I come to bury IAmCarbonatedMilk.com, not to praise it.
August 5, 2002 11:44 AM Subscribe
I come to bury IAmCarbonatedMilk.com, not to praise it. Salon's Heather Cochran muses on reasons behind the demise of some of the 15 million domain names that have been deleted over the past years. DeletedDomains.com lets you search through the graveyard, letting you wonder just what was the thought process behind notrosie.com or sextoyahoy.com.
Heh heh ... I recently allowed a whole set of domains to expire that actually seemed like something I would use one day. Don't ask me what I was thinking with Virtualcarrot.com or Happybot.com :)
posted by bclark at 11:53 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by bclark at 11:53 AM on August 5, 2002
Oh boy oh boy. Where to start?
1 - ugly2001outlet.com (DELETED on 07-22-02)
2 - uglyalyssa.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
3 - uglyangel67.com (on hold since 07-19-02)
4 - uglyassbitch.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
5 - uglyasscars.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
6 - uglyassin.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
7 - uglybaboon.com (on hold since 07-20-02)
8 - uglybattery.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
9 - uglybillboards.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
10 - uglybitchs.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
11 - uglyboats.com (DELETED on 07-10-02)
12 - uglyboobs.com (on hold since 07-02-02)
13 - uglyboyus.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
14 - uglybugball.com (on hold since 08-04-02)
15 - uglycustomer.com (on hold since 07-27-02)
16 - uglydoggy.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
17 - uglyducklingfarm.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
18 - uglydwarf.com (on hold since 07-12-02)
19 - uglyfarts.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
20 - uglyfetus.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
21 - uglyfloor.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
22 - uglygit.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
23 - uglygoddess.com (DELETED on 07-01-02)
24 - uglyhousemusic.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
25 - uglylittleboy.com (on hold since 07-19-02)
26 - uglymoto.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
27 - uglynarcissus.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
28 - uglypeopleonline.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
29 - uglyphil.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
30 - uglypirate.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
31 - uglyplow.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
32 - uglypt.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
33 - uglypuff.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
34 - uglysnake.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
35 - uglyssports.com (DELETED on 06-09-02)
36 - uglytechs.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
37 - uglytrees.com (DELETED on 06-08-02)
38 - uglytwats.com (on hold since 07-09-02)
39 - uglyundies.com (on hold since 07-27-02)
40 - uglyunicorn.com (on hold since 06-20-02)
41 - uglyusarmy.com (DELETED on 06-15-02)
42 - uglyvirgins.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
43 - uglyyellowsign.com (DELETED on 07-09-02)
44 - uglyyellowsigns.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
posted by ColdChef at 11:53 AM on August 5, 2002
1 - ugly2001outlet.com (DELETED on 07-22-02)
2 - uglyalyssa.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
3 - uglyangel67.com (on hold since 07-19-02)
4 - uglyassbitch.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
5 - uglyasscars.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
6 - uglyassin.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
7 - uglybaboon.com (on hold since 07-20-02)
8 - uglybattery.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
9 - uglybillboards.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
10 - uglybitchs.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
11 - uglyboats.com (DELETED on 07-10-02)
12 - uglyboobs.com (on hold since 07-02-02)
13 - uglyboyus.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
14 - uglybugball.com (on hold since 08-04-02)
15 - uglycustomer.com (on hold since 07-27-02)
16 - uglydoggy.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
17 - uglyducklingfarm.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
18 - uglydwarf.com (on hold since 07-12-02)
19 - uglyfarts.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
20 - uglyfetus.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
21 - uglyfloor.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
22 - uglygit.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
23 - uglygoddess.com (DELETED on 07-01-02)
24 - uglyhousemusic.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
25 - uglylittleboy.com (on hold since 07-19-02)
26 - uglymoto.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
27 - uglynarcissus.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
28 - uglypeopleonline.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
29 - uglyphil.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
30 - uglypirate.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
31 - uglyplow.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
32 - uglypt.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
33 - uglypuff.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
34 - uglysnake.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
35 - uglyssports.com (DELETED on 06-09-02)
36 - uglytechs.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
37 - uglytrees.com (DELETED on 06-08-02)
38 - uglytwats.com (on hold since 07-09-02)
39 - uglyundies.com (on hold since 07-27-02)
40 - uglyunicorn.com (on hold since 06-20-02)
41 - uglyusarmy.com (DELETED on 06-15-02)
42 - uglyvirgins.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
43 - uglyyellowsign.com (DELETED on 07-09-02)
44 - uglyyellowsigns.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
posted by ColdChef at 11:53 AM on August 5, 2002
Or maybe:
1 - stupid-banget.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
2 - stupid-blondes.com (DELETED on 07-27-02)
3 - stupid-drivers.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
4 - stupid-ears.com (DELETED on 07-24-02)
5 - stupid-warez.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
6 - stupidandrew.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
7 - stupidasspolls.com (DELETED on 07-06-02)
8 - stupidasswebpage.com (DELETED on 07-23-02)
9 - stupidassworld.com (DELETED on 07-11-02)
10 - stupidathletes.com (on hold since 06-23-02)
11 - stupidbaby.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
12 - stupidbet.com (DELETED on 07-14-02)
13 - stupidboringjob.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
14 - stupidbrainhosting.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
15 - stupidbrowsertricks.com (DELETED on 07-11-02)
