Happy birthday, Metafilter!
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Cat-Scan.com is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their scanners, or why.
I do.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 11:19 AM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 11:19 AM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
we all do.
posted by Sauce Trough at 11:22 AM on July 14, 2019 [17 favorites]
posted by Sauce Trough at 11:22 AM on July 14, 2019 [17 favorites]
Oh, and while posting:
One of the links you entered was found in 22 previous threads. ... Please make sure it's not a duplicate of something posted before.
posted by Melismata at 11:23 AM on July 14, 2019 [96 favorites]
One of the links you entered was found in 22 previous threads. ... Please make sure it's not a duplicate of something posted before.
posted by Melismata at 11:23 AM on July 14, 2019 [96 favorites]
Thinking about a 40 year anniversary is just as crazy as the 20 year one seems.
MetaversaryFilter is very meta.
Cat-a-gorically good!
posted by mightshould at 11:27 AM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
MetaversaryFilter is very meta.
Cat-a-gorically good!
posted by mightshould at 11:27 AM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
Zippity bop!
posted by biogeo at 11:27 AM on July 14, 2019 [11 favorites]
posted by biogeo at 11:27 AM on July 14, 2019 [11 favorites]
we all post down here
posted by benzenedream at 11:35 AM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
posted by benzenedream at 11:35 AM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
Metafilter: It’s posts all the way down.
posted by darkstar at 11:39 AM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
posted by darkstar at 11:39 AM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
Anyone seen my bike?
posted by clavdivs at 11:42 AM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by clavdivs at 11:42 AM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Metafilter!
posted by lapolla at 11:44 AM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by lapolla at 11:44 AM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
Is this something I would have to own a scanner to understand?
posted by DiscourseMarker at 11:55 AM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
posted by DiscourseMarker at 11:55 AM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
Alas, poor Yorvit
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This will not wendell.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:59 AM on July 14, 2019 [48 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:59 AM on July 14, 2019 [48 favorites]
Hope me.
posted by Thorzdad at 12:04 PM on July 14, 2019 [11 favorites]
posted by Thorzdad at 12:04 PM on July 14, 2019 [11 favorites]
happy b-d em-ef!
posted by mosk at 12:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by mosk at 12:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
What's that in scaramuccis?
posted by j_curiouser at 12:12 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
posted by j_curiouser at 12:12 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
Every year we get a crockety bloat! Or is that something else?
posted by Sing Or Swim at 12:16 PM on July 14, 2019 [7 favorites]
posted by Sing Or Swim at 12:16 PM on July 14, 2019 [7 favorites]
$20, same as in town
posted by a humble nudibranch at 12:21 PM on July 14, 2019 [18 favorites]
posted by a humble nudibranch at 12:21 PM on July 14, 2019 [18 favorites]
What is all this? I was just looking for a used car.
posted by Devils Rancher at 12:24 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by Devils Rancher at 12:24 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
Happy bday to each and every one of us.
posted by signal at 12:25 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
posted by signal at 12:25 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
MetaFilter: the Plastic it's OK to like
posted by octothorpe at 12:31 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
posted by octothorpe at 12:31 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:32 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by humboldt32 at 12:32 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
Remember WE'VE GOT CAMERAS?
Remember portabella mushrooms?
Remember the day the inline images went away?
At least the scanned cats always come back every year.
posted by of strange foe at 12:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
Remember portabella mushrooms?
Remember the day the inline images went away?
At least the scanned cats always come back every year.
posted by of strange foe at 12:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
whoops - i did that wrong didn't i?
posted by pyramid termite at 12:42 PM on July 14, 2019 [7 favorites]
posted by pyramid termite at 12:42 PM on July 14, 2019 [7 favorites]
Don't forget to leave a glass of wine on the table for Paphnuty
posted by tzikeh at 1:01 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by tzikeh at 1:01 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
Happy 20th Birthday, MetaFilter!
