAS A KID WE DIDN’T BUY ANY SPECIAL THINGS OR EAT ANY SPECIAL FOOD, WE JUST PUT ON CAPS LOCK FOR A DAY. NEXT THING YOU KNOW TWITTER WILL LET YOU TWEET 280 CHARACTERS.
posted by chavenet at 3:33 PM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
posted by chavenet at 3:33 PM on October 22, 2017 [4 favorites]
IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE CELEBRATING BUT IT WASN'T INTERNATLANA SPAC PLCK DYA!
posted by moonmilk at 3:35 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by moonmilk at 3:35 PM on October 22, 2017
IT HAS BEEN SEVERAL YEARS
I AM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS DAY IS AN EXCUSE TO AVOID DOING ANYTHING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 23RD
I WILL TAKE APOLOGIES IN THE FORM OF SCOTCH, THANK YOU
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 3:37 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
I AM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS DAY IS AN EXCUSE TO AVOID DOING ANYTHING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 23RD
I WILL TAKE APOLOGIES IN THE FORM OF SCOTCH, THANK YOU
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 3:37 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
SALMON ENDANGERED. WILL WE HAVE TO CHANGE TO AVOCADO TOAST?
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:45 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:45 PM on October 22, 2017
OH THANK YOU WAS SO TIRED FROM BIRTHDAY GOINGS ON THAT I FORGOT TO POST THIS AND JIST REALIZED ON MY SECOND MARTINI HOLY SHIT HAPOY CAPS LORKNYOU BASTARDS.
posted by eyeballkid at 3:53 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by eyeballkid at 3:53 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
SALMON ENDANGERED. WILL WE HAVE TO CHANGE TO AVOCADO TOAST?
MILLENNIALS: THEY'RE RUINING CALX LOPS
posted by halation at 3:54 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
MILLENNIALS: THEY'RE RUINING CALX LOPS
posted by halation at 3:54 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites]
CAPSLOCK DAY! THE DAY OF THE YEAR WE ALL TYPE LIKE OUR MOMS AND DADS COMPLAINING ABOUT KILLARY AND NOBAMA!
posted by KingEdRa at 3:57 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by KingEdRa at 3:57 PM on October 22, 2017
LARGE FRIENDLY LETTERS
posted by h00py at 4:18 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by h00py at 4:18 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
I
N T
E R N
A T I O
N A L C A
P S L O
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!posted by moonmilk at 5:32 PM on October 22, 2017 [3 favorites] ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣴⣴⣶⣶⣶⣦⣦⣤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⢀⣀⣀⣄⣄⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠁⠁⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣬⠙⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢄⣠⣾⣿⣿⠿⠟⠟⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⠿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡇⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⢣⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⡅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⢏⣾⣿⠋⢻⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣼⣿⠇⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠋⠁⠁⠁⠁⠉⠈⠈⠁⠉⠉⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠇⠀⣠⣾⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃ ⠀⠀⠈⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡟⠀⣴⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢁⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⡀⣀⣠⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⡀⡀⡀⣀⣤⣾⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣠⣠⣠⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣍⣝⣝⡛⠿⠿⠦⠝⠙⠍⠍⣉⣉⣭⣭⣭⣭⣴⣤⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠈⣙⣭⣭⣶⢒⣢⣢⣒⣔⣂⣂⣉⣉⣋⣠⣠⣠⣠⡀⠀⠉⠙⢙⣝⣝⣝⣛⣛⣉⣡⣠⣠⣄⡀⠀⠀ ⠈⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠉⠋⠛⠛⠿⡿⣋⣥⣾⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠀⠉⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣍⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⢟⣥⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢻⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡟⠁⢺⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⢻⣿⠄⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠋⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡯⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⡜⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡯⠀⠀⢀⣼⡷⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⡏⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠾⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⠀⣠⣾⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠾⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡔⢿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣦⣦⣦⣦⣦⣦⣝⠻⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣭⣄⣄⣠⣠⣤⣦⣝⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢄⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⠄ ⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠙⠛⠪⠩⠩⠩⠩⠉⠈⠈⠈⠁⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠙⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀posted by scruss at 5:37 PM on October 22, 2017 [15 favorites]
INTERNATIONAL CALTROPS DAY? WHO KNEW!
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 5:56 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 5:56 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
> YOU CAN BUY A DAMN P90 KEYCAP FOR YOUR PUBG GAMES OR AN INJECTION MOLDED PLASTIC SKULL FOR YOUR ESC BUT NOT THE ESSENTIAL CRUISE CONTROL KEYCAP I NEED
THAT ONE YOU LINKED IS KIND OF AN UGLY SHAPE.