16 - stupidcelebsunited.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
17 - stupidcensorship.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
18 - stupidcops.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
19 - stupidcrap182.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
20 - stupiddate.com (DELETED on 06-18-02)
21 - stupiddiets.com (DELETED on 06-19-02)
22 - stupiddotcomname.com (on hold since 07-20-02)
23 - stupiddude.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
24 - stupidfreaks.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
25 - stupidgraham.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
26 - stupidho.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
27 - stupidhostingcompany.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
28 - stupidityinc.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
29 - stupidityjunction.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
30 - stupiditypays.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
31 - stupidjesus.com (DELETED on 07-02-02)
32 - stupidjew.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
33 - stupidjournalist.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
34 - stupidkrap.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
35 - stupidlikeafox.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
36 - stupidlittleplastichorses.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
37 - stupidmoney4u.com (on hold since 08-02-02)
38 - stupidmonkies.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
39 - stupidoo.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
40 - stupidopinions.com (on hold since 07-31-02)
41 - stupidos.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
42 - stupidparty.com (DELETED on 06-19-02)
43 - stupidpatrol.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
44 - stupidpeoplereallysuck.com (DELETED on 06-30-02)
45 - stupidpersons.com (DELETED on 06-18-02)
46 - stupidravers.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
47 - stupidshitheads.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
48 - stupidshoes.com (on hold since 07-25-02)
49 - stupidsiteforjerks.com (on hold since 07-14-02)
50 - stupidsmokers.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
51 - stupidstoners.com (DELETED on 07-01-02)
52 - stupidstory.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
53 - stupidsucks.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
54 - stupidswish.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
55 - stupidtees.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
56 - stupidtheories.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
57 - stupidtimes.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
58 - stupidtruth.com (on hold since 07-05-02)
59 - stupidunlimited.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
60 - stupidwebpages.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
61 - stupidzine.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
Hmmm. Stupidsiteforjerks.com. Now, why didn't that one take off?
posted by ColdChef at 11:55 AM on August 5, 2002
1 - stupid-banget.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
2 - stupid-blondes.com (DELETED on 07-27-02)
3 - stupid-drivers.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
4 - stupid-ears.com (DELETED on 07-24-02)
5 - stupid-warez.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
6 - stupidandrew.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
7 - stupidasspolls.com (DELETED on 07-06-02)
8 - stupidasswebpage.com (DELETED on 07-23-02)
9 - stupidassworld.com (DELETED on 07-11-02)
10 - stupidathletes.com (on hold since 06-23-02)
11 - stupidbaby.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
12 - stupidbet.com (DELETED on 07-14-02)
13 - stupidboringjob.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
14 - stupidbrainhosting.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
15 - stupidbrowsertricks.com (DELETED on 07-11-02)
16 - stupidcelebsunited.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
17 - stupidcensorship.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
18 - stupidcops.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
19 - stupidcrap182.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
20 - stupiddate.com (DELETED on 06-18-02)
21 - stupiddiets.com (DELETED on 06-19-02)
22 - stupiddotcomname.com (on hold since 07-20-02)
23 - stupiddude.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
24 - stupidfreaks.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
25 - stupidgraham.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
26 - stupidho.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
27 - stupidhostingcompany.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
28 - stupidityinc.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
29 - stupidityjunction.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
30 - stupiditypays.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
31 - stupidjesus.com (DELETED on 07-02-02)
32 - stupidjew.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
33 - stupidjournalist.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
34 - stupidkrap.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
35 - stupidlikeafox.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
36 - stupidlittleplastichorses.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
37 - stupidmoney4u.com (on hold since 08-02-02)
38 - stupidmonkies.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
39 - stupidoo.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
40 - stupidopinions.com (on hold since 07-31-02)
41 - stupidos.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
42 - stupidparty.com (DELETED on 06-19-02)
43 - stupidpatrol.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
44 - stupidpeoplereallysuck.com (DELETED on 06-30-02)
45 - stupidpersons.com (DELETED on 06-18-02)
46 - stupidravers.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
47 - stupidshitheads.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
48 - stupidshoes.com (on hold since 07-25-02)
49 - stupidsiteforjerks.com (on hold since 07-14-02)
50 - stupidsmokers.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
51 - stupidstoners.com (DELETED on 07-01-02)
52 - stupidstory.com (DELETED on 06-21-02)
53 - stupidsucks.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
54 - stupidswish.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
55 - stupidtees.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
56 - stupidtheories.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
57 - stupidtimes.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
58 - stupidtruth.com (on hold since 07-05-02)
59 - stupidunlimited.com (DELETED on 07-18-02)
60 - stupidwebpages.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
61 - stupidzine.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
Hmmm. Stupidsiteforjerks.com. Now, why didn't that one take off?
