Real X-rated movies based on another movie-title
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Real X-rated movies based on another movie title. And you thought you came up with "Inrearendence Day" yourself.
8 1/2... inches
posted by sir walsingham at 3:51 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by sir walsingham at 3:51 PM on November 15, 2002
Pete's Dragon?
posted by Kafkaesque at 3:59 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 3:59 PM on November 15, 2002
Ok, granted, some of them were good, but a lot of them were lame. Some of them I couldn't even tell which actual movie they were getting at.
But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.
posted by singmesomething at 4:09 PM on November 15, 2002
But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.
posted by singmesomething at 4:09 PM on November 15, 2002
"Inspect Her Gadget" is timeless.
posted by four panels at 4:17 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by four panels at 4:17 PM on November 15, 2002
8 1/2... inches Two
That would be a sequel, making it 17inches.
posted by thomcatspike at 4:29 PM on November 15, 2002
That would be a sequel, making it 17inches.
posted by thomcatspike at 4:29 PM on November 15, 2002
If you guys like Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, you should try out the midget porn on the same theme:
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
posted by betaray at 4:35 PM on November 15, 2002
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
posted by betaray at 4:35 PM on November 15, 2002
My old favorite used to be "Darby O'Gill and The Little People with The Giant Wangs".
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:37 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:37 PM on November 15, 2002
One of my favorite memes.
My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
runner up- "Splendor in the Ass"
posted by 2sheets at 4:42 PM on November 15, 2002
My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
runner up- "Splendor in the Ass"
posted by 2sheets at 4:42 PM on November 15, 2002
Sinfull Rella
" I knew some day my prince would come"
posted by johnny7 at 4:45 PM on November 15, 2002
" I knew some day my prince would come"
posted by johnny7 at 4:45 PM on November 15, 2002
"There were 12 men but they weren't angry"? So subtle. All in all, this list could be from some modern-day x-rated Finnegans Wake - so much compression & displacement.
posted by D at 4:47 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by D at 4:47 PM on November 15, 2002
/me withholds obvious comment about Danelope boys.
posted by Danelope at 4:52 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by Danelope at 4:52 PM on November 15, 2002
"Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory"
Classic stuff.
What about the movies whose titles don't need to be changed for porn? Operation Dumbo Drop comes to mind.
posted by Newbornstranger at 4:53 PM on November 15, 2002
Classic stuff.
What about the movies whose titles don't need to be changed for porn? Operation Dumbo Drop comes to mind.
posted by Newbornstranger at 4:53 PM on November 15, 2002
"Temple of Poon" has to be my personal favorite.
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good link.til
posted by tiger yang at 4:56 PM on November 15, 2002
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good link.til
posted by tiger yang at 4:56 PM on November 15, 2002
Shaving! Shaving Ryan's Privates. Not Saving! Fucking amateurs...
posted by machaus at 5:11 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by machaus at 5:11 PM on November 15, 2002
Can't say that this is my favorite kind of thread. Or favorite topic. But alas, I can't stay out on the sidelines.
The porn movie I want to make: Back to the Fuscia
posted by zpousman at 6:08 PM on November 15, 2002
The porn movie I want to make: Back to the Fuscia
posted by zpousman at 6:08 PM on November 15, 2002
But I agree with tweebiscuit - Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of the funniest.
if you liked, that clever title, check out this band's site
My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
it's also one of the most amusing modern porn films. if you liked flesh gordon, you will probably enjoy e.p. as well. and if you haven't seen flesh gordan, well, paraphrasing mark prindle, you're wrong; and if you don't like it, you're a freakin' idiot.
posted by mitchel at 6:13 PM on November 15, 2002
if you liked, that clever title, check out this band's site
My personal favorite- "Edward Penishands"
it's also one of the most amusing modern porn films. if you liked flesh gordon, you will probably enjoy e.p. as well. and if you haven't seen flesh gordan, well, paraphrasing mark prindle, you're wrong; and if you don't like it, you're a freakin' idiot.
posted by mitchel at 6:13 PM on November 15, 2002
Oh, the title on the site was Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom. Guess I read it wrong.....Hell, I like mine better.
posted by bradth27 at 6:34 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by bradth27 at 6:34 PM on November 15, 2002
So where's The Loin King? Shanghai Poon? Starship Shtuppers?