IT'S NOT EXACTLY "CRUISE CONTROL", BUT THERE'S A GOOD "BULLHORN" DESIGN ON DSA AND SA PROFILE KEYS IN AN ONGOING GROUP BUY.
posted by Phssthpok at 6:07 PM on October 22, 2017
THAT ONE YOU LINKED IS KIND OF AN UGLY SHAPE.
IT'S NOT EXACTLY "CRUISE CONTROL", BUT THERE'S A GOOD "BULLHORN" DESIGN ON DSA AND SA PROFILE KEYS IN AN ONGOING GROUP BUY.
posted by Phssthpok at 6:07 PM on October 22, 2017
HI I'M HERE IS THE PARTY STILL GOING OR IS IT TOO LATE
SO ANYWAY
TODAY I TAUGHT SEX ED TO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS AND IT WAS RAD
I MEAN I DIDN'T SAY "RAD" BECAUSE THE KIDS WOULD LAUGH AT ME
BUT IT WAS RAD
THESE KIDS WERE ALL "LOVE IS LOVE, PEOPLE WHO HAVE TROUBLE WITH GAY PEOPLE DATING ARE MESSED UP." AND I FELT MY GRINCHY HEART GROW A SIZE BIGGER
I LIKE THIS GENERATION, GUYS, THEY'RE NOT PERFECT BUT THERE'S HOPE
ANYWAY, I'M DRINKING A DECENT SHIRAZ RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PRETTY RAD TOO
SO HAVE A GOOD ONE AND LOCK YOUR CAPS SAFELY AND RESPONSIBLY
posted by emjaybee at 6:20 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
SO ANYWAY
TODAY I TAUGHT SEX ED TO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS AND IT WAS RAD
I MEAN I DIDN'T SAY "RAD" BECAUSE THE KIDS WOULD LAUGH AT ME
BUT IT WAS RAD
THESE KIDS WERE ALL "LOVE IS LOVE, PEOPLE WHO HAVE TROUBLE WITH GAY PEOPLE DATING ARE MESSED UP." AND I FELT MY GRINCHY HEART GROW A SIZE BIGGER
I LIKE THIS GENERATION, GUYS, THEY'RE NOT PERFECT BUT THERE'S HOPE
ANYWAY, I'M DRINKING A DECENT SHIRAZ RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PRETTY RAD TOO
SO HAVE A GOOD ONE AND LOCK YOUR CAPS SAFELY AND RESPONSIBLY
posted by emjaybee at 6:20 PM on October 22, 2017 [5 favorites]
IF ONE DAY YOU HAPPEN TO WAKE UP
AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EXISTENTIAL QUANDARY
FULL OF LOATHING AND SELF-DOUBT
AND WRACKED WITH THE PAIN AND ISOLATION OF YOUR PITIFUL MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE
AT LEAST YOU CAN TAKE A SMALL BIT OF COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN THIS CRAZY MIXED-UP UNIVERSE OF OURS
THERE'S STILL A LITTLE PLACE CALLED
ALBUQUERQUE
posted by AbnerRavenwood at 6:22 PM on October 22, 2017
AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EXISTENTIAL QUANDARY
FULL OF LOATHING AND SELF-DOUBT
AND WRACKED WITH THE PAIN AND ISOLATION OF YOUR PITIFUL MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE
AT LEAST YOU CAN TAKE A SMALL BIT OF COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN THIS CRAZY MIXED-UP UNIVERSE OF OURS
THERE'S STILL A LITTLE PLACE CALLED
ALBUQUERQUE
posted by AbnerRavenwood at 6:22 PM on October 22, 2017
SING ALONG WITH ME...
SALMON CHANTED EVENING
YOU MAY METER STRANGER...
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:29 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
SALMON CHANTED EVENING
YOU MAY METER STRANGER...
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:29 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
BLUE MOON
YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:37 PM on October 22, 2017
YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:37 PM on October 22, 2017
THANKS INTERNET ARCHIVE FOR PRESERVING THIS TREASURE HTTPS://WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG/web/20120303205441/HTTP://CAPSLOCKDAY.COM
posted by Edible Energy at 6:49 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by Edible Energy at 6:49 PM on October 22, 2017
I ALWAYS WANT TO TELL YOU TO SING "INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY" TO THE TUNE OF THE "INTERNATIONAL PIZZA HOUSE" COMMERCIAL BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT MY EX MADE UP THAT SONG ABOUT A PIZZA SHOP IN PHILADELPHIA AND NONE OF YOU HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD IT
INTERNATIONAL PIZZA HOUSE
YOU CAN HIDE IN THERE LIKE A MOUSE
posted by moonmilk at 7:01 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
INTERNATIONAL PIZZA HOUSE
YOU CAN HIDE IN THERE LIKE A MOUSE
posted by moonmilk at 7:01 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
WE ARE TAKING CAP LOCKS DAY BACK AND NO LONGER AFRAID TO WISH SOMEBODY HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY NOT HAPPY PARTICULAR CAPITALIZATION OF SOME SORT DAY.