posted by ColdChef at 11:55 AM on August 5, 2002
What a great article. I also think its wonderful that IHateAndrewSalkeldTheFatUglyGreasyStarTrekLovingWanker.com is finally available again.
So how come [myname].com is still never available, but will be happily sold to me? When will the people who spent bunches of money registering every common (and some uncommon) name in the English language cut their losses and let the names expire?
posted by yhbc at 11:59 AM on August 5, 2002
So how come [myname].com is still never available, but will be happily sold to me? When will the people who spent bunches of money registering every common (and some uncommon) name in the English language cut their losses and let the names expire?
posted by yhbc at 11:59 AM on August 5, 2002
"fecalcastingmonkey.com
flyingmonkeypoo.com
poopmonkey.com "
Oh, baby.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:00 PM on August 5, 2002
flyingmonkeypoo.com
poopmonkey.com "
Oh, baby.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:00 PM on August 5, 2002
Hmmmm.
miguelestevescardoso.com (on hold since 07-08-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:00 PM on August 5, 2002
miguelestevescardoso.com (on hold since 07-08-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:00 PM on August 5, 2002
I'm not going to enter them all here, but...taking a page from yhbc above, try searching for pages starting with "Ihate". Truly scary.
posted by ColdChef at 12:02 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by ColdChef at 12:02 PM on August 5, 2002
19 - banginglikeamonkey.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
Aww, yeah.
posted by adampsyche at 12:03 PM on August 5, 2002
Aww, yeah.
posted by adampsyche at 12:03 PM on August 5, 2002
926 names beginning with "Meta", 91 names ending in "Filter".
Matt's sitting on a gold mine here.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:03 PM on August 5, 2002
Matt's sitting on a gold mine here.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:03 PM on August 5, 2002
well, mr_crash, seems like great minds work alike....
posted by adampsyche at 12:04 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 12:04 PM on August 5, 2002
790 - metaphilter.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
Bwahahaa!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:06 PM on August 5, 2002
Bwahahaa!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:06 PM on August 5, 2002
bigblackandstinky.com was freed up on 7/3...
posted by adampsyche at 12:08 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 12:08 PM on August 5, 2002
donkeyschlonge.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
posted by adampsyche at 12:09 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 12:09 PM on August 5, 2002
Well, I now see that my name did in fact become available on June 12. I can now build the vanity site of my dreams! (yeah, right).
posted by yhbc at 12:10 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by yhbc at 12:10 PM on August 5, 2002
495 domains starting with "Thereal" including:
71 - therealcorporation.com (on hold since 03-16-02)
72 - therealcrew.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
73 - therealcwg.com (DELETED on 03-12-02)
74 - therealcyrus.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
75 - therealdabomb.com (DELETED on 03-28-02)
76 - therealdankdiggity.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
77 - therealdaywalker.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:11 PM on August 5, 2002
71 - therealcorporation.com (on hold since 03-16-02)
72 - therealcrew.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
73 - therealcwg.com (DELETED on 03-12-02)
74 - therealcyrus.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
75 - therealdabomb.com (DELETED on 03-28-02)
76 - therealdankdiggity.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
77 - therealdaywalker.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:11 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - metafi.com (DELETED on 03-25-02)
2 - metafiber.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
3 - metafieds.com (DELETED on 03-30-02)
4 - metafier.com (DELETED on 05-26-02)
5 - metafilet.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
6 - metafinal.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
7 - metafinn.com (DELETED on 06-20-02)
8 - metafirms.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
9 - metafirst.com (DELETED on 03-27-02)
10 - metafisicadigitale.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
11 - metafisicasaintgermain.com (DELETED on 04-07-02)
12 - metafisico.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
13 - metafisik.com (DELETED on 08-04-02)
14 - metafisikaonline.com (DELETED on 04-26-02)
15 - metafizyka.com (DELETED on 04-13-02)
What? No MetaFiasco? I dig it.
