Crop Is On! I Sop Corn!

February 24, 2020 2:21 PM

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posted by lalochezia (23 comments total)

This is getting weird.



I love it! :)
posted by filthy light thief at 2:33 PM on February 24, 2020 [4 favorites]

I made a valiant effort to find video of someone named Ian using the chairmaker's tool known as a scorp, but to no avail.

I did find at least 3 attorneys named Ian explaining the pros and cons of S-Corps, though.
posted by jedicus at 2:34 PM on February 24, 2020 [3 favorites]

It's no trebuchet, but it will do
posted by the man of twists and turns at 2:39 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

Coors nip, a croon sip, Crisp? O-no!
posted by the man of twists and turns at 2:49 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

The worldwide electron shortage is bound to adversely impact ion crops
posted by phooky at 2:49 PM on February 24, 2020 [3 favorites]

Spoor, inc
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:57 PM on February 24, 2020 [3 favorites]

Pro Scion
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:04 PM on February 24, 2020

[scowls over reading glasses]

How about you kids go play outside?


This will Wendell
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:04 PM on February 24, 2020 [6 favorites]

C.R. Poison
posted by Mchelly at 3:06 PM on February 24, 2020

crisp Ono
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:25 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

Pi Croons?
We are less than 3 weeks away from Pi Day (3/14)...
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:26 PM on February 24, 2020

Spoon Ric
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:31 PM on February 24, 2020

crisp Ono

Please. No,
Crisp Ono
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:46 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

Sion Corp
posted by Iris Gambol at 4:06 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

Soni crop
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:09 PM on February 24, 2020

Oops just realized I did it wrong. RC Poison
posted by Mchelly at 4:10 PM on February 24, 2020

Scorin' op
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:40 PM on February 24, 2020

Sip on, Orc
posted by Mchelly at 4:57 PM on February 24, 2020 [4 favorites]

Porcinos
posted by Iris Gambol at 5:18 PM on February 24, 2020 [3 favorites]

this page purports to debunk casual poi scorn.
posted by 20 year lurk at 5:21 PM on February 24, 2020 [3 favorites]

SCOI porn (completely SFW)
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:40 PM on February 24, 2020

Also Poi scorn
posted by Mchelly at 8:55 PM on February 24, 2020 [1 favorite]

How about a Sonic ProNon-Invasive Ultrasonic Flowmeter?
posted by crazy_yeti at 1:01 PM on February 25, 2020