Large Horse
July 5, 2024 5:19 PM Subscribe
I don't know what I expected.
posted by General Malaise at 5:39 PM on July 5 [3 favorites]
posted by General Malaise at 5:39 PM on July 5 [3 favorites]
rip my back button
posted by phunniemee at 5:40 PM on July 5 [11 favorites]
posted by phunniemee at 5:40 PM on July 5 [11 favorites]
once there was a disc.horse, but no more
posted by snuffleupagus at 5:44 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
posted by snuffleupagus at 5:44 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
some folks measure their horses by hand
posted by clavdivs at 5:56 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
posted by clavdivs at 5:56 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
I thought my throat was sore, but I was just a little horse.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:10 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:10 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
Hell of an 'about' page too!
posted by SaltySalticid at 6:12 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
posted by SaltySalticid at 6:12 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
Is it though? It could be a small horse that carries itself like a large one.
posted by senor biggles at 6:15 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
posted by senor biggles at 6:15 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
Thank you Rhonda for the horse photo. :) Stay sober.
Sounds like the author has a good heart. I wish them well.
posted by wenestvedt at 6:19 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
Sounds like the author has a good heart. I wish them well.
posted by wenestvedt at 6:19 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
I do like that every zoom level has its own subdomain, right up to http://very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.large.horse
posted by senor biggles at 6:20 PM on July 5 [9 favorites]
posted by senor biggles at 6:20 PM on July 5 [9 favorites]
This is what I keep coming back to mefi for.
posted by signal at 6:35 PM on July 5 [7 favorites]
posted by signal at 6:35 PM on July 5 [7 favorites]
Some people measure their horses by pixels.
posted by a humble nudibranch at 6:56 PM on July 5
posted by a humble nudibranch at 6:56 PM on July 5
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
posted by biogeo at 7:02 PM on July 5 [9 favorites]
The thoroughbred of sin
posted by biogeo at 7:02 PM on July 5 [9 favorites]
Lookit that horse, that horse is amazing!
posted by Reverend John at 7:07 PM on July 5 [4 favorites]
posted by Reverend John at 7:07 PM on July 5 [4 favorites]
1 - zoom in until you are at http://very.very.very.very.very.very.very.large.horse/
2 - use your mouse to move horse to the left until all you can see is the horse's ass
3 - turn off all the lights
4 - stare at the monitor and repeat 3x - "i believe in donald trump, i believe in donald trump, i believe in donald trump"
5 - just like mary worth, donald's trump's ghastly visage shall appear in the pattern of the horse's asshairs
6 - repeat as needed
posted by pyramid termite at 7:25 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
2 - use your mouse to move horse to the left until all you can see is the horse's ass
3 - turn off all the lights
4 - stare at the monitor and repeat 3x - "i believe in donald trump, i believe in donald trump, i believe in donald trump"
5 - just like mary worth, donald's trump's ghastly visage shall appear in the pattern of the horse's asshairs
6 - repeat as needed
posted by pyramid termite at 7:25 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
Best of the web. No notes.
posted by voiceofreason at 7:26 PM on July 5 [3 favorites]
posted by voiceofreason at 7:26 PM on July 5 [3 favorites]
endless.horse
Thank you! It was bugging me that I couldn't remember what this site was. NOW that I know it again I went to check if I could find it with web-searching for what I could remember of it, and yeah I could've. But I didn't, so Thank you!
posted by aubilenon at 7:27 PM on July 5
Thank you! It was bugging me that I couldn't remember what this site was. NOW that I know it again I went to check if I could find it with web-searching for what I could remember of it, and yeah I could've. But I didn't, so Thank you!
posted by aubilenon at 7:27 PM on July 5
big horsie nice horsie
posted by AlSweigart at 7:33 PM on July 5
posted by AlSweigart at 7:33 PM on July 5
the button.gif eeeeeeeeeee
posted by user92371 at 7:40 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
posted by user92371 at 7:40 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
Good post.
posted by latkes at 8:13 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
posted by latkes at 8:13 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
I am not ashamed about doing the Ernie giggle/cackle about this (I realized pretty late in life that I laugh like Ernie over any silly thing. Sesame Street trained me well. And that's fine because Ernie is part of who taught me who humor was). It does what it says and it's such a great joke. Everything about this is good.