posted by ColdChef at 12:13 PM on August 5, 2002
2 - metafiber.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
3 - metafieds.com (DELETED on 03-30-02)
4 - metafier.com (DELETED on 05-26-02)
5 - metafilet.com (DELETED on 04-10-02)
6 - metafinal.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
7 - metafinn.com (DELETED on 06-20-02)
8 - metafirms.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
9 - metafirst.com (DELETED on 03-27-02)
10 - metafisicadigitale.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
11 - metafisicasaintgermain.com (DELETED on 04-07-02)
12 - metafisico.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
13 - metafisik.com (DELETED on 08-04-02)
14 - metafisikaonline.com (DELETED on 04-26-02)
15 - metafizyka.com (DELETED on 04-13-02)
What? No MetaFiasco? I dig it.
posted by ColdChef at 12:13 PM on August 5, 2002
1800ipoonline.com (DELETED on 06-18-02)
ilovechickenpoop.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
poopsculptorsacademy.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
I must meet the registrar of that last one...
posted by adampsyche at 12:17 PM on August 5, 2002
ilovechickenpoop.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
poopsculptorsacademy.com (on hold since 07-24-02)
I must meet the registrar of that last one...
posted by adampsyche at 12:17 PM on August 5, 2002
I am a metaisland.com on to myself.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:18 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:18 PM on August 5, 2002
Okay, last one, I swear:
1 - nipple-net.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
2 - nipple-theband.com (DELETED on 05-07-02)
3 - nipplebandits.com (DELETED on 04-17-02)
4 - nipplebiter.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
5 - nipplebox.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
6 - nippleboy.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
7 - nipplechops.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
8 - nipplechuck.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
9 - nipplefactory.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
10 - nipplefest.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
11 - nipplefist.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
12 - nipplefive.com (DELETED on 05-11-02)
13 - nipplegripper.com (DELETED on 07-12-02)
14 - nipplejoy.com (DELETED on 04-19-02)
15 - nipplelcips.com (DELETED on 05-29-02)
16 - nipplemints.com (DELETED on 04-13-02)
17 - nipplenut.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
18 - nipplepaintings.com (DELETED on 06-29-02)
19 - nipplepatrol.com (on hold since 07-09-02)
20 - nipplepiercer.com (DELETED on 05-04-02)
21 - nipplepiercing.com (on hold since 02-27-02)
22 - nippleproject.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
23 - nipplerotica.com (DELETED on 04-20-02)
24 - nipples-n-tits.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
25 - nipples-nipples.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
26 - nipples4u.com (DELETED on 04-14-02)
27 - nipplesales.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
28 - nipplesandfittings.com (DELETED on 04-18-02)
29 - nipplesandgolf.com (DELETED on 04-19-02)
30 - nipplescafe.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
31 - nipplesinnaples.com (DELETED on 05-16-02)
32 - nipplesinternational.com (on hold since 04-07-02)
33 - nipplesinthewind.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
34 - nipplesize.com (on hold since 08-04-02)
35 - nipplesncream.com (DELETED on 05-16-02)
36 - nipplesntipples.com (DELETED on 05-04-02)
37 - nipplesofvenus.com (DELETED on 05-06-02)
38 - nipplesound.com (on hold since 07-26-02)
39 - nipplespank.com (DELETED on 07-17-02)
40 - nipplestars.com (DELETED on 04-24-02)
41 - nipplesup.com (DELETED on 03-18-02)
42 - nipplesworld.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
43 - nippletape.com (DELETED on 04-24-02)
44 - nippletassle.com (DELETED on 04-25-02)
45 - nippletech.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
46 - nippleware.com (DELETED on 04-07-02)
47 - nippleweb.com (DELETED on 05-22-02)
48 - nipplewerkz.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
49 - nipplezipple.com (DELETED on 03-26-02)
Nipplesandgolf?
