Dr. Kraw's Guide to Better Living for Young Adults at Risk.

January 30, 2003 2:34 PM

Dr. Kraw's Guide to Better Living for Young Adults at Risk.
posted by holloway (15 comments total)

I listened to only a few bars of 'Smoke On The Water' and almost instantaneously I felt Satan enter my soul
I can't stop laughing. Thanks holloway.
posted by riffola at 2:36 PM on January 30, 2003

That pesky demon weed again...

"I felt really good for a while before Satan took control of my mind and soon I was ready to commit mass murder."

It's a good thing it got me pregnant, or I might've done it.
posted by apostasy at 2:41 PM on January 30, 2003

That is the worst parody site I have ever seen. Not to mention pukey graphics. Or maybe that was the point.
posted by konolia at 2:48 PM on January 30, 2003

Homosexuals or "fagets" or "breeders" can not be trusted!

Breeders? No. That's what gays call straights behind their backs. Or to their faces, depending.
posted by gramcracker at 2:59 PM on January 30, 2003

Great link holloway! Hilarious.
posted by Salmonberry at 3:07 PM on January 30, 2003

Homosexuals or "fagets" or "breeders" can not be trusted!

Gee, this fart doesn't wants ALL of us up against the wall!

Fag0t.
posted by WolfDaddy at 3:09 PM on January 30, 2003

I get it, just so you know
posted by WolfDaddy at 3:11 PM on January 30, 2003

The coolness that is Robyn...gave me a great laugh at the end of a bad day. Thanks Robyn and holloway for showing us the way to a bitter life.
posted by oh posey at 3:24 PM on January 30, 2003

[this is good]
posted by dg at 3:31 PM on January 30, 2003

[Communisum] ...we sing "Rock And Roll" communist mantras until our 5.30 self-pollution session after which we "toke" on a joint with comrade Nik. Then we drink a bottle of vodka each and with the spirit of Satan safely inside our souls we rape and pillage until dawn.

Remind me why we've been fighting communism again?
posted by SweetJesus at 4:53 PM on January 30, 2003

Remind me why we've been fighting communism again?

1920s-1930s, 1930-1945, 1950-1976, 1987-2001 and 1995-2003

/reminder
posted by dhoyt at 5:25 PM on January 30, 2003

dhoyt: Meet sarcasm. Sarcasm, meet dhoyt. I hope you two can get to know each other now.
posted by Space Coyote at 6:28 PM on January 30, 2003

Space Coyote: Meet dry faux-sincerity.
posted by dhoyt at 7:17 PM on January 30, 2003

Hey, I host that site! I love when that happens! :)

Here are some of my favourite goodies from The Secret Passage:

Bad Albums - I can't agree on all of them, but her reasoning is solid!
Domain Tag - A game more people should play.
How To Please Your Man - Brilliant because it's pretty much true. Also the No. 1 result for Please Your Man in Google.

Secret Passage #1!!
posted by sycophant at 11:08 PM on January 30, 2003

Here are the words of Steve, 19, a confessed fornicator:

"Satan used me to gain long term pleasure from my soul in exchange for the misuse of my seeds of life."

Sounds like a fair deal to me.
posted by orange swan at 2:14 PM on January 31, 2003