TODD LOKKEN
posted by briank at 1:04 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
TODD LOKKEN
posted by briank at 1:04 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
Remember when 9622 was an inconceivably long thread?
posted by kaibutsu at 1:08 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by kaibutsu at 1:08 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
Omg! Happy birthday to this eclectic, eccentric, ever-evolving place!
posted by ChrisR at 1:10 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by ChrisR at 1:10 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
It's in-jokes all the way down.
posted by ChrisR at 1:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
posted by ChrisR at 1:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
Metafilter: It's in-jokes all the way down.
posted by Zedcaster at 1:14 PM on July 14, 2019 [31 favorites]
posted by Zedcaster at 1:14 PM on July 14, 2019 [31 favorites]
Please accept this plate of celebratory beans.
posted by shiny blue object at 1:22 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
posted by shiny blue object at 1:22 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
This is why we can have nice things.
posted by Doktor Zed at 1:28 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
posted by Doktor Zed at 1:28 PM on July 14, 2019 [8 favorites]
Herein lie 8 images pertaining to Metafilter that I've collected over the years! Happy birthday to us!
posted by Lynsey at 1:35 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
posted by Lynsey at 1:35 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
I am affirming that this occasion has transpired.
posted by jsnlxndrlv at 1:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by jsnlxndrlv at 1:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
IS IT CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN ALREADY?
posted by sexyrobot at 1:47 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by sexyrobot at 1:47 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
You're all extra cute today (♥ω♥ ) ~♪
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:19 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:19 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
I, for one, welcome our new flat cat overlords.
posted by Gray Duck at 2:50 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by Gray Duck at 2:50 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
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That is the worst date format I've ever encountered.
posted by dmd at 2:56 PM on July 14, 2019 [19 favorites]
That is the worst date format I've ever encountered.
posted by dmd at 2:56 PM on July 14, 2019 [19 favorites]
happy 20th birthday to this crazy amazing place and all the wonderful people therein.
posted by Old Kentucky Shark at 3:40 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by Old Kentucky Shark at 3:40 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
The Cat Scan: what's old is mew again?
posted by Making You Bored For Science at 3:47 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
posted by Making You Bored For Science at 3:47 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
something, something, pancakes....
posted by photoslob at 3:48 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by photoslob at 3:48 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
AM I TOO EARLY HI SEXYROBOT
posted by billiebee at 3:59 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by billiebee at 3:59 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir'd up in the Roman Empire, which increas'd to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv'd in the Disorders of a long and cruel War: And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Lord of Burgovia, of the Higher and Lower Lusace, of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on one side; and the most Serene, and the most Puissant Prince, Lewis the Thirteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side. And after their Decease, between the most Serene and Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Third, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburg, of the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Burgovia, the Higher and Lower Lusace, Lord of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on the one side; and the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Lewis the Fourteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side: from whence ensu'd great Effusion of Christian Blood, and the Desolation of several Provinces.
posted by chavenet at 4:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
posted by chavenet at 4:11 PM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
Happy birthday!!!
posted by JoeXIII007 at 4:14 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by JoeXIII007 at 4:14 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
[this is good]
posted by 1970s Antihero at 4:16 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by 1970s Antihero at 4:16 PM on July 14, 2019 [5 favorites]
Silenced all my life.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 4:24 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 4:24 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]
emacs sucks everybody use vi
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 4:40 PM on July 14, 2019 [14 favorites]
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 4:40 PM on July 14, 2019 [14 favorites]
Oh man, remember that thread on couples' languages from the other day? There are SO MANY lines in these comments that I want to use in my everyday life but cannot ("this will wendell" passes through my mind on at least a weekly basis).
Anyway, I know more about MetaFilter in-jokes than you can possibly imagine. Cheers to another 20 years of the cabal. Todd Lokken.
posted by youarenothere at 4:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
Anyway, I know more about MetaFilter in-jokes than you can possibly imagine. Cheers to another 20 years of the cabal. Todd Lokken.
posted by youarenothere at 4:41 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
oh my god emacs vs vi drama never thought i would miss you
posted by youarenothere at 4:43 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
posted by youarenothere at 4:43 PM on July 14, 2019 [9 favorites]
Still no used car.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:55 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:55 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
This Is Just To Say
I have taken
the poem option
that was just
sitting there
and which
you were probably
saving
for lols
Forgive me
it was easy
so simple
and so fun
posted by yes I said yes I will Yes at 5:05 PM on July 14, 2019 [29 favorites]
I have taken
the poem option
that was just
sitting there
and which
you were probably
saving
for lols
Forgive me
it was easy
so simple
and so fun
posted by yes I said yes I will Yes at 5:05 PM on July 14, 2019 [29 favorites]
Here's a fun question; how many days since the original post have NOT had a some-way cat-related post?
