stresmin

January 23, 2003 10:00 PM

Stresmin: the solution to family quarrels, political debates, and difficult security council meetings.
posted by alms (16 comments total)

hilarious.
posted by inksyndicate at 10:08 PM on January 23, 2003

I wear this as cologne.
posted by rschram at 10:27 PM on January 23, 2003

Avoid to spray into flammable or bockes glowing.

Err... I'll try.
posted by paradigm at 10:38 PM on January 23, 2003

dare we ask how you discovered this link?

on preview -- do we really want to know?
posted by Vidiot at 10:42 PM on January 23, 2003

I wish the spray could be syndicated via XML-RPC. I want to hit a button every now and then just to give everyone reading the site a little jolt of it.
posted by mathowie at 11:03 PM on January 23, 2003

Like to slip some to Bush and his war council....
posted by Lynsey at 11:06 PM on January 23, 2003

Vidiot's Law: As any MeFi thread unfolds, the probability of a post mentioning George W. Bush, SUVs, Israelis, Palestinians or Iraq (whether they have anything to do with the thread or not) approaches one.
posted by Vidiot at 11:30 PM on January 23, 2003

We need a Stresmin button on the metafilter sidebar.
posted by password at 11:30 PM on January 23, 2003

twine42's Law: As any thread unfolds, the probability of someone moaning about posts mentioning George W. Bush, SUVs, Israelis, Palestinians or Iraq approaches one.

Not suggesting Lynsey was trolling (promise), but what happened to the idea of not feeding trolls?
posted by twine42 at 1:59 AM on January 24, 2003

dare we ask how you discovered this link?

It was purchased in bulk by my previous employer: facilitatates adoptation of new business plan

on refresh: Ferkel-Spray!
posted by alms at 5:26 AM on January 24, 2003

Lynsey, Vidiot, and Twine42: settle down or I'll have to post some Nekrotan!.
posted by alms at 5:30 AM on January 24, 2003

Ferkel-Spray: It gets even better, as the German word 'Ferkel' means 'baby pig' and something like 'dirty pig' when applied to humans.
posted by tippiedog at 7:30 AM on January 24, 2003

FerkelFilter!
(Okay, FerkelFutter, technically. If I spoke German, this pigfood page would undoubtedly not be funny to me, but as it is my imagination is going nuts.)
posted by Shane at 7:37 AM on January 24, 2003

Did anyone else notice that the spelling at the top of the link is Stremin [sic]? Did someone take a whiff before posting?

Sorry, compulsive proffreader.
posted by newlydead at 10:39 AM on January 24, 2003

Pig Stress Reliever...and, yes, it vibrates.
posted by newlydead at 11:11 AM on January 24, 2003

Hilarious find...thanks alms.

Don't overlook the great games page...your chance to play Icebox and test your ability to "put of the blocks skillfully."
posted by madamjujujive at 3:33 PM on January 24, 2003