posted by ColdChef at 12:20 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - nipple-net.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
2 - nipple-theband.com (DELETED on 05-07-02)
3 - nipplebandits.com (DELETED on 04-17-02)
4 - nipplebiter.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
5 - nipplebox.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
6 - nippleboy.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
7 - nipplechops.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
8 - nipplechuck.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
9 - nipplefactory.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
10 - nipplefest.com (DELETED on 03-07-02)
11 - nipplefist.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
12 - nipplefive.com (DELETED on 05-11-02)
13 - nipplegripper.com (DELETED on 07-12-02)
14 - nipplejoy.com (DELETED on 04-19-02)
15 - nipplelcips.com (DELETED on 05-29-02)
16 - nipplemints.com (DELETED on 04-13-02)
17 - nipplenut.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
18 - nipplepaintings.com (DELETED on 06-29-02)
19 - nipplepatrol.com (on hold since 07-09-02)
20 - nipplepiercer.com (DELETED on 05-04-02)
21 - nipplepiercing.com (on hold since 02-27-02)
22 - nippleproject.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
23 - nipplerotica.com (DELETED on 04-20-02)
24 - nipples-n-tits.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
25 - nipples-nipples.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
26 - nipples4u.com (DELETED on 04-14-02)
27 - nipplesales.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
28 - nipplesandfittings.com (DELETED on 04-18-02)
29 - nipplesandgolf.com (DELETED on 04-19-02)
30 - nipplescafe.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
31 - nipplesinnaples.com (DELETED on 05-16-02)
32 - nipplesinternational.com (on hold since 04-07-02)
33 - nipplesinthewind.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
34 - nipplesize.com (on hold since 08-04-02)
35 - nipplesncream.com (DELETED on 05-16-02)
36 - nipplesntipples.com (DELETED on 05-04-02)
37 - nipplesofvenus.com (DELETED on 05-06-02)
38 - nipplesound.com (on hold since 07-26-02)
39 - nipplespank.com (DELETED on 07-17-02)
40 - nipplestars.com (DELETED on 04-24-02)
41 - nipplesup.com (DELETED on 03-18-02)
42 - nipplesworld.com (on hold since 08-03-02)
43 - nippletape.com (DELETED on 04-24-02)
44 - nippletassle.com (DELETED on 04-25-02)
45 - nippletech.com (DELETED on 06-26-02)
46 - nippleware.com (DELETED on 04-07-02)
47 - nippleweb.com (DELETED on 05-22-02)
48 - nipplewerkz.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
49 - nipplezipple.com (DELETED on 03-26-02)
Nipplesandgolf?
posted by ColdChef at 12:20 PM on August 5, 2002
Oh, and if you want to laugh for hours on end, search for...ummm...let's just say "sexual terms."
posted by ColdChef at 12:23 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by ColdChef at 12:23 PM on August 5, 2002
There are more than 2,000 with the phrase"ilove" in them, including:
ijustcalled2sayiloveu.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
Maybe his daughter's in a coma?
posted by me3dia at 12:24 PM on August 5, 2002
ijustcalled2sayiloveu.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
Maybe his daughter's in a coma?
posted by me3dia at 12:24 PM on August 5, 2002
75 - comfort-direct-therapeutic-mattresses-adjustable-beds.com (DELETED on 06-11-02)
I can picture the scene of the owner in his bricks and mortar store now...
"Hey Ernie, what's with all the beds lying around?"
"Ah heck, I got me one of them there interglobalnet sites on the world wide web page to sell my adjustable beds. The kid that designed it said I should be ready to take 10 orders a day, so I ordered a bunch to get ready. Not a single order yet, though."
"What's the online store look like?"
"Dunno, I haven't been able to type it in correctly yet"
posted by mathowie at 12:25 PM on August 5, 2002
I can picture the scene of the owner in his bricks and mortar store now...
"Hey Ernie, what's with all the beds lying around?"
"Ah heck, I got me one of them there interglobalnet sites on the world wide web page to sell my adjustable beds. The kid that designed it said I should be ready to take 10 orders a day, so I ordered a bunch to get ready. Not a single order yet, though."
"What's the online store look like?"
