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July 19, 2003 8:56 AM

What threat to the Bush administration are you? A fun, partisan quiz.
posted by the fire you left me (30 comments total)

Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:04 AM on July 19, 2003

For the record, I consider myself to be apolitical.
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:04 AM on July 19, 2003

Huh. I'm an environmentalist.

I figured I wasn't, since I kill animals for food, couldn't care less about their habitat, burn wood off of my own property for heat, and drive a gas guzzler just for fun.
Occasionally, I also throw stuff out the car window.
Who knew I was helping the environment?
posted by bradth27 at 9:14 AM on July 19, 2003

I only got Democrat? Damn, I'm slacking off.
posted by Space Coyote at 9:15 AM on July 19, 2003

i enjoy littering. oops.
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:22 AM on July 19, 2003

"Morally Deficient" - and damn proud of it. ;-P
posted by mischief at 9:34 AM on July 19, 2003

Atheist. Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can subvert the government, but if you should try you will be smited mightily because God likes us best.

Crap.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:01 AM on July 19, 2003

Have I ever busked? Not that I know of.
posted by euphorb at 10:13 AM on July 19, 2003

They should learn how to spell.
posted by abez at 10:44 AM on July 19, 2003

Threat rating: zero. Excellent work - you
demonstrate all the qualities of patriotism
that will make America even greater under Bush.
USA no.1!!!


WOW.. That was fun!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:53 AM on July 19, 2003

posted by quonsar at 10:58 AM on July 19, 2003

quonsar to the rescue. As an Atheist (I prefer the term Bright) I am no threat whatsoever, as God is obviously on the side of Bush (and Steve_at_Linwood.)
posted by cbrody at 11:07 AM on July 19, 2003

It took an online questionnaire to make me realize im a democrat.
posted by Keyser Soze at 11:44 AM on July 19, 2003

I, too, am morally deficient. Like that's a surprise.
posted by hilatron at 11:46 AM on July 19, 2003

Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.
posted by Cerebus at 2:06 PM on July 19, 2003

Count me with the morally deficient...

Spot on.
posted by ehintz at 2:16 PM on July 19, 2003

morally deficient. gasp.
posted by knapah at 2:25 PM on July 19, 2003

Metafilter: You're morally deficient! No you're morally deficient!
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:37 PM on July 19, 2003

The last question really needs a "Been from the Middle East" checkbox, just for completeness.
posted by tingley at 2:47 PM on July 19, 2003

it said I was a plain, old atheist.
posted by crunchland at 2:52 PM on July 19, 2003

Surprise surprise, I join Steve@.
posted by Plunge at 2:57 PM on July 19, 2003

Yay, I'm morally deficient too. But I already knew that. (I'm also a Democrat and an atheist, but what the hell.)
posted by etoile at 3:01 PM on July 19, 2003

I'm morally deficient.

Awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.
posted by drezdn at 3:20 PM on July 19, 2003

Wow, I'm an athiest? How boring. But hey, I do cause high blood pressure - HOO YEAH!
posted by Watsonne at 3:41 PM on July 19, 2003

Morally deficient.

I didn't think the quiz was exceptionally funny, though. Someone should pay Quonsar to write these things.
posted by The God Complex at 4:01 PM on July 19, 2003

I'm morally efficient.
posted by Hildago at 4:56 PM on July 19, 2003

Awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Administrations are mammals.
2. Administrations fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the administration is to flip out and kill people.
posted by eddydamascene at 5:43 PM on July 19, 2003

HA!
posted by clavdivs at 5:47 PM on July 19, 2003

Morally deficient. I...I'm so ashamed.
posted by kirkaracha at 7:36 PM on July 19, 2003

morally deficient

Pride....
posted by Sijeka at 11:01 AM on July 21, 2003