And yes, I know it's called "large.horse" but I was slightly disappointed that I couldn't make a less large horse. I think that needs to be the 2.0 version. Or I want a "small.horse" site (that domain is already taken, though).
This is what the Internet should be used for. It's perfect.
posted by edencosmic at 8:22 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
And yes, I know it's called "large.horse" but I was slightly disappointed that I couldn't make a less large horse. I think that needs to be the 2.0 version. Or I want a "small.horse" site (that domain is already taken, though).
This is what the Internet should be used for. It's perfect.
posted by edencosmic at 8:22 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
i prefer this horse to the horse's ass vs hoarse old
posted by lalochezia at 8:35 PM on July 5
posted by lalochezia at 8:35 PM on July 5
What if it’s actually close.horse?
posted by nat at 9:22 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
posted by nat at 9:22 PM on July 5 [5 favorites]
> Or I want a "small.horse" site (that domain is already taken, though).
*cough* wee.horse is available
... and you can sing it to "Our House" by Madness
posted by Pronoiac at 10:47 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
*cough* wee.horse is available
... and you can sing it to "Our House" by Madness
posted by Pronoiac at 10:47 PM on July 5 [1 favorite]
YoU wOuLDn'T dOwNlOaD a VeRy LaRgE hOrSe
posted by are-coral-made at 10:52 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
posted by are-coral-made at 10:52 PM on July 5 [2 favorites]
Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.Pfft.
We can’t connect to the server at very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.very.large.horse.
posted by flabdablet at 11:33 PM on July 5 [3 favorites]
That breaks at least two rules:
* hostname length - "The entire hostname, including the delimiting dots, has a maximum of 253 ASCII characters."
* URL length - 2000 characters is solid, and more than that, things start to break
posted by Pronoiac at 2:31 AM on July 6 [3 favorites]
* hostname length - "The entire hostname, including the delimiting dots, has a maximum of 253 ASCII characters."
* URL length - 2000 characters is solid, and more than that, things start to break
posted by Pronoiac at 2:31 AM on July 6 [3 favorites]
Web security thing stopped allowing links after six very.
posted by andreaazure at 6:59 AM on July 6
posted by andreaazure at 6:59 AM on July 6
That breaks at least two rules
Double pfft to rules that clearly serve only to prevent access to a properly large horse.
posted by flabdablet at 7:34 AM on July 6 [6 favorites]
Double pfft to rules that clearly serve only to prevent access to a properly large horse.
posted by flabdablet at 7:34 AM on July 6 [6 favorites]
If you want to click
Don't click the large.horse
large.horse
posted by Foosnark at 9:17 AM on July 6 [1 favorite]
Don't click the large.horse
large.horse
posted by Foosnark at 9:17 AM on July 6 [1 favorite]
Does what it says on the tin.
posted by neuron at 3:50 PM on July 6 [1 favorite]
posted by neuron at 3:50 PM on July 6 [1 favorite]
I was slightly disappointed that I couldn't make a less large horse
if it helps, the large horse appears to be a Quarter Horse [wiki]
posted by HearHere at 4:53 PM on July 6
if it helps, the large horse appears to be a Quarter Horse [wiki]
posted by HearHere at 4:53 PM on July 6
if it helps, the large horse appears to be a Quarter Horse
Wow just imagine how large the entire horse would be!
posted by aubilenon at 7:24 PM on July 6 [7 favorites]
Wow just imagine how large the entire horse would be!
posted by aubilenon at 7:24 PM on July 6 [7 favorites]
This appears to be a horse with no name.
posted by Halloween Jack at 11:25 PM on July 6
posted by Halloween Jack at 11:25 PM on July 6
just imagine how large the entire horse would be
*meditates solely on this*
posted by HearHere at 1:19 AM on July 7
*meditates solely on this*
posted by HearHere at 1:19 AM on July 7
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