"Dunno, I haven't been able to type it in correctly yet"
posted by mathowie at 12:25 PM on August 5, 2002
By the way, I must credit highindustrial.com for bringing this crap to my attention.
crap-accountants.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
crap-cars.com (DELETED on 07-15-02)
crap-co.com (DELETED on 07-08-02)
crap-design.com (DELETED on 07-02-02)
crap-n-stuff.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crap-o-matic.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crap-r-us.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crapalicious.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
crapandpizza.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
crapcakes.com (on hold since 07-28-02)
crapcelebs.com (on hold since 07-12-02)
crapchute.com (DELETED on 08-03-02)
crapcollector.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
crapdealer.com (on hold since 07-29-02)
crapdeli.com (DELETED on 08-04-02)
crapfromcooperstown.com (on hold since 07-08-02)
crapgone.com (DELETED on 07-06-02)
crapheads.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
I love crap and pizza.
posted by me3dia at 12:30 PM on August 5, 2002
crap-accountants.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
crap-cars.com (DELETED on 07-15-02)
crap-co.com (DELETED on 07-08-02)
crap-design.com (DELETED on 07-02-02)
crap-n-stuff.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crap-o-matic.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crap-r-us.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
crapalicious.com (DELETED on 06-24-02)
crapandpizza.com (DELETED on 07-26-02)
crapcakes.com (on hold since 07-28-02)
crapcelebs.com (on hold since 07-12-02)
crapchute.com (DELETED on 08-03-02)
crapcollector.com (DELETED on 06-06-02)
crapdealer.com (on hold since 07-29-02)
crapdeli.com (DELETED on 08-04-02)
crapfromcooperstown.com (on hold since 07-08-02)
crapgone.com (DELETED on 07-06-02)
crapheads.com (DELETED on 07-20-02)
I love crap and pizza.
posted by me3dia at 12:30 PM on August 5, 2002
Mmm...crapcakes....
posted by adampsyche at 12:36 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 12:36 PM on August 5, 2002
My favorite must be NipplesInTheWind.com (above). I think it just says it all. (Man, did I laugh!)
posted by paladin at 12:36 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by paladin at 12:36 PM on August 5, 2002
16 - nipplemints.com (DELETED on 04-13-02)
When you get to the hotel are there a pair on your pillow? Wait a minute, that's genius! *Begins registration process*
posted by haqspan at 12:52 PM on August 5, 2002
When you get to the hotel are there a pair on your pillow? Wait a minute, that's genius! *Begins registration process*
posted by haqspan at 12:52 PM on August 5, 2002
HAHAHAHAHA!
reallybadideas.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:52 PM on August 5, 2002
reallybadideas.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
posted by ColdChef at 12:52 PM on August 5, 2002
donkeyschlonge.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
That's hysterical! It absolutely wasn't mine, I can assure you, although I'd love to think I inspired someone ... someone who apparently can't spell "schlong."
posted by donkeyschlong at 1:01 PM on August 5, 2002
That's hysterical! It absolutely wasn't mine, I can assure you, although I'd love to think I inspired someone ... someone who apparently can't spell "schlong."
posted by donkeyschlong at 1:01 PM on August 5, 2002
butt-out.com (DELETED on 07-30-02)
Okay, but maybe that why you're deleting you're domain, huh?
posted by jonmc at 1:04 PM on August 5, 2002
Okay, but maybe that why you're deleting you're domain, huh?
posted by jonmc at 1:04 PM on August 5, 2002
gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex-gay-sex.com (DELETED on 06-17-02)
Huh. Wonder what this domain was to be used for.
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:07 PM on August 5, 2002
Huh. Wonder what this domain was to be used for.
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:07 PM on August 5, 2002
13 - adult-nude-xxx-porn-live-sex-girls-boys-teens-gay-lesbian.com (DELETED on 07-04-02)
"On second thought, maybe we should have tried being less inclusive."
posted by yhbc at 1:18 PM on August 5, 2002
"On second thought, maybe we should have tried being less inclusive."
posted by yhbc at 1:18 PM on August 5, 2002
i-vulva.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
Those wacky Apple people...
posted by adampsyche at 1:18 PM on August 5, 2002
Those wacky Apple people...
