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August 25, 2023 9:32 PM Subscribe
Conveyor Belt Salmon Nigiri vs. Conveyor Belt Tuna Nigiri - only one can win.
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posted by They sucked his brains out! at 10:28 PM on August 25, 2023 [4 favorites]
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 10:28 PM on August 25, 2023 [4 favorites]
I knew when I saw "Typical speed for a sushi conveyor belt is 0.27 kilometers per hour" that it would be relevant to my interests.
posted by zenon at 10:33 PM on August 25, 2023 [3 favorites]
posted by zenon at 10:33 PM on August 25, 2023 [3 favorites]
Love the f1 style sector colours. Shouldn't they be purple rather than green however.
posted by Keith Talent at 11:26 PM on August 25, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by Keith Talent at 11:26 PM on August 25, 2023 [1 favorite]
Now do boats.
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 3:23 AM on August 26, 2023
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 3:23 AM on August 26, 2023
"One of these nigiris is gonna lose their wig!" I kept thinking. Also, "how are they getting these camera angles?" and "what impossibly enormous sushi restaurant is this?" Then I read the description.
posted by grumpybear69 at 4:08 AM on August 26, 2023 [3 favorites]
posted by grumpybear69 at 4:08 AM on August 26, 2023 [3 favorites]
Formula I when nothing unexpected happens, in a nutshell.
Heaven help me, I considered bookmarking this for my grandchild's next visit, because most of the Youtube content the three-year-old likes is equally hallucinatory and pointless simulations from an uncanny-valley universe. Marbles rolling down ramps and into hoppers, imaginary dominos, animated garages full of identical rolling machines in different colors. Sushi races would fit right in.
posted by Peach at 5:40 AM on August 26, 2023 [5 favorites]
Heaven help me, I considered bookmarking this for my grandchild's next visit, because most of the Youtube content the three-year-old likes is equally hallucinatory and pointless simulations from an uncanny-valley universe. Marbles rolling down ramps and into hoppers, imaginary dominos, animated garages full of identical rolling machines in different colors. Sushi races would fit right in.
posted by Peach at 5:40 AM on August 26, 2023 [5 favorites]
The tuna even had an advantage, spending basically the entire race in the salmon's slipstream. Didn't even grasp that opportunity.
posted by tclark at 8:38 AM on August 26, 2023
posted by tclark at 8:38 AM on August 26, 2023
this is silly and I laughed. I was definitely worried about the integrity of the wigs...
posted by supermedusa at 9:22 AM on August 26, 2023
posted by supermedusa at 9:22 AM on August 26, 2023
kinda fishy that only the salmon had dashi-cam shots
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 9:39 AM on August 26, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 9:39 AM on August 26, 2023 [2 favorites]
The tuna even had an advantage, spending basically the entire race in the salmon's slipstream. Didn't even grasp that opportunity.
No DRS.
If the Tuna wanted to win it should have done better in qualifying.
posted by srboisvert at 11:24 AM on August 26, 2023
No DRS.
If the Tuna wanted to win it should have done better in qualifying.
posted by srboisvert at 11:24 AM on August 26, 2023
I watched the whole thing wondering the entire time why I was watching it.
13/10 - they're good sushi bront
posted by sotonohito at 11:40 AM on August 26, 2023
13/10 - they're good sushi bront
posted by sotonohito at 11:40 AM on August 26, 2023
+1 for the salmon. Never eat tuna sushi anymore if I can help it, after seeing those big tuna swimming in the Monterey Bay Aquarium, don't want to - such magnificent sea creatures, leave 'em alone.
posted by Rash at 12:24 PM on August 26, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by Rash at 12:24 PM on August 26, 2023 [1 favorite]
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