What's the big deal?

July 25, 2000 9:26 AM

What's the big deal? I'm sure even if he's walking around naked from the waste down his little bits are no doubt fully entombed in his massive blubber. Then again, I'm sure dealing with his ass isn't too pleasant.
posted by Nyarlathotep (7 comments total)

yee gods! that's just creepy
posted by tj at 10:11 AM on July 25, 2000

people are weird.
posted by eyesandfists at 10:20 AM on July 25, 2000

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHH!
posted by thirteen at 10:31 AM on July 25, 2000

How selfish! That denies the director and cinematographer flexibility in shooting a scene. That could make anyone on the set uncomfortable. It's disrespectful to the whole production on several levels.

It could also be an indicaton of some self-esteem issues with Brando. Hell, no one made him eat all that pork, he should be proud of the body he has! Live with it, already.
posted by jason at 10:40 AM on July 25, 2000

Does he have a trailer, or a grass hut? (You'd think I'd learn to stop making fun of people who are totally fucking nuts.. eccentric by now.)
posted by CyberPal at 11:02 AM on July 25, 2000

So what? If he's proud of his ASS-ets, let him strut his stuff, even if it is HARD ON the eyes. And if you don't like it, you can just kiss his ass.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
posted by evilmaryellen at 11:38 AM on July 25, 2000

S'okay, EME. Despite my rant above, this whole thing still strikes me as pretty bloody hilarious.

Looking like young Marlon Brando / Not like old, fat Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now... (Jill Sobule, "Karen by Night")
posted by jason at 12:15 PM on July 25, 2000