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May 13, 2021 4:02 PM

Cyberfrunk 2077 (SLYT).
posted by metabaroque (27 comments total)

The extremely janky rigging is somehow perfect.
posted by GuyZero at 4:06 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

what the fuck
posted by turbid dahlia at 4:12 PM on May 13, 2021 [2 favorites]

I think you mean fruck.
posted by q*ben at 4:14 PM on May 13, 2021 [6 favorites]

Well that's random.
posted by zardoz at 4:24 PM on May 13, 2021

Why won't they show me Frasier's junk?

Disappoint
posted by Windopaene at 4:45 PM on May 13, 2021 [5 favorites]

Just the kind of deeply weird stuff that keeps me coming back to the internet
posted by k8bot at 5:06 PM on May 13, 2021 [7 favorites]

Was this just because some character in Cyberpunk 2077 looked a little bit like Frasier?
posted by zengargoyle at 5:23 PM on May 13, 2021

Big fan of whatever that was.
posted by pipeski at 5:29 PM on May 13, 2021 [10 favorites]

I don't fully get what's going on here but I know enough to see that chair scene at 1:17 is amazing.>
posted by SaltySalticid at 5:47 PM on May 13, 2021 [5 favorites]

I never thought I'd love the bastard child of Blade Runner, Frasier, J Peterman, Deus Ex, dancing baby, Sigur Ros and unspecified hallucinogens so much but I do and do I want to subscribe for more content my heart is going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes
posted by googly at 5:48 PM on May 13, 2021 [22 favorites]

I think this could have been done with actual Frasier samples! Not a bad approximation though, and given the rest maybe the voice is better as a fake.
posted by rhizome at 6:22 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

He seems a bit confused.
posted by The Ardship of Cambry at 6:25 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

Was this just because some character in Cyberpunk 2077 looked a little bit like Frasier?

I have no idea who this could be referring to and I have like 200 hours in the game. Viktor? Mitch? ROYCE?
posted by axiom at 7:25 PM on May 13, 2021

Thats the best goddamn thing ever. Genius. Im trying to think of the set of friends I have whose reference space overlaps with enough of this to enjoy it and I'm coming up short. I need new friends. And those friends are people who like this video.
posted by FuturisticDragon at 7:37 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

I am not sure how I feel about Frasier getting Shrekd. Shrek is already too much Shrekd.
posted by CynicalKnight at 7:39 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

As a Seattleite, I’m of two minds that this is my future.

While trading my Eames Lounge Chair for a ratty BarcaLounger is not appealing, perhaps pole dancing will widen my social circle.

Also, I will be 125 years old, so again mixed feelings.
posted by skyscraper at 7:56 PM on May 13, 2021 [1 favorite]

You have an Eames Lounge Chair? Send me an email...
posted by Windopaene at 8:05 PM on May 13, 2021

I was sad to see the Barcalounger didn't get to take a turn on the pole.
posted by RakDaddy at 8:27 PM on May 13, 2021 [4 favorites]

DJ Barca was too busy spinning phat beats.
posted by darkstar at 9:59 PM on May 13, 2021 [3 favorites]

Much like. Frasier, a man who not only seeks order and control for himself, but has that goal as his profession, is haunted by the recurring image of that which represents a denial of his ordered existence and confronts him with the knowledge of his past and the fear over what he too might really be.

I mean, that's if you wanna get fancy about it. I'd never have linked Frasier to Bladerunner-like cyberpunk concerns before seeing this, fun!
posted by gusottertrout at 11:17 PM on May 13, 2021 [3 favorites]

And I hope it doesn't need noting that the crane is perhaps the most classic origami design, another sure connection between the worlds.
posted by gusottertrout at 11:30 PM on May 13, 2021 [6 favorites]

“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that? I’m listening.”
posted by darkstar at 11:33 PM on May 13, 2021 [12 favorites]

oh sick, finally some good post release content
posted by EatTheWeek at 6:59 AM on May 14, 2021 [1 favorite]

I swear I've seen the stage name DJ Barcalounger in the real world somewhere.
posted by loquacious at 8:04 AM on May 14, 2021 [2 favorites]

S H E R R Y
posted by lalochezia at 5:59 PM on May 14, 2021 [2 favorites]

“I remember the first time I drove a moon-crane.”
posted by valkane at 6:07 PM on May 14, 2021

Seconding k8bot. Excellently weird. Thank you.

*bops on the dancefloor*
posted by brainwane at 7:01 PM on May 15, 2021