posted by klarck at 7:18 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by klarck at 7:18 PM on October 22, 2017
I AM STILL UNCLEAR AS TO WHAT A CROCKETY BLOAT IS
COULD ONE OF OUR LIBRARIANS PLEASE LOOK IT UP IN THE OED FOR ME
posted by Soliloquy at 8:05 PM on October 22, 2017
COULD ONE OF OUR LIBRARIANS PLEASE LOOK IT UP IN THE OED FOR ME
posted by Soliloquy at 8:05 PM on October 22, 2017
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO JUST YELLLLLLLLL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZ!
posted by Jubey at 8:12 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by Jubey at 8:12 PM on October 22, 2017
"DON'T TECHNO FOR AN ANSWER" IS BOTH GOOD ADVICE AND SOMETHING FUNNY I REMEMBER SEEING ON CAKEWRECKS.
posted by Paid In Full at 8:18 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by Paid In Full at 8:18 PM on October 22, 2017
YOU ARE MISTAKEN SHOVING IS THE ANSWER
posted by loquacious at 8:28 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 8:28 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
well that was fun
posted by Navelgazer at 9:10 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Navelgazer at 9:10 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
well that was fun
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS" HERE ON THE WEST COAST WE'VE GOT TWO HOURS AND FORTY-SIX MORE MINUTES OF LOCKED CAPS!!!
posted by kenko at 9:14 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS" HERE ON THE WEST COAST WE'VE GOT TWO HOURS AND FORTY-SIX MORE MINUTES OF LOCKED CAPS!!!
posted by kenko at 9:14 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
DO PEOPLE STILL SAY THAT THINGS ARE OR THAT THEY HAVE THINGS "ON LOCK"?
posted by kenko at 9:14 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by kenko at 9:14 PM on October 22, 2017
I BE TO CAPS LIKE KEY BE TO LOCK
posted by loquacious at 9:16 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 9:16 PM on October 22, 2017 [2 favorites]
I BE TO CAPS LIKE KEY BE TO LOCK
THERE IS A PARTICULAR CAPS WHICH YOU ARE UNIQUELY SUITED TO ENTER AND ROTATE IN?
posted by kenko at 9:18 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
THERE IS A PARTICULAR CAPS WHICH YOU ARE UNIQUELY SUITED TO ENTER AND ROTATE IN?
posted by kenko at 9:18 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
O MAN I ALMOST MISSED THIS BITCHIN DAY THIS YEAR. GOOD THING IM WORKING ON A PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW BECAUSE I AND THE CLASS WILL BE CELEBRATING ALL OVER AGAIN.
posted by Foam Pants at 10:31 PM on October 22, 2017
posted by Foam Pants at 10:31 PM on October 22, 2017
THERE IS A PARTICULAR CAPS WHICH YOU ARE UNIQUELY SUITED TO ENTER AND ROTATE IN?
PHRASING?
posted by loquacious at 11:28 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
PHRASING?
posted by loquacious at 11:28 PM on October 22, 2017 [1 favorite]
Damn. I missed this due to weekends. Reading all your comments has greatly amused me though, so thanks for that. It feels like having to work Christmas and getting leftovers for tea on the 26th, but it's still good.
posted by trif at 8:42 AM on October 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by trif at 8:42 AM on October 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
*rubs temples*
Sooo...this is what an all-caps hangover feels like.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:33 PM on October 23, 2017 [3 favorites]
Sooo...this is what an all-caps hangover feels like.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:33 PM on October 23, 2017 [3 favorites]
*files "ALL CAPS user interface" under "April Fool's ideas to send to cortex"*
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:19 PM on October 24, 2017
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:19 PM on October 24, 2017
BEST KIND OF STUPID!!
posted by jessamyn at 9:36 AM on November 1, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn at 9:36 AM on November 1, 2017 [1 favorite]
DOES ANYONE READ THE COMMENTS DOWN HERE
posted by not_on_display at 6:10 PM on November 20, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by not_on_display at 6:10 PM on November 20, 2017 [3 favorites]
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HOLD DOWN YOUR SHIFT KEY AND SING THE BLUES
posted by The Whelk at 8:34 AM on October 22, 2017 [6 favorites]