Padded Butt Brief

January 3, 2003 3:01 PM

Padded Butt Brief. Too bad I prefer boxers.
posted by grumblebee (26 comments total)

Countdown to thread delete.........
posted by dhoyt at 3:05 PM on January 3, 2003

I, for one, am proud to be an Assless American. Products like this only serve to perpetuate the myth that a big booty is desirable.
posted by Captain_Tenille at 3:06 PM on January 3, 2003

I am also an Assless American and I am also attracted to other Assless Americans. I shall invent Butt-reducing briefs.
posted by Spencerinc at 3:38 PM on January 3, 2003

As a well-assed American, I am offended by the assertion that butt minimalism is anything other than a fetish.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 3:40 PM on January 3, 2003

Or you could just eat more.
posted by kevspace at 4:06 PM on January 3, 2003

Delete the thread if you want, but I found it interesting (funny first, then interesting). Maybe I'm sheltered, but I've never seen these before. Are they becoming a trend? How many men wear them? There have been times in history in which men padded themselves in various ways, but I wasn't aware that many men were doing it now.
posted by grumblebee at 4:07 PM on January 3, 2003

Or you could just eat more.

Troll.
posted by banished at 4:08 PM on January 3, 2003

In other news, ice cubes are now on sale in Antarctica.
posted by dong_resin at 4:12 PM on January 3, 2003

Or you could just eat more.

Troll.

Settle down... geeez.
posted by Witty at 4:17 PM on January 3, 2003

omg like what is this like padded-butt-underwear-filter??
posted by luckyclone at 4:24 PM on January 3, 2003

Aren't these called diapers.
posted by linux at 4:24 PM on January 3, 2003

Imagine a question mark instead of a period.
posted by linux at 4:25 PM on January 3, 2003

No.
posted by ac at 4:27 PM on January 3, 2003

A slippery slope if I've ever seen one. (I'm kidding, of course.)
posted by boredomjockey at 4:27 PM on January 3, 2003

Does the garment size refer to the size of the ass you get? I'll have an XXL, please.
posted by BirdD0g at 5:01 PM on January 3, 2003

*sliding down my own slippery slope*

Only in America could someone make $36.99 selling an extra-large white ass.

*keeps sliding*

I bet International Male made a mint off the Catholic church advertising Asses for sale, size small available, without showing the picture.

I'm at a loss for Hand wash. Anyone?
posted by BirdD0g at 5:14 PM on January 3, 2003

These have been available for women since at least 1995, if not earlier (my roommate worked at Frederick's of Hollywood and they carried them).
posted by eilatan at 5:47 PM on January 3, 2003

Or you could just eat more.

Troll.

Eat More Troll??!!

That's just sick!!

Besides everybody knows elves taste better.
posted by jonmc at 6:52 PM on January 3, 2003

how is that trolling?

eating more will allow for the possibility of your ass growing in size. it's not rocket science.
posted by angry modem at 6:59 PM on January 3, 2003

Um, I have a feeling banished's troll comment was meant facetiously.
posted by boomchicka at 9:42 PM on January 3, 2003

I hope so.
posted by Witty at 9:43 PM on January 3, 2003

This thread has certainly brought the intelligence out of all of us, now hasn't it?
posted by MrAnonymous at 10:07 AM on January 4, 2003

I like big butts, and I can not lie.
posted by adampsyche at 10:37 AM on January 4, 2003

You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
posted by tomplus2 at 11:11 AM on January 4, 2003

OT, whilst looking for those lyrics, I got a million popups with ads for anti popup software. Thats like buying something from a telemarketer just so they stop calling you.
posted by tomplus2 at 11:13 AM on January 4, 2003

These things will soon be everywhere damn estrogenic effect hormone disruptors...i feel so taciturn....
posted by troutfishing at 9:46 PM on January 4, 2003