Sometimes egg. Sometimes long egg. Always dog.

March 1, 2020 12:09 PM

he egg. he dog. he created by zamsire one year ago. he star in very short videos. Kind of an anti-Cool 3D World.
boba 🥚 flamingo 🥚 exams 🥚 vacation 🥚 circulation 🥚 diner 🥚 【ｅｇｇｄｏｇ　ｗａｖｅ】 🥚 nightlife 🥚 encounter 🥚 apartment 🥚 meet eggdog (the original) 🥚 meets kiwi 🥝 🥚 courtroom 🥚 finds treasure 🥚 in the clouds 🥚 shopping channel 🥚 express 🥚 sonic the eggdog 🥚 chef 🥚 date night 🥚 kart 🥚 bizarre adventure 🥚 casino 🥚 cruise 🥚 trick or treat 🥚 cavern 🥚 winter wonderland 🥚 fashion show 🥚 crossing 🥚 anniversary

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posted by Going To Maine (11 comments total)

This is eggcellent content.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 12:32 PM on March 1, 2020

Best of the egg.
posted by Fizz at 12:53 PM on March 1, 2020

The kiwi relationship to eggdog is a troubling metaphor because it alternates between being a friend and being a consumable.
posted by CynicalKnight at 1:04 PM on March 1, 2020 [1 favorite]

MetaFilter: alternates between being a friend and being a consumable.
posted by Fizz at 1:12 PM on March 1, 2020 [4 favorites]

IRL
posted by bonobothegreat at 1:15 PM on March 1, 2020 [5 favorites]

this might be the last thing a person will ever see

eggdog
posted by swift at 2:14 PM on March 1, 2020 [1 favorite]

This is a beautiful nightmare and I love it.
posted by darksong at 2:35 PM on March 1, 2020

Dogs are the best. Even, well, eggdogs
posted by Windopaene at 3:09 PM on March 1, 2020 [1 favorite]

Henlo is good eggdog
posted by Windopaene at 3:20 PM on March 1, 2020

they not good eggdogs, but this thread put Angery Bois back in my feed
posted by scruss at 8:14 PM on March 1, 2020

For those who have the eggdog boba song stuck in their head like I do, you can listen to the version used as-is in the video or take a trip to 1983 Brazil and listen to the source material by Marcos Valle.

👋---H---👋🥤
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posted by snortasprocket at 8:07 PM on March 2, 2020 [1 favorite]