Legal lullabies

July 21, 2023 12:49 AM

Fall asleep to the gentle sound of Instagram’s terms of service.
posted by Paragon (5 comments total)

Of course if you actually listen to them carefully they are very frightening modern stories of invasion of privacy and you-as-the-product. [shiver] You might not ever get to sleep!
posted by chavenet at 1:27 AM on July 21, 2023

This follows the excellently named Ts&Zzz podcast, and that other one (maybe in Finnish?) where the host read tax law in a somnolent voice set to ambient beats. I wish I could find the latter, which I might have even seen on the Blue sometime in the last three years...
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs at 2:24 AM on July 21, 2023 [1 favorite]

I always wonder how people reading bedtime stories don’t nod off themselves, this one more than most.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 6:46 AM on July 21, 2023

This is a good single-purpose website
posted by Going To Maine at 9:23 AM on July 21, 2023

If you just want the audio it's here.
posted by hypnogogue at 10:27 PM on July 21, 2023