Socially distanced haunted house

August 18, 2020 1:45 PM

For all of you missing Halloween's spooky festivities, Kowagarasetai has you covered with a drive-in haunted house, where zombies will (safely!) attack your car for a set time period.

They also offer a screaming casket for all of your screaming casket needs.

posted by bile and syntax (9 comments total)

Or, y’know, put one of the umpteen EVP apps onto your phone and talk with the spirits already in your house 👻
posted by Thorzdad at 1:55 PM on August 18, 2020

Zombies just feel redundant right now.
posted by still_wears_a_hat at 2:10 PM on August 18, 2020 [6 favorites]

Mentioned this to taquito boyfriend without explaining it very well & he thought it was a socially distanced haunted house that you went into & when you came back out a group of zombies was attacking your car, so I'm gonna be laughing about that for a while
posted by taquito sunrise at 2:11 PM on August 18, 2020 [4 favorites]

Zombies just feel redundant right now.
Yeah, just have a bunch of unmasked people start approaching your car, and there's your terror!
posted by dannyboybell at 4:03 PM on August 18, 2020 [1 favorite]

MOP Gear Zombie.
posted by clavdivs at 5:18 PM on August 18, 2020

Put them in some MAGA hats and it seems the same.
posted by amanda at 5:45 PM on August 18, 2020

Put them in some MAGA hats and it seems the same.

Haunted houses are supposed to be fun.
posted by bile and syntax at 7:13 AM on August 19, 2020

AKA, first day of college for a foreign exchange student.
posted by lextex at 10:02 AM on August 19, 2020

I really want to host this.
posted by doctornemo at 10:56 AM on August 19, 2020