Anyway I love this place and I think it will never reach a higher point than the Ask about surreptitiously disposing of absurd quantities of cheese so happy birthday to the Blue.
posted by emjaybee at 5:50 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
Anyway I love this place and I think it will never reach a higher point than the Ask about surreptitiously disposing of absurd quantities of cheese so happy birthday to the Blue.
posted by emjaybee at 5:50 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
Thankfully my car lets me bring scanned cats along and organize them.
posted by tilde at 6:29 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by tilde at 6:29 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
MetaFilter: surreptitiously disposing of absurd quantities of cheese
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:44 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:44 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
One more year and MeFi will be old enough to drink!
posted by Sublimity at 7:20 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Sublimity at 7:20 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
MeFi’s already old enough to drink here!
posted by sacchan at 7:54 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by sacchan at 7:54 PM on July 14, 2019 [3 favorites]
MetaFilter:
posted by does anyone read the posts down here? at 8:01 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
posted by does anyone read the posts down here? at 8:01 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
Best five bucks I've ever spent.
posted by oneironaut at 8:49 PM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
posted by oneironaut at 8:49 PM on July 14, 2019 [10 favorites]
Welp.
posted by Jairus at 9:21 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Jairus at 9:21 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]
Free bananas in the kitchen!!!
posted by Pyrogenesis at 10:06 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Pyrogenesis at 10:06 PM on July 14, 2019 [2 favorites]
The sky above the port had the color of MetaTalk, open to a deleted post.
posted by mbrubeck at 10:15 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
posted by mbrubeck at 10:15 PM on July 14, 2019 [12 favorites]
The very first time I saw the post that inspired this, I thought it read "Scat Can." I am so grateful I was incorrect.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:48 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:48 PM on July 14, 2019 [6 favorites]
Can’t believe the cabal has let this go on for twenty years already.
posted by stopgap at 12:49 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by stopgap at 12:49 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
Late to the party, as usual.
*grabs the messy bits of leftover cake*
posted by Too-Ticky at 1:38 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
*grabs the messy bits of leftover cake*
posted by Too-Ticky at 1:38 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
But I don't want to be exposed to anus!
posted by Cocodrillo at 2:39 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Cocodrillo at 2:39 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
Taters.
posted by newpotato at 3:28 AM on July 15, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by newpotato at 3:28 AM on July 15, 2019 [4 favorites]
Taters.
posted by newpotato
eponysterical
posted by billiebee at 3:47 AM on July 15, 2019 [8 favorites]
posted by newpotato
eponysterical
posted by billiebee at 3:47 AM on July 15, 2019 [8 favorites]
I have serious and unironic nostalgia about the days of Yet Another Post About Weblogs. Please send help.
posted by Eleven at 6:55 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by Eleven at 6:55 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
Happy birthday!
posted by davros42 at 7:24 AM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by davros42 at 7:24 AM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
HURF DURF CAT-SCAN.COM EATERS
posted by stefnet at 1:51 PM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by stefnet at 1:51 PM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
Well, I was thinking it was all over, because biogeo had already delivered my favourite birthday line, but in fact he only said Zippity Bop!, which leaves it to me to say...
posted by penguin pie at 4:13 PM on July 15, 2019
posted by penguin pie at 4:13 PM on July 15, 2019
ZIPPITY BOP!
posted by penguin pie at 4:13 PM on July 15, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by penguin pie at 4:13 PM on July 15, 2019 [4 favorites]
Now THAT'S how you kill the fun with in-joke pedantry. Happy birthday all! (Sorry biogeo, HB to you too!)
posted by penguin pie at 4:14 PM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by penguin pie at 4:14 PM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]
there is no cabal
and do not mention taters
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:38 PM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
and do not mention taters
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:38 PM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]
Happy birthday and best wishes from the cabal.
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Sorry to miss the beginning of this thread. I was in the forest looking for portabella mushrooms. You can't get them in the grocery store because the checker has never heard of them.
posted by Cranberry at 1:12 AM on July 17, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by Cranberry at 1:12 AM on July 17, 2019 [4 favorites]
Can it eat this? I already ate this...
....3 day old birthday cake
posted by devonia at 6:54 AM on July 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
....3 day old birthday cake
posted by devonia at 6:54 AM on July 17, 2019 [1 favorite]
I will go slightly less old school and say: Penis Beaker.
posted by Chrysostom at 3:19 PM on July 17, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by Chrysostom at 3:19 PM on July 17, 2019 [4 favorites]
OK show of hands: Who here actually thought this would last 20 years? (I didn't, but am happy to be continually pleasantly surprised!)
posted by caution live frogs at 11:19 AM on July 18, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by caution live frogs at 11:19 AM on July 18, 2019 [2 favorites]
First!
posted by billiebee at 12:12 PM on July 20, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by billiebee at 12:12 PM on July 20, 2019 [2 favorites]
Surely this...
posted by Revvy at 6:57 AM on July 26, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Revvy at 6:57 AM on July 26, 2019 [1 favorite]
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