J'ECRIS JE DESSINE,

September 20, 2002 1:11 PM

J'ECRIS JE DESSINE, Pour les enfants écrire, dessiner, lire sur Internet. Inventer des contes, faire des dessins, les publier.
posted by mikrophon (25 comments total)

I WRITE I DRAW, For the children to write, draw, read on the Internet. To invent tales, to make drawings, to publish them.
posted by Argyle at 1:25 PM on September 20, 2002

Be sure to post in English. How else could the 250 people that their very first action on every single thread is always checking every link for duplicates do their job?

The dup checking on Metafilter is the exact analogue to the "first post!" on other sites.
posted by Ynoxas at 1:26 PM on September 20, 2002

It's cute, I like it.
posted by ugly_n_sticky at 1:37 PM on September 20, 2002

How else could the 250 people that their very first action on every single thread is always checking every link for duplicates do their job?

Could you post that in English please?
posted by bondcliff at 1:38 PM on September 20, 2002

Ah, oui, oui...c'est l'art...Mais, plus ça change, plus c’est
la même chose. C'est le ton qui fait la chanson, en fait,
à la guerre comme à la guerre.

(Et non, non, rien à change pour Englais; Je ne regrette rien.)
posted by Smart Dalek at 1:40 PM on September 20, 2002

I like this. I actaully made an effort to understand it & look thru the site & I just wish my written French was up to continuing the thread in it.

And there is definitely an undervalued strand of 'net literature - the results of a Babelfish translation.

The quiz [this is translated version] is cool.
posted by i_cola at 1:41 PM on September 20, 2002

Bonjourrrrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
posted by Pancake Overlord at 1:44 PM on September 20, 2002

So what purpose does this post serve other than to show that there are sites in languages other than English and that Babelfish can muck them up pretty badly?

It's like sitting in my dentist's office and reading a badly copyedited version of Highlights magazine. More here.
posted by eyeballkid at 1:47 PM on September 20, 2002

De Soso & Nas:
There is a guy who goes to the farm and which requires of a cow:
- Why you do not speak?
The cow answers:
- It wrote "the farm there" on the sign of the entry.

Those crazy kids.
posted by gottabefunky at 1:48 PM on September 20, 2002

Try reading this one out loud in a sort of sing-song recitative. It's fun!
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 1:51 PM on September 20, 2002

So what purpose does this post serve . . . ?

I think it's fun. Seems like other people agree.
posted by mikrophon at 1:54 PM on September 20, 2002

How else could the 250 people that their very first action on every single thread is always checking every link for duplicates do their job?

Someone already posted that.
posted by hob at 1:54 PM on September 20, 2002

rien à change pour Englais
What the hell is "Englais"? Boy, talk about your je ne sais quoi...

So what purpose does this post serve other than to show that there are sites in languages other than English and that Babelfish can muck them up pretty badly?
It also shows us that it's Friday.
posted by soyjoy at 2:00 PM on September 20, 2002

I've been a fan of this site for a couple of years now. My all time favorite:

A lemon and a cow wanted to make a hold-hop.
The lemon known as:  
- not a peel I am in a hurry!
and the cow:
- how nobody dung!

How nobody dung, indeed.
posted by sklero at 2:17 PM on September 20, 2002

Zut alors! Le "website" et le "internet" (l'internet, n'est pas?) et les autres mots qui sont un probleme pour la langue Francais doivent être détruit! (The French government gets all pissy over all these new English terms creeping into the French language due to technology)

I like the stories about "Les pokèmons".
posted by Salmonberry at 2:20 PM on September 20, 2002

Anglais, quel dommage. Je suis un fornicateur l'esprit...
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:21 PM on September 20, 2002

(Pour les aesthetes, "Englais" c'est creole, et declassé...)
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:28 PM on September 20, 2002

" l'image la plus exacte de l'esprit Francais est la langue Francaise elle-meme"

-Nisard


I for one, welcome our french posting overlords.
posted by clavdivs at 2:56 PM on September 20, 2002

Salmonberry: oui, le (ou c'est 'la'? Je ne sais pas) Acadamie Francais n'aime pas les mots de technologie.

And yes, I haven't spoken any French in, oh, 2 years or so...I imagine I completely butchered it there. The only thing a high-school level of French is good for, methinks, is impressing those with NO knowledge of the language ;)

Oh yea, and for those folks with no French whatsoever--and to clarify my point for those with--I was just agreeing that the French Academy, the French institution in charge of the language itself, reeeeally doesn't like having to use our English technological terms :)
posted by cyrusdogstar at 2:58 PM on September 20, 2002

L'Academie Francaise.
posted by liam at 3:25 PM on September 20, 2002

Don't you mean "L'Académie Française," smart guy?
posted by saltykmurks at 4:27 PM on September 20, 2002

-Michel! Anne! Vous travaillez?
-Ah, non...nous regardons la television. Pourquois?
-Les Duponts arrive dans une heure.
-S'il te plait, Maman, encore cinq minutes?
posted by Oriole Adams at 5:12 PM on September 20, 2002

Kulles!!!
posted by Dark Messiah at 5:44 PM on September 20, 2002

-Allo. Qu'est-ce que c'est qui passent?
-Qu'est-ce que c'est qui paaaaaaaassssssssseent!
[click]
-Qu'est-ce que c'est qui passent!
-Qu'est-ce que c'est qui passent!
-Qu'est-ce que c'est qui passent!
-assssssent!
-assssssent!
-assssssent!
Vrai.
posted by dhartung at 10:26 PM on September 20, 2002

"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
posted by debralee at 6:45 AM on September 21, 2002