Bee-Lieve it Or Not
March 17, 2019 8:28 AM Subscribe
Have they looked around for jars of Ls and Rs?
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:40 AM on March 17, 2019 [6 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:40 AM on March 17, 2019 [6 favorites]
sweet memes are made of bees
posted by logicpunk at 9:04 AM on March 17, 2019 [32 favorites]
posted by logicpunk at 9:04 AM on March 17, 2019 [32 favorites]
I’m not gonna read the thread BUT DID THEY FIND THE BEE MAN?!
posted by Grandysaur at 9:20 AM on March 17, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by Grandysaur at 9:20 AM on March 17, 2019 [3 favorites]
I mean like, honestly. If they don’t find the guy, what do you do??
Leave them to die in the jar?
Let them go and risk that they are experimental bees with a zombie-making virus in their stingers and the whole nefarious thing is a plot and you’re falling right into it and helping to destroy the human race?
Call animal control?
I’m sure glad this isn’t my problem.
posted by greermahoney at 10:07 AM on March 17, 2019 [9 favorites]
Leave them to die in the jar?
Let them go and risk that they are experimental bees with a zombie-making virus in their stingers and the whole nefarious thing is a plot and you’re falling right into it and helping to destroy the human race?
Call animal control?
I’m sure glad this isn’t my problem.
posted by greermahoney at 10:07 AM on March 17, 2019 [9 favorites]
The lack of a picture is making me a trifle cynical about the original incident, but the response poetry is amusing!
posted by tavella at 10:14 AM on March 17, 2019
posted by tavella at 10:14 AM on March 17, 2019
Wax or the Discovery of Bees Among the Books
posted by doctornemo at 10:52 AM on March 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by doctornemo at 10:52 AM on March 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
I KNEW THEY WERE GENETICALLY ALTERED BEES!! I CALLED IT!!
(Ok, they weren’t zombeez, but still. I was damn close. Coffbeez.)
posted by greermahoney at 4:04 PM on March 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
(Ok, they weren’t zombeez, but still. I was damn close. Coffbeez.)
posted by greermahoney at 4:04 PM on March 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
All in all, I give it a B+.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:33 PM on March 17, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:33 PM on March 17, 2019 [2 favorites]
I mean like, honestly. If they don’t find the guy, what do you do??
Post an AskMe to query the hivemind?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:22 PM on March 17, 2019 [7 favorites]
Post an AskMe to query the hivemind?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:22 PM on March 17, 2019 [7 favorites]
A beequest! Or BeeQuest. Either one...
posted by mollymillions at 7:59 PM on March 17, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by mollymillions at 7:59 PM on March 17, 2019 [3 favorites]
I have a conundrum: If you leave it behind, rather than it being left after you, is it properly a bequest?
posted by "mad dan" eccles at 8:08 AM on March 18, 2019
posted by "mad dan" eccles at 8:08 AM on March 18, 2019
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posted by betweenthebars at 8:34 AM on March 17, 2019 [4 favorites]