FBI Discovers Bill of Rights

March 19, 2003 4:39 PM

FBI Discovers Bill of Rights after 138 years. No word on whether they will sell it or use it.
posted by flagrante_delicto (5 comments total)

Now if they would only read it...
posted by zekinskia at 4:49 PM on March 19, 2003

tee hee hee
posted by xmutex at 4:50 PM on March 19, 2003

Word is it's being withheld from the public as it's been deemed classified information.

In 30 years we'll get to take a look at it, but the important ones will be blacked out.
posted by Space Coyote at 5:30 PM on March 19, 2003

Reports that Attorney General John Ashcroft fled the scene with an open bottle of Wite Out are as of yet unconfirmed.
posted by adampsyche at 5:35 PM on March 19, 2003

I heard he was frantically looking through his Rolodex for Fawn Hall's number. "I need someone good with a shredder", he muttered to himself.
posted by Vidiot at 5:47 PM on March 19, 2003