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July 4, 2022 8:05 AM

"I just took a DNA test" from bunny of the week (SLInstaP)
posted by joannemerriam (12 comments total)

Potato joke still being snuck in, I see.
posted by jenfullmoon at 8:20 AM on July 4, 2022 [4 favorites]

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em innastew...

still works.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 8:26 AM on July 4, 2022 [2 favorites]

"Ah yes, of course. And these potato posts you keep seeing everywhere... are they in the thread right now?"
posted by AlSweigart at 8:30 AM on July 4, 2022 [6 favorites]

For those of you who need more bunny on a daily basis, Will Quinn has you covered.

Here's an Easter favorite.
posted by ensign_ricky at 8:50 AM on July 4, 2022

awwww I LOL'd. buh-tato.
posted by supermedusa at 9:13 AM on July 4, 2022

Rabbit spud
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 11:37 AM on July 4, 2022

This really is a mod-holiday, eh?
posted by es_de_bah at 12:26 PM on July 4, 2022 [1 favorite]

love this!
i also took a DNA test. turns out i am NOT a potato. too bad, woulda been a lot less complicated result...
posted by lapolla at 12:58 PM on July 4, 2022 [1 favorite]

There is a long Metafilter tradition of content that combines rabbits and carbs.

(Internet Archive of the original link, since the website, like Oolong himself, has long since passed into the Great Beyond.)
posted by Johnny Assay at 3:22 PM on July 4, 2022 [1 favorite]

My favorite Oolong variation was a picture of the final scene of The Searchers wherein gluechunk substituted Oolong with pancake on his or her head for John Wayne. As I recall, it was perfectly shaded.
posted by y2karl at 4:12 PM on July 4, 2022

Enjoyed it until the potato.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:23 PM on July 4, 2022

I'm a full week behind(yay for offgrid in Montana) and just hoping to verify that the discomfort with potato stems from that awful internet meme from the 2000's? My google-fu is generally strong but I'm striking out here.
posted by nenequesadilla at 8:58 PM on July 12, 2022