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The diminutive Wheelie is an Autobot child / But don't let your guard down; he gets pretty wild!
He's often sold short and gets called hurtful things / But Wheelie won't suffer such arrows and slings!
Of all of the years he's spent fighting in space / With Sharkticon goons and the Quintesson race. Keeping things peaceful gets a bit tricky / When he hangs out with Daniel Witwicky.
This bot and that child are birds of a feather / And they tend to get into trouble together! Though reasons may differ across his depictions / Young Wheelie speaks always with curious diction.
Of all of the years he's spent fighting in space / With Sharkticon goons and the Quintesson race. Keeping things peaceful gets a bit tricky / When he hangs out with Daniel Witwicky.
This bot and that child are birds of a feather / And they tend to get into trouble together! Though reasons may differ across his depictions / Young Wheelie speaks always with curious diction.
Someone is having a lot of fun over at the Transformers wiki. The other articles may not have the same rhyming style, but the captions of nearly every image will make you smile.
posted by rodlymight at 7:06 PM on May 16, 2022
posted by rodlymight at 7:06 PM on May 16, 2022
I wonder if this is what RappinJakeSisko did after the AV Club finished its DS9 rewatch, and then became kind of crappy.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:55 PM on May 16, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:55 PM on May 16, 2022 [3 favorites]
It's a surprisingly good wiki. And now that I've seen how good the captions are it looks I'm going to be down this rabbit hole for a while.
posted by Foaf at 8:02 PM on May 16, 2022
posted by Foaf at 8:02 PM on May 16, 2022
One of the active admins is Dave Willis of Dumbing of Age and Shortpacked! fame and he's the first person in the discussion of this particular entry, blessing its creation and direction. He's also frequently on Twitter talking about the wiki and the antics there.
It's not one of my haunts, but you can tell it has a robust and healthy community.
posted by offalark at 8:48 PM on May 16, 2022 [2 favorites]
It's not one of my haunts, but you can tell it has a robust and healthy community.
posted by offalark at 8:48 PM on May 16, 2022 [2 favorites]
I think my rhymes are truly broke / Broke broke broke broke broke broke broke!
Hoo-hoo-hweh-hweh!
posted by BiggerJ at 10:26 PM on May 16, 2022 [4 favorites]
Hoo-hoo-hweh-hweh!
posted by BiggerJ at 10:26 PM on May 16, 2022 [4 favorites]
The TF Wiki is a wonderful place to spend an idle moment online. It’s definitely better for my soul to look at pictures of toys I’ll never own than to doomscroll.
posted by sleeping bear at 11:33 PM on May 16, 2022 [2 favorites]
posted by sleeping bear at 11:33 PM on May 16, 2022 [2 favorites]
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my thoughts were unkind / so I said “let’s rewind”
now I know it quite true / this website is cool!
To Foaf I say “thank you!” and also “well done! / may your days be filled with laughter and fun :)
posted by Doleful Creature at 6:55 PM on May 16, 2022 [2 favorites]