haiku poem about cars and traffic
July 17, 2003 2:21 PM Subscribe
Ignoring that part, they're pretty funny, ColdChef.
Boston driver screams
the car in front goes twenty
old lady smiling
Just made that one up myself. Damn, I'm smooth.
posted by christian at 2:40 PM on July 17, 2003
Boston driver screams
the car in front goes twenty
old lady smiling
Just made that one up myself. Damn, I'm smooth.
posted by christian at 2:40 PM on July 17, 2003
Morning commute time
Asshat in the passing lane
"Move over, fuckwit!"
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:49 PM on July 17, 2003
Asshat in the passing lane
"Move over, fuckwit!"
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:49 PM on July 17, 2003
HOV lanes full.
There's a guy all by himself
with no cop in sight.
posted by crunchland at 2:52 PM on July 17, 2003
There's a guy all by himself
with no cop in sight.
posted by crunchland at 2:52 PM on July 17, 2003
I saw this book at the check-out counter in a bookstore earlier this week, so it's definitely got some marketing push behind it.
posted by rushmc at 3:16 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by rushmc at 3:16 PM on July 17, 2003
I'm still waiting for someone to point out the blatant racism of this link....
posted by rushmc at 5:50 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by rushmc at 5:50 PM on July 17, 2003
I think you just did.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:07 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:07 PM on July 17, 2003
um, didn't ColdChef do that in the first comment, rushmc?
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:07 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:07 PM on July 17, 2003
Um...yeah, but...I was referring to honku/honkey...nevermind. Tough room.
posted by rushmc at 8:14 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by rushmc at 8:14 PM on July 17, 2003
That's a bit of a stretch. I think. If I were to do a series of haikus about traffic, I'd think that "honku" was semi-clever-ish. YMMV.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:00 PM on July 17, 2003
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:00 PM on July 17, 2003
sort of off topic but . . . i was just listening to this song about five minutes ago . . .
Cars and Parties
posted by nyoki at 12:24 AM on July 18, 2003
Cars and Parties
posted by nyoki at 12:24 AM on July 18, 2003
I say, that's a joke, son! A joke! (Although it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the book.)
posted by rushmc at 3:35 AM on July 18, 2003
posted by rushmc at 3:35 AM on July 18, 2003
I say, that's a joke, son! A joke!
yeah, I figured that out this morning with a more, em, lucid frame of mind.
*awkward silence*
*drops pants, does Macarena*
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:14 AM on July 18, 2003
yeah, I figured that out this morning with a more, em, lucid frame of mind.
*awkward silence*
*drops pants, does Macarena*
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:14 AM on July 18, 2003
Thanks a lot, Ufez...now I'll never be able to eat Macarena-and-Cheese again.
posted by rushmc at 12:02 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by rushmc at 12:02 PM on July 18, 2003
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For maximum entertainment value, try reading some of these with the accent of Mr. Miyagi from the movie Karate Kid.
Now I hate my own post. Dammit.
posted by ColdChef at 2:23 PM on July 17, 2003