posted by adampsyche at 1:18 PM on August 5, 2002
Well, my fave failed URL/e-business plan, toiletfinder.com, hasn't yet lapsed, although the page is now mysteriously blank. (google cache) But I am patient. I can wait. And when it lapses - I will control the premier destination for "Toilet Tales from around the world"! *steeples fingers*
posted by D at 1:19 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by D at 1:19 PM on August 5, 2002
And of course there's the sadly underserved dyslexic lesbian market:
1 - 1800lesbain.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
2 - amelielesbains.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
3 - clublesbains.com (on hold since 06-15-02)
4 - lesbainporno.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
5 - lesbainsluts.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
6 - lesbainstory.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
7 - ussatlesbains.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
posted by yhbc at 1:21 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - 1800lesbain.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
2 - amelielesbains.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
3 - clublesbains.com (on hold since 06-15-02)
4 - lesbainporno.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
5 - lesbainsluts.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
6 - lesbainstory.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
7 - ussatlesbains.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
posted by yhbc at 1:21 PM on August 5, 2002
porn-onthe-cob.com (DELETED on 07-17-02)
Okay, I can't top YHBC. The man's a genious.
(geniousesdirect.com (DELETED on 06-15-02))
posted by ColdChef at 1:25 PM on August 5, 2002
Okay, I can't top YHBC. The man's a genious.
(geniousesdirect.com (DELETED on 06-15-02))
posted by ColdChef at 1:25 PM on August 5, 2002
2cupsofwaterandacheesebaguette.com (on hold since 07-29-02)
oh, dear.
posted by adampsyche at 1:27 PM on August 5, 2002
oh, dear.
posted by adampsyche at 1:27 PM on August 5, 2002
Oh, and yhbc, don't forget the homosexually inclined men:
faggettv.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
posted by ColdChef at 1:34 PM on August 5, 2002
faggettv.com (DELETED on 04-11-02)
posted by ColdChef at 1:34 PM on August 5, 2002
FYI, there really is carbonated milk.
I've had a can sitting on a bookshelf for at least 6 years now (I won it in a bar). It scares me.
posted by JoanArkham at 1:47 PM on August 5, 2002
I've had a can sitting on a bookshelf for at least 6 years now (I won it in a bar). It scares me.
posted by JoanArkham at 1:47 PM on August 5, 2002
an alternative editing for the start of this thread.
Friends, MeFites, Cybermen, lend me your eyes; I come to bury caesarsghost.com (DELETED on 06-18-02), not to praise him. The evil domains that men reserve live after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:28 PM on August 5, 2002
Friends, MeFites, Cybermen, lend me your eyes; I come to bury caesarsghost.com (DELETED on 06-18-02), not to praise him. The evil domains that men reserve live after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:28 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - 1800lesbain.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
2 - amelielesbains.com (DELETED on 06-27-02)
3 - clublesbains.com (on hold since 06-15-02)
4 - lesbainporno.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
5 - lesbainsluts.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
6 - lesbainstory.com (on hold since 07-30-02)
7 - ussatlesbains.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
maybe they're french?
ah. bathsluts.com
yes, yes indeed. i'm going to be rich.
posted by fishfucker at 2:47 PM on August 5, 2002
swedishintelligence.com (DELETED on 08-02-02)
Makes sense.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:22 PM on August 5, 2002
Makes sense.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:22 PM on August 5, 2002
Two that caught my eye:
1 - butihatetheinternet.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
I guess that's why you let this puppy lapse, eh?
and:
11 - ihateacton.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
Yeah me too. Especially the big Safeway there. Shocking.
posted by ninthart at 3:22 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - butihatetheinternet.com (DELETED on 06-07-02)
I guess that's why you let this puppy lapse, eh?
and:
11 - ihateacton.com (DELETED on 07-21-02)
Yeah me too. Especially the big Safeway there. Shocking.
posted by ninthart at 3:22 PM on August 5, 2002
- lovethatgravy.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
Perfect. When I get ready to write, produce and star in my very own wacky sitcom, the domain will be available.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:06 PM on August 5, 2002
Perfect. When I get ready to write, produce and star in my very own wacky sitcom, the domain will be available.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 5:06 PM on August 5, 2002
porn-onthe-cob.com
Hee! When I was an undergrad, I had two friends who really wanted www.pornacopia.com. Alas, it was taken.
I'm amused by the list of recently expired domains. Guess those random permutations of four letters weren't such a great investment after all.
posted by kelperoni at 5:09 PM on August 5, 2002
Hee! When I was an undergrad, I had two friends who really wanted www.pornacopia.com. Alas, it was taken.
