And (Spoiler Alert) neither did I.

December 31, 2024 12:18 PM

A new website, GovernorParson.com, purports to publish a goodbye message from Governor Mike Parson, whose term ends next month. This is just one of the satirical websites that former South Park and MADtv writer Toby Morton (wordclown on instagram) has set up and then emailed to Republican supporters.

Other projects include:

• Chaya Raichik/Libs of TikTok
• Moms for Liberties (and Daily Beast article about the site)
• U.S. Health Website: "We here at United States Health will personally walk you through the steps needed to rest easy knowing that your next doctor's visit will reveal the option to try home remedies like, soup, hot tea, and our favorite, borrowing pills from that Uncle who God knows where he got them." (reel)
• Fox News host Jesse Watters

Websites about specific Republican politicians:

• Governor Greg Abbott
• Marsha Blackburn 2024
• Clay Higgins 2024
• Governor DeFascist
• The Daily Gaetz (be sure to watch the video)
• Jim Jordan 2024
• Kari Lake 2022
• Governor Bill Lee
• Senator Mike Moon, Wedding Planner
• Congressman Andy Ogles
• Attorney General Ken Paxton
• Speaker Caleb Sexton
• Clarice Shillinger's Underage Party Planning
• Elise Stefanik 2022 (and Huff Post article about the website)
• Superintendent Ryan Walters
• Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski 2024

posted by joannemerriam (4 comments total)

I've followed wordclown for awhile and really enjoy his informed and vicious satire.
And as a native Missourian, I am delighted by his latest target.
No hell too hot, etc.
posted by pantarei70 at 1:22 PM on December 31 [2 favorites]

Nice to see there’s the manifestation of an alternative universe full of truth and candor! “Emailed to Republican supporters” gets the chefs kiss…
posted by cybrcamper at 1:31 PM on December 31 [2 favorites]

The DeSantis site is fantastic!
posted by wittgenstein at 4:28 PM on December 31 [1 favorite]

Is this not Best of the Web?
posted by ginger.beef at 8:52 AM on January 1 [1 favorite]