Upon further reflection, it's just as well that we'll never see the animated classic Chicken Rump.
posted by LinusMines at 7:06 PM on November 15, 2002
Upon further reflection, it's just as well that we'll never see the animated classic Chicken Rump.
posted by LinusMines at 7:06 PM on November 15, 2002
What about You've Got Male... Genitalia?
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:11 PM on November 15, 2002
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:11 PM on November 15, 2002
The porn movie that I've always wanted to make is Black Cock Down. It would involve a crack team of Marine operatives trying to, um, revive a black cock down.
"Leave No Man Behind."
posted by alidarbac at 9:14 PM on November 15, 2002
"Leave No Man Behind."
posted by alidarbac at 9:14 PM on November 15, 2002
Sick!!! All of you are Sick, Perverted Bastards!!!!
. . .
Besides, didn't you know that the best porn titles from of classic books?
posted by joedan at 10:20 PM on November 15, 2002
. . .
Besides, didn't you know that the best porn titles from of classic books?
posted by joedan at 10:20 PM on November 15, 2002
joedan - A Tale of Two Titties - Even not knowing the title, the cast list would make you suspect a porn film -
BIFF MALIBU
CHESSIE MOORE
DEE DEE DIAMOND
KIMBERLY KANE
KRYSTINA KING
RANDY WEST
WAYNE SUMMERS
It's a pity that the same degree of inventiveness that goes into the names and titles doesn't usually extend to the contents of the films themselves.
posted by Joeforking at 3:22 AM on November 16, 2002
BIFF MALIBU
CHESSIE MOORE
DEE DEE DIAMOND
KIMBERLY KANE
KRYSTINA KING
RANDY WEST
WAYNE SUMMERS
It's a pity that the same degree of inventiveness that goes into the names and titles doesn't usually extend to the contents of the films themselves.
posted by Joeforking at 3:22 AM on November 16, 2002
My god - it should be "Shitty Titty Gang Bang"! Truly the best false porn title in Christendom.
posted by boneybaloney at 3:51 AM on November 16, 2002
posted by boneybaloney at 3:51 AM on November 16, 2002
Bah. Amateur hour. They didnt have the one I came up with:
'Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone'
Makes me laugh every time.
posted by CoolHandPuke at 4:46 AM on November 16, 2002
'Horny Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone'
Makes me laugh every time.
posted by CoolHandPuke at 4:46 AM on November 16, 2002
This particular joke, for the last five years, has been used repeatedly by crap sit-com writers...."We can't think of a joke, oh lets make the character watch Good Will Humping"...just another sure fire winner in their arsenal of cliche.
posted by meech at 5:45 AM on November 16, 2002
posted by meech at 5:45 AM on November 16, 2002
Evidently, "Edward Penishands" was quality porn, as this was one of two titles that was consistently late or unreturned at the video store where I worked one lost summer between university terms...
Nothing is more frightening than having a customer creep out from behind the dividers and ask if someone has returned "The Amityville Whore" yet.
Oh, and the other most delinquent-making movie? The as-yet-unmentioned "Poonies".
posted by yellowcandy at 7:48 AM on November 16, 2002
Nothing is more frightening than having a customer creep out from behind the dividers and ask if someone has returned "The Amityville Whore" yet.
Oh, and the other most delinquent-making movie? The as-yet-unmentioned "Poonies".
posted by yellowcandy at 7:48 AM on November 16, 2002
I've always been partial to the title "A Midsummer Night's Cream," a film which apparently nearly lives up to its name.
posted by thomascrown at 8:13 AM on November 16, 2002
posted by thomascrown at 8:13 AM on November 16, 2002
I'm still waiting for the German porn classic, Das Booty.
posted by krakedhalo at 2:09 PM on November 16, 2002
posted by krakedhalo at 2:09 PM on November 16, 2002
I know it's getting late to add to this thread, but I wanted to share my own creation:
Wanking Ned Devine
posted by skryche at 5:53 AM on November 18, 2002
Wanking Ned Devine
posted by skryche at 5:53 AM on November 18, 2002
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