I'm amused by the list of recently expired domains. Guess those random permutations of four letters weren't such a great investment after all.
posted by kelperoni at 5:09 PM on August 5, 2002
For hours of fun, try Jesus:
acidjesus.com (DELETED on 03-16-02)
actionjesus.com (DELETED on 05-13-02)
adventuresofjesus.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
askbabyjesus.com (DELETED on 05-07-02)
babyjesusfetus.com (DELETED on 03-04-02)
badjesus.com (DELETED on 04-18-02)
bankofjesus.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
bigbabyjesus.com (on hold since 04-30-01)
brideofjesus.com (DELETED on 05-24-02)
cookingwithjesus.com (DELETED on 07-13-02)
dissect-jesus.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
dropkickmejesus.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
flamingchurchofbabyjesus.com (DELETED on 07-13-02)
Someone stop me..
churchofjesuschristoflatter-daysaints.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
What, did they go out of business?
posted by evanizer at 5:25 PM on August 5, 2002
acidjesus.com (DELETED on 03-16-02)
actionjesus.com (DELETED on 05-13-02)
adventuresofjesus.com (DELETED on 07-29-02)
askbabyjesus.com (DELETED on 05-07-02)
babyjesusfetus.com (DELETED on 03-04-02)
badjesus.com (DELETED on 04-18-02)
bankofjesus.com (DELETED on 07-25-02)
bigbabyjesus.com (on hold since 04-30-01)
brideofjesus.com (DELETED on 05-24-02)
cookingwithjesus.com (DELETED on 07-13-02)
dissect-jesus.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
dropkickmejesus.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
flamingchurchofbabyjesus.com (DELETED on 07-13-02)
Someone stop me..
churchofjesuschristoflatter-daysaints.com (DELETED on 06-22-02)
What, did they go out of business?
posted by evanizer at 5:25 PM on August 5, 2002
121 - evanspenis.com (DELETED on 06-13-02)
I'd be for snapping that one up, dude.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:39 PM on August 5, 2002
I'd be for snapping that one up, dude.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:39 PM on August 5, 2002
dropkickmejesus has got me laughing like a hyena.
posted by adampsyche at 7:02 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 7:02 PM on August 5, 2002
dropkickmejesus has got me laughing like a hyena.
...through the goalposts of life.
posted by me3dia at 8:39 PM on August 5, 2002
...through the goalposts of life.
posted by me3dia at 8:39 PM on August 5, 2002
ColdChef, I took your advice. Whee!
masturbationdeli.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
intercoursepretzel.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
zombiefellatio.com (DELETED on 03-27-02)
amishvibrator.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
bondagemonkey.com (DELETED on 05-20-02)
greatwallofvagina.com (DELETED on 05-02-02)
And "penis" sites named for almost all 50 states, from alabamapenis.com to wyomingpenis.com (all deleted on 06-29-02). At least one is missing, though: there's no rhodeislandpenis.com. What's the deal? Don't Rhode Islanders have penises too? And I'm bummed that my whole country only gets canadianpenis.com. If they could have vermontpenis, what's wrong with saskatchewanpenis?
posted by ramakrishna at 10:19 PM on August 5, 2002
masturbationdeli.com (DELETED on 05-03-02)
intercoursepretzel.com (DELETED on 03-15-02)
zombiefellatio.com (DELETED on 03-27-02)
amishvibrator.com (DELETED on 03-20-02)
bondagemonkey.com (DELETED on 05-20-02)
greatwallofvagina.com (DELETED on 05-02-02)
And "penis" sites named for almost all 50 states, from alabamapenis.com to wyomingpenis.com (all deleted on 06-29-02). At least one is missing, though: there's no rhodeislandpenis.com. What's the deal? Don't Rhode Islanders have penises too? And I'm bummed that my whole country only gets canadianpenis.com. If they could have vermontpenis, what's wrong with saskatchewanpenis?
posted by ramakrishna at 10:19 PM on August 5, 2002
1 - 1337-h4x0rz.com (DELETED on 07-31-02)
Y3Z! F1n@11`/ @ d0m@In w0r7h`/ 0f m3.
posted by Neale at 11:32 PM on August 5, 2002
Y3Z! F1n@11`/ @ d0m@In w0r7h`/ 0f m3.
posted by Neale at 11:32 PM on August 5, 2002
beaniebabiesbeaniebabiesbeaniebabiesbeaniebabiesbeaniebabies.com
One of 348 "beanie" domains.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 5:09 PM on August 14, 2002
One of 348 "beanie" domains.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 5:09 PM on August 14, 2002
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