Tiroler Zungenpritschler

March 9, 2019 6:23 PM

A Gaudi muaß sein (ORF, 1982)

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posted by Freelance Demiurge (18 comments total)

Wann ist das Nope am größten? Das ist das größte Nope.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 6:38 PM on March 9, 2019 [4 favorites]

I'm recalling that the original name of the Bloom County rock band finally known as Billy and the Boingers was "Deathtöngue" (changed after running afoul of a congressional committee on rock music)
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:53 PM on March 9, 2019 [2 favorites]

Mien gott!
posted by clavdivs at 8:01 PM on March 9, 2019

This exists just to make Jožin z bažin seem like a good idea.
posted by scruss at 8:03 PM on March 9, 2019 [1 favorite]

Two thousand four hundred and seventy eight Zero days since I last had Jožin z bažin stuck in my head
posted by moonmilk at 8:14 PM on March 9, 2019 [2 favorites]

They need to do a meetup with those cute Hungarian women, waving hankies! They could chew some serious fat! Der hübsche Tyrolische uniformen, und die Hungarische kleide, zusammen wafen, auch mit Morrocische zungen singen, dan werden wir ein, "ohre sparkle party"2 haben. I can not unsee this. Is this how they brush their teeth in the Tyrol? I thought so.
posted by Oyéah at 12:56 AM on March 10, 2019

Scene from an unreleased Mel Brooks' movie.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:08 AM on March 10, 2019 [2 favorites]

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posted by Lanark at 3:34 AM on March 10, 2019

Added to the YouTube playlist that I make friends watch when we smoke weed. Thanks!
posted by escape from the potato planet at 5:01 AM on March 10, 2019 [1 favorite]

This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright humanitarian grounds.
posted by hat_eater at 5:13 AM on March 10, 2019 [3 favorites]

Oh sorry Lanark, I only now realised you're from the UK and Channel 4 wants you to pay for, uh, indulging your exotic taste.
posted by hat_eater at 5:17 AM on March 10, 2019

Some only can only zungenpritsch* side-to-side while ohers can only do it back-to-front. Mesmerizing. Didn't I hear somewhere that this difference was genetic?

Oh...

* I guess the verb of Zungenpritschler is zungenpritschen, not zungenpritschlern. Thus:
Ich zungenpritsche
Du zungenpritschst
Er/sie/es zungenpritscht
Wir zungenpritschen
Ihr zungenpritscht
Sie zungenpritschen

Wie wäre es, wenn du ein wenig für mich zungenpritschtest? (at some juncture, it begins to need a nsfw tag, I guess, not entirely unlike when quoting historical treatises about how to play the flute.)
posted by Namlit at 8:21 AM on March 10, 2019 [1 favorite]

The next video youtube gives me is...quite something.

The zungenpritschler doesn‘t seem so bad to me, I mean, I understand people‘s minds go somewhere sexual when they see the tongue movement. But I like that this is not what it‘s about.
posted by Omnomnom at 9:01 AM on March 10, 2019

Also, this appears to be a musical joke for the sketch show, so, you know.
posted by Omnomnom at 9:05 AM on March 10, 2019 [1 favorite]

Was that "Podmoskovnya vechera"?
posted by Capybara at 2:04 PM on March 10, 2019

Rolls right off the tongue, this little ditty.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:14 PM on March 10, 2019

leave it to the Germans to take a funny idea and take it to 100% creepy.
posted by es_de_bah at 5:16 PM on March 10, 2019

This would fit right in as the lost Austrian post scriptum ditty to Marina Abramovic’s Balkan Erotic Epic.
posted by progosk at 5:41 PM on March 10, 2019 [1 favorite]