Does what it says on the ti...err...bong

December 26, 2024 7:40 AM

let's get baked and make chinese braised oxtail 红烧牛尾 Not a play on words. This video is someone getting baked and cooking food. Maybe oxtail ain't your thing? Get baked and make pho instead. (CW: legal cannabis use)
posted by NoMich (16 comments total)

Let’s get the ox high!
posted by Lemkin at 7:48 AM on December 26

Wake and bake!
posted by bwvol at 8:02 AM on December 26 [1 favorite]

Makes me want to go back and watch some My Drunk Kitchen.
posted by solotoro at 8:11 AM on December 26 [3 favorites]

A nexus between cannabis and cuisine is the fun-loving Action Bronson.
posted by Lemkin at 8:20 AM on December 26 [2 favorites]

R. Crumb’s cookbook has a recipe for 5 Joint Soup.
posted by Jode at 8:32 AM on December 26 [3 favorites]

Is oxtail at all gamey tasting?
posted by Czjewel at 9:44 AM on December 26

> Let’s get the ox high!

For a chef like you to get custody
Of an innocent oxtail's a tragedy
No, don't get your oxtail high
posted by Sauce Trough at 9:56 AM on December 26 [1 favorite]

Is oxtail at all gamey tasting?

No not really, basically similar in flavor to chuck roast.
posted by Ultracrepidarian at 10:14 AM on December 26 [4 favorites]

Its main attraction (as I understand it) is that it's a low-cost cut of meat. The amount of meat is highly variable and is a challenge to extract, plus it doesn't look appetizing to a lot of people. Association with cow ass (the butt is actually shoulder) may also play a role for some. However, if used properly, it can be quite delicious and is an excellent basis for soups and stews. I haven't used it yet (I only cook for one, so leftover storage can be an issue) but soon, I think. I won't be getting inebriated, though, as I have balance problems a-plenty without the use of recreational drugs.

And know that, if Austin burns down, it probably wasn't me.
posted by JustSayNoDawg at 10:51 AM on December 26 [2 favorites]

So far, 420 Daph >> 39daph

Is oxtail at all gamey tasting?

Maybe a little. But not as much as lamb, for instance.
posted by snuffleupagus at 12:26 PM on December 26

Its main attraction (as I understand it) is that it's a low-cost cut of meat.

These days, not so much.
posted by fight or flight at 1:52 PM on December 26

Can a savvy weed expert explain her smoke rig to this baffled non-weed expert here? It looks like some kind of retro-encabulator type machine straight out of an alien spaceship as found in old Far Side comics.
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs at 5:57 PM on December 26

It even has a little wizzy spinner. That’s gotta be just for fun right?
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs at 5:57 PM on December 26

It's multichambered -- a double or triple perc. The base adds some RGB bullshit and maybe some shock resistance. It's vape and dab aesthetics fed back into bong design via Temu.

I'm not sure if the stupid impeller is merely decoration or intended to stoke the bowl (lol, if so).

Although, looking at how she's lighting it, maybe this is in fact some kind of dab rig and the fan is there to keep the concentrate melting without keeping the heat source on it.
posted by snuffleupagus at 8:15 PM on December 26

I don't understand how she's still standing, much less cooking.
posted by fnerg at 9:15 PM on December 26

By the black art of smoking weed every day. No different than being accustomed to a cocktail and a glass of wine.

[Insert Princess Bride GIF here]
posted by snuffleupagus at 10:04 AM on December 27 [1 favorite]