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August 5, 2024 9:13 AM

What vegetable are you? A delightful quiz to help you discover your inner veggie.
posted by slogger (47 comments total)

Betcha it's carrot.
posted by zengargoyle at 9:21 AM on August 5

Weakness:
- Collects too many fun things
- Cannot commit to anything
- Irresponsible in their own special way
posted by mittens at 9:22 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Yep, carrot
posted by briank at 9:25 AM on August 5

I'm sensing a pattern here.
posted by ALeaflikeStructure at 9:26 AM on August 5

Broccoli!
"Sometimes people just don't see my vision."
Hidden talent: Finding good in everyone, including their ex
posted by Glinn at 9:29 AM on August 5 [6 favorites]

having just been assigned the identity of Carrot, I was gonna be sus but Glinn is a Broccoli so it's not merely a conspiracy by Big Root Veggie. (but maybe it is...)
posted by supermedusa at 9:31 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Garlic.
- Can organize a cult if they want to
- George Yappington III (?!)
- Chews with mouth open

Also, 99% good, with split down the middle between lawful and chaotic. I'd like to think so, at least.
posted by queensissy at 9:32 AM on August 5 [3 favorites]

Onion.

Weakness:

• Faked it too hard and is facing the consequences of making it
• Only has impulsive thoughts
• Susceptible to being a part of a dumb and dumber duo

Accurate.
posted by mazola at 9:34 AM on August 5 [4 favorites]

Carrot.
posted by ApathyGirl at 9:35 AM on August 5

Also carrot. Which is one of the few veg I actually like, so that works out.
posted by jenfullmoon at 9:36 AM on August 5

This is so cute. I got onion, and while the extroverted part is wrong, I am highly susceptible to being part of a dumb and dumber duo.
posted by the primroses were over at 9:44 AM on August 5

I was torn on a lot of answers, so I re-did it, and now I'm a Green Bean.
-Never fails to make anyone laugh
-Fun to talk to about literally anything
-Always down to help

-Dramatic
-Regularly locks themselves out of their apartment
-Astronomically bad texter

"brb i'm gonna get a snackie"

55/45 L/C, 70/20/10 GNE

They're both totally me so I guess I'm a carrot-greenbean mixed veggie. I can live with that. Probably reflecting my ambivert nature. Or my bi nature. I contain multitudes.
posted by ApathyGirl at 9:44 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Ha, that was charming.
posted by jacquilynne at 9:45 AM on August 5

Jalapeno, and the description is not really me:
Has no fear, will commit to any dare
Athletic but doesn't work out
posted by indexy at 9:46 AM on August 5

Another Carrot over here.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:48 AM on August 5

I am a green bean. I've been called worse so I'll take it.
posted by cmfletcher at 9:53 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Potato. The implicit Irish racism hurts. Even if it is true.

Weakness:
-Professional Doomscroller


Witchcraft! How does this witch know me?
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 10:11 AM on August 5 [4 favorites]

Team Broccoli unite!
posted by slimepuppy at 10:42 AM on August 5 [6 favorites]

I got Green Bean but based on Abehammerb Lincolns result I shoulda been a potato.
posted by PussKillian at 10:47 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Green Bean as well. "Do it for the plot."
posted by kingless at 11:04 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Green, and a bean. Probably one with a string attached.
posted by BlueHorse at 11:04 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?
posted by credulous at 11:22 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Broccoli. Bok Choy wants to get something going but I'm already involved with garlic. Culinarily accurate.
posted by mygothlaundry at 11:30 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

I love this! thanks OP!

I'm apparently a carrot - which actually checks out.
posted by Faintdreams at 11:50 AM on August 5

Also got green bean. Was not expecting a Cowboy Bebop reference!
posted by Ishbadiddle at 12:01 PM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Green Bean as well. I don't mind it as I do like Green Beans ... actually beans, lentils, their products (Tofu, Besan etc).
posted by indianbadger1 at 1:16 PM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Napa Cabbage!

Strengths:
- Can do no harm to the world
- Is really good at baking
- Gives great hugs

Weaknesses:
- Bites more than they can chew
- Doesn't voice their opinion
- Zero rizz

"Maybe they were just busy :)" "(No they ghosted Napa)"

I've been shishkebabed.
posted by brook horse at 1:24 PM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Am I the only jalepeno here?
posted by charlesminus at 1:53 PM on August 5

Apparently I am the only Leek.
posted by mrphancy at 2:03 PM on August 5 [3 favorites]

broccoli!
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:12 PM on August 5

Broccoli. That is all.
posted by doctornemo at 3:16 PM on August 5

Leeks unite! The description is not, however, accurate.
posted by paduasoy at 3:38 PM on August 5

I got broccoli.

Ironically, I have a digestive intolerance for broccoli.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 3:40 PM on August 5

Another carrot, which I was hoping not to get as I don't like carrots. But Neutral Good is not the worst way I've been described today, so I'll take it.
posted by dg at 3:46 PM on August 5

I’m a potato too!
posted by theBigRedKittyPurrs at 4:14 PM on August 5

I got carrot, but I am way more Lawful than that, to my eternal chagrin.
posted by nat at 4:49 PM on August 5

I'm an onion, and it hit a little too close to home. Aside from the extraverted part it is basically perfect. Thanks for this post, excellent work.
posted by Literaryhero at 7:30 PM on August 5

Yet another carrot. I feel like my chaotic percentage should be higher, but the descriptive text is like 90% accurate.
posted by rodlymight at 8:49 PM on August 5

Another Leek here.
posted by desuetude at 9:01 PM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Onion, I am intense and make people cry! and roll around a lot.
posted by a humble nudibranch at 2:08 AM on August 6

I am a Broccoli. I am made of broccules.
posted by grubi at 7:09 AM on August 6

So happy to see the green bean contingent here on the blue! I thought I was alone!
posted by pulposus at 7:20 AM on August 6

Tomato, 50% evil?!!
posted by ellieBOA at 8:04 AM on August 6

All in for Team Broccoli!
posted by hydra77 at 8:57 AM on August 6

I got pumpkin! It's pretty accurate, other than the silly and goofy part.

Strengths:
So silly and goofy
Well tempered
Mom friend

Weaknesses:
Can come off as uninterested (and very well may be)
Relatively more judgmental
Will overanalyze EVERYTHING

I love a fun personality quiz -- thanks so much for posting!
posted by Sparky Buttons at 9:28 AM on August 6

Love this! Am broccoli
posted by bunderful at 9:56 AM on August 6

Another broccoli here
posted by kathrynm at 12